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>computing at st Andrews
Genuinely bizarre that there are smart people on the same board as me

not good enough

Tired of hearing future and current cubicle workers complain about how rough they have it. Bunch of spoiled little bitches.

used to annoy me a bit the way its always foreign cunts making the new threads but then why have a dog and bark yourself if you are going to be in here you might as well have one use you contribute fuck all else

Haha based

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reddit.com/r/showerbeers

absoutely screaming at this, fucking virgins man

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>uni talk AGAIN
ah yes, what's the time then? school's just finished has it? what a coincidence

I rejected oxford for imperial
I'm literally above the elite

>st andrews
didn't realise daddy's money made you smart

looks grim as

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>blacks as perpetrators
bit problematic

I come from a low income family desu so I get the maximum bursary

got a part time job about 20 hours a week and it's still too much

going to quit soon i reckon

rorke is fucking SEETHING over this

why are "they" so violent

feel like thia

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Ask for less hours you absolute speng

Post some good quotes lads

rejected both since I already had an invite to do Politics and Spanish at University of Manchester

Alright riddle me this one lads
>School gets bulletproof backpacks
>Deranged schoolkid goes on a rampage
>He wraps himself up in Kevlar bag lining like some kind of Ned Kelly wannabe
>Police now have to deal with a school shooter wearing fucking body armour

don't get it...

hey guys did you know that uuummmm my university is better than yours?????

>tfw no colombian gf

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I don't get it. Why does a stencil spray painting get auctioned for so much money? He could recreate an almost exact replica very easily.

how much acid is she on

if you say youre making a pie in the US most people think of a pie filled with a sweet sugary goo, its almost always desserts (and some asshole new yorkers call pizzas "pies")

but a meat pie looks so good, a perfect meal.

reckon we could make a powerful laser and use it to cut london out of the uk and then plant bombs around the edges and blow it towards france

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IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO OXFORD CAMBRIDGE IMPERIAL UCL ST ANDREWS OR DURHAM THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL COMMIT SUICIDE

someone bought the artwork for $1 million and it shredded itself

just want to give him a hug and tell him its all going to be ok 2bh

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need to pop down the paki shop and buy some sweets for the UFC party

Retarded fucking idiot

dont post it

very funny post hehehehe

if only

any good looksmax tips?

fuck off

Looks good for brekkie on the go

fuck off

I am often reminded just how hipster Sheffield is desu.

this is >mouyes last game?

bout to watch new south park eps. better be funnier than last season. those were utter shite

cringe the way the irish use our chants

>sweets
>at a UFC party
oh you're the fag kraut arent you

go the gym
eat well
have a positive outlook and be happy
have a skincare routine
drink lots of water

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Oh yeah, because it was created by an anonymous street artist (who literally anyone could pretend to be when they recreate the painting), it must be valuable.

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Rape? Never heard of her

saying things like that is why your family lives in australia

lol

UNIVERSITIES OF ENGLAND RANKED NEST TO WORST
1. ST ANDREWS
2. UCL
3. IMPERIAL
4. DURHAM
5. KINGS COLLEGE LONDON
6. HONG KONG UNIVERSITY
8. CAMBRIDGE
9. OXFORD BROOKES
10. OXFORD
....
99. HARVARD
100. STANFORD
......
1000000000. (WORST UNÌ OF ALL TIME) . MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY MIT

think I might order dominos in an hour or so
what are you lads having for din dins?

holy shit this joke defied all of my expectations and now I'm LAUGHING because it's both silly and non-PC!!!

merry christmas you retarded faggot

sign and recline, that's my motto

YOU FUCKING IMBECILE WARWICK IS 7TH

asspain

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very avant garde post this

whatever mum is cooking i guess

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used to see banksy down the local pub in bristol every Friday night

if only she knew kung fu

haha fucking nerd

Would literally beat these two chimps brains out with a tyre iron if I saw that happening

>Asian girls are pur-

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BRISTOLE IS THE 11th BEST IN WORLD

vegetable and paneer curry

still seething over this they take something thats perfect gods will made manifest on plate and then add their gay little london ideas so they can all sit around umming and arring about how clever they all are

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nah the hardest part is having to force myself to get out of bed, not the actual toil

wish i was in a coma or dead or something

What's this meant to be? Another attention-seeking IG thot?

Niggers are animals.
I did not come from a nigger.
Niggers are of a separate origin entirely to the white man.

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why does chess have separate men and women categories?

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cuisinelet

everything tastes better served in a cup

Local Pizza gogo is doing a 2 large for 10.99 pick up.

Gonna get it now

is that why the actual geniuses from all the globe compete for a spot in mit every year

>Hitler was a fascist

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women are shit and stupid

mean

did nobody ask why the frame had a plug coming out of it

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culturelet

fuck off to your own thread inbred chink

but that clearly says cardiff

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i live with a lot of black people and ask myself this all the time. there seems to be an upper caste of black people, the upper %iles who are normal people with normal minds that arent violent and dont want to cause problems for anyone. then there are semi-niggers who are on the edge. theyre functional in civilized society but have a little bit of edge to them if you step on their shoe or if you look at them the wrong way. then theres a massive population of full blown turbo niggers but luckily they all stick to certain areas so you know to not be in certain neighborhoods with your guard down.