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inb4 janny

join the us army

>comfy
>I have to work

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Part of the Sacramento Metro Area. It exists as a place for people who commute to Sacramento.

wtf i want to join the us army now

sorry, fren

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It's gonna such when I have to work weekends again, but for now

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thats stupid logic, people from roseville commute to Roseville, same as auburn, foresthill, and newcastle

people commute from Sac into the bay area, doesnt make it a suburb

Sacramento is literally the only city in NorCal that isn't in the Bay that matters
And I say that as a Jefferson native

isn't that for faggots and women though? while the marines is where true lads go?

pain in the butt to look for a job when you work 12 hours a day 7 days a week tbqh

>Im a jefferson native

Im the closest person to jefferson """territory"", and youre clearly forgetting about Truckee/SLT

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You're right. But you won't be seeing any women in the marines.

Me on the right

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only nappy-haired white trash?

I mean, unless you're in the airwing or some pog ass job, you literally will not see women.

I am,

awake

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I'm not forgetting them.
Which county do you live in?
If it's below Nevada County, you're not from Jefferson.

congratulations

HATE when MOM buys alcohol for ME

Wanted VODKA tonight not RUM
(Used my money btw. Nice but not what I WANTED)

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good morning

bullshit, we have yokels everywhere with jefferson signs and atickers on their trucks

Jesus

Rum is fucking disgusting

>sending someone else to buy your liquor for you
give yourself a vodka enema if you dont want to drink it

big fan of Malibu™, me

Alcohol and drugs are disgusting. If you're not straight edge then you're living life wrong

Good rum is really good. Bad rum is shit.

Weed is fun
Alcohol is fun
Acid is fun

The expanded Jefferson borders are a joke.
People from your county just want to rebel against Sacramento.

>Weed is fun

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Don't talk bad about rum, just wanted a change for once

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Big boy stretch

morningchesterrrrrrr

addict logic, alcohol kills.

I don't know if I've ever had "good" rum, but the worst I've had is definitely the most vile alcoholic beverage that I have tasted

every idiot from jefferson wants to rebel against Sacramento (and by extension SF)

Um never said I sent her

She knows I drink

based kavanaugh

can;t wait for all the weed tourists comin up here in a couple weeks lmao

thanks everybody i love you

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We're closer to Oregon than California in the far north.
You are just butthurt at Sacramento.

been watching the handmaid's tale

>can;t wait for all the weed tourists comin up here in a couple weeks lmao
Weed lovers either live in a state with legalised marijuana, go to a state with legalised marijuana, or smoke it illegally.

i mix peepee with semen

Im not a jefferson supporter, theyre retarded and dont understand how it would turn their """"state""" into a shithole

its a fun show
but the protagonist is always going to be peggy from mad men to me

are there any good movies in theaters rn?

"You" was generalised to mean everyone south of the middle fork of the Feather

yo got some of deez toez??

Mandy

I watched A Star is Born
It's actually a pretty good movie, especially if you bring a girl along

would be a solo trip

bro I was in the mood to share earlier but you missed out
was waiting for the toe train but it never came

Rootbeer and rum float for tonight, can't wait

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Mission Impossible if you like dumb fun movies

i just saw the shoed one...fug...

I don't

What I've been looking forward to all week

I use to be able to handle sweets+alcohol but now it kinda makes me sick

i've never watched mad men desu

沒關係:P

its boomer trash

>I dont like fun movies

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I watch at least a movie a week.
Movies are great.
You should watch them.

Ate too much shit today but I was craving fast food so bad.
Then I saw Burger King has coupons right now and I got me a Long Chicken, Xtra Long Texas BBQ, medium fries and medium soda set for 7,49€.
Followed that up with a medium Oreo shake at 1€ off for 1,99€.
It was good (well not really but it was Burger King and I was craving some) but now I feel sick and had a massive shite already.
Still want to go and buy a beer...heh..

mad men is great
It's not for everyone but even if you don't like it you gotta admit that its really well done

>only one a week
m8 i watch like 2 a day when at home and not working

i love the expanse
recently watched season 3. i'm very glad it was saved from cancellation.

in mexico there are two main cinema chains
cinepolis and cinemex

cant remember the last movie i watched

was probably at least a year ago when I was up north watching a family members house

maybe the first couple of seasons

I said at least one.
And by that I meant I go to the theatre at least once a week.

its carmike and regal here

Regal has dope onion rings
Shame about the price though

Wish I could replay nier automata without any prior knowledge, it had a good story

I watched Rogue One recently.
Was honestly an enjoyable movie.

do you pronounce that CAR MIKE

For me it's Scotiabank

I wish I could erase my memory of all my favorite series, movies, and games and then binge them all at once.

why do people like onion rings

Yeah its definitely the best of the new ones
Also I want to have sweaty sex with Felicity Jones

carmike has better seats

ya

theyre delicious

because they're based (basado en español)

I like onions and I like rings.

They are much better than fries
I like onions in general so frying them just adds a nice new dimension
I also enjoy Funyuns

you must really scrape the bottom of the barrel of shit if you're going to new releases weekly

No, I rewatch movies I like

you may have never had real onion rings
one time I bought some """"onion rings"""" from a poverty food store and they were made from onion matter formed into rings and deep fried
fucking trash tried to heat them up in the oven and it just turned to mush

wait, I meant regal. they're electronic recliners, all leather. they're dope

Every movie I've seen in a theatre has been in a Cineplex theatre

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orrr he's getting the deep cut of fine artistic cinema

you dont know

buds should I hit up jack in the box for some breakfast jacks?

it's 1:32 PM

I never watch movies or tv just
-anime
-manga
-kdrama (sometimes)

>shitpost a snap to my region for funsies
>100+ people watch it
Wtf