You're a cunt

you're a cunt
do you eat liquid shit and cum?
>Bulgaria
>no, ketchup is disgusting and mayo isn't healthy

>inb4 americans going nuclear about how i never had good ketchup with my steak
just accept that ketchup is shit and it doesn't belong on steak or any other food unless trash tier

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Eating ketchup with steak is considered trash-tier in the US. You're looking for the Brits.

>mayo isn't healthy

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Ketchup is based
Mayo is based

What can you even eat in Bulgaria?
EU food aid packages?

>Ketchup
Shit
>Mayo
God's gift

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uhh americans would be the ones who say you shouldn't eat steak with ketchup

Gravy is the only acceptable option.

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I hate tomatoes in general but mayo is great

>ketchup
No. adding sweet stuff on not-dessert-meals is gay.

>mayonnaise
I use it for fried meat and fish.
Japs often use it as a dressing on salad, but I hate this usage.

ketshup is the shittiest condiment

Never heard of brits doing it, but I've heard of americans using ketchup like theres no tomorrow
>t. manchild
I find the original flavour of the food the best, especially if its in its own sauce. If you can cook it properly you dont need mayo or ketchup
Thats retarded, tomatoes are okay but ketchup isn't
Based
>>ketchup
>No. adding sweet stuff on not-dessert-meals is gay.
Based

Ketchup is okay but there are a lot better condiments out there. Mayo is great.

I love both and I also love liutenica and also you are a faggot da ti ebat maikata pederas.
P.S.: chichkovite chervenotikvenichkovcheta

Ketchup is pleb tier
Mayonnaise is OK

The patrician's choice:
>Biber salcasi
>Ajvar
>sriracha
>natural yogurt


Depressing

I can drink mayo its fucking tasty
Ketchup is meh, but it goes good together with hot dogs

Drumpf eats steak with ketchup

sounds like you're sexually frustrated, lutenica is good but not as a sauce you pathetic faggot

I bet you can cum just as well

Christ I hate namefags.

Drink* cum just as well god dammit

finnish people eat shark piss

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Yeah, and everyone hounds him for it here. Even his supporters find it bizarre.

yes, in fact, my cum tastes like mayo, do you want some?

>Fag
>No, ketchup is only used to cover up the flavour of a shitty dish, and french fries should have fry sauce.

>ketchup
shit sauce

>mayo
it's only supposed to go with seafood, like shrimp or crab, and how is it not healthy ? it's just egg+olive oil

>fry sauce.
Väd ar detta ?

christ i love namefags

fat fuck

Do you not get tired of everyone immediately dismissing your argument because you're a namefag..?
Everyone on this website regards you as the lowest of scum.

>fry sauce.
what ?
fries go the best with bearnaise btw or pepper sauce

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vad är*
now... continue with verb inflections or taste the kiss of the whip.

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It's pretty amazing, I'm not swedish btw if that's what you're implying.
Fry seasoning is also pretty good
(Paprika+Black pepper+White pepper+Salt+Garlic powder+Onion powder=God-tier)
Don't overdo the garlic and onion powder though, they're quite strong

>eggs and olive oil makes you fat
moron
eggs are just eggs and good olive oil is a million times healthier than whatever saturated fat you buy in your shops for poor people, fucking nigger, go back to lidl

No, only fags eat mayo or cum like sweeds

I disagree but I respect your opinion.

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>une partie de tomate ketchup et deux parties de mayonnaise
i wouldn't give that to my dog

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>Everyone on this website regards you as the lowest of scum
n-not t-true

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I like both

but mayo is just one made by Japan, others are probably sour.

Don't ever reply to namefags, they do not deserve (you)s

did I not mention that I love namefags? Chin up faggot and hug me

you do the mayo yourself, it's really simple
>take yellow of an egg
>add olive oil
>mix with a spoon
here, you have mayo
you should add a bit of mustard, and if you want aioli instead of mayo you add a bit of garlic
all industrial mayo is shit and there is no point in buying expensive one

This is the best, just the best.

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Ketchup is for fried food like French fries or schnitzel. Steak is better with Worcestershire sauce. mayo should be eradicated.

Meh
I had one of those giant german sausages with some kind of sliced and slightly crispy potatoes washed down with some swiss drink
Best meal of my life ever

Bratwurst mit Bratkartoffeln accompanied by a Rivella I suppose?

and mustard for sausages.

I fucking hate when people put sauce directly on the entire portion of chips. It makes some with way too much fucking sauce, some with not enough, makes everything soggy and your fingers dirty. Just retardation all round.

You forgot the vinegar abdi

u gay bro ?

Mustard is the patrician's choice
Only the delicacy (non-fast food) varieties of course

>vinegar
what ? this is when you do vinaigrette (salad sauce), you remove the egg though
and add salt

>I fucking hate when people put sauce directly on the entire portion of chips. It makes some with way too much fucking sauce, some with not enough,
Dude, just start at the edge and dip in the middle
>makes everything soggy and your fingers dirty.
Dude, just use a fork

I looked it up and yes, apparently some people do it with vinegar. I guess it must be less thick ? I don't do it either usually.

Holy shit yes
God damn I miss Germany
You guys have such a rich history too

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>I guess it must be less thick ?
Balance of acidity.

You're the frenchman here m8

Not gay if the balls don't touch niggy

m8, just put it in a fookin ramekin

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Oh, well usually i just add mustard, and that's pretty acid

How would you carry that around? Pommes are a to-go meal.

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thanks, man. come again some time.

uh, actually Japanese one doesn't use olive oil, we use vinegar made of apple and malt.

Thanks, but I thought you guys hated Chinese tourists?
One guy tried to stare me down lole

>How would you carry that around?
?
Any non-bydlo establishment has them. Also eating food and drinking while walking is the ultimate show of distastefulness. Only americans would stoop so low.

yeah, some people do. my mother for example has a wild hatred for east asian tourists. it's strange actually because these are the same people who welcome african immigrants with open arms.
but i like it when people from across the globe find interest in our culture and heritage rather than in our gibs.

>One guy tried to stare me down lole
Dont walk in the cycle lane then

Ah, understandable and based.
Have a nice day user, gotta go now!

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>Any non-bydlo establishment has them.
Why make things difficult when you can have it easy? A fucking extra dish for sauce, what the hell.

Do you serve sushi swimming in a bowl of soy sauce too ?

fries are fast food, sushi is high class food, it's a difference.

>sushi is high class food

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ugh, there are two types of sushi, you know.

the ones on a conveyor belt is cheaper and I wouldn't consider it high class, but there of course it's impossible to put everything on one dish, so you couldn't have possible meant that.

the other type is sushi you order like any other meal, and it's fucking expensive. like 12 euros for an average dish. that i would consider high class.

As with goose fat triple cooked chips in a nice restaurant, but you would be an absolute unterschicht to then go and drench the bowl with sauce

>As with goose fat triple cooked chips in a nice restaurant
We never talked about that though.

m8 I'm just saying that drenching chips in sauce is retarded and a surefire way to ruin an otherwise tasty snack

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>Sriracha

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>muh fookin grayveh