The CEO of Coinbase, Brian Armstrom singlehanded saved crypto it it's most dire moment.
To pay respects and make 1000% of gains on 0x, OMG, REP and the other tokens Coinbase will be listing after the Paradex purchase, reply "THANK YOU BASED BRIAN" in this thread!
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THANK YOU BASED BRIAN. THANK YOU FOR PICKING MY TWO DEEPEST HOLDS ZRX & OMG. BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
How does this help
>"saves crypto"
>after killing crypto
yeah fuck that penis head
Somehow the shaved head works on him. He still sucks tho.
It’ll get more people buying tokens
No Americans can use it though cause securities bullshit
>but user America doesn’t matter
Excluding the richest country in the world from this matters
How do you know?
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He bought a DEX so 0x skyrocketed, other alts will follow.
No they won’t
Bitcoin is still shitting on the rug
>THANK YOU BASED BRIAN
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He looks like a fag.
FUCK OFF KIKE, I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU
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plz list zrx and req
Fag.
WOJAK THANKS YOU B0SS. NOW I CAN AFFORD PUSSY AGAIN.
>coinbase lists omg and zrx
>the exchange gets too overhwlemd with traffic and has to shut down for days to improve their network
>kills all momentum
>both coins dump hard when they are finally listed again 5 days later
you all know this is whats going happen
when did you hope the price spike will happen ha.. def not this week
>implying the dump isn’t being orchestrated to make prices more attractive for the influx of new money.
He’s balls deep in the bullshit like every other titan in this space.
should I go 100 % OMG?
pressed S not F. Oops.
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post linkies pls
>implying people in other exchanges wouldn’t see it as a buy signal, and skyricket the price, thus increasing FOMO intensity when gdax/Coinbase is back up.
It would honestly be ideal for any project listed that normie wouldxwait andxsaluvate for a few days. Line it up with paydays (Fridays in the US)
Wait and salivate*
They are the demi gods of crypto, only second to Nakamoto himself
LIST 0x BITCH
i mean thanks brian
who's Pinky to this Brian?
All of the banks in Canada don't even allow crypto purchases any more with Debit, my OWN fucking money. I'm shit outta luck with Coinbase.
>THANK YOU BASED BRIAN.
Reduce your the fee fucker
Is it required to have a big head in order to run an exchange?
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wtf is wrong with this guys head
So get a money order you fucking idiot.
All expert CEO's have elongated foreheads. This is due in large part to the genius level 150+ IQ found in these individuals. Such high IQ's correlate with enlarged brain sizes, this foreheads.
Thus the foreheads* A decent investment strategy that I have found to work well is to find CEO's or project leaders with these foreheads. Also always make sure they aren't poos or niggers
BTC is dead you dumb faggot. It's a shitcoin. It does nothing. Once it is out of #1 spot in a few months or so, it won't be worth anything anymore.
Hope you were taking profits to gwei instead of sats.
Thank you money melon
wait what?
what did i miss?
i work for coinbase. you will be able to stake zrx and more
How do we know you’re not lying?
REQ is already listed on Paradex. So it is fairly likely that it will also be listed on Coinbase.
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Can you deposit crypto into your bank?
Paradex is a bulletin board, not an exchange per SEC's definition. He saves nothing
Time to load up on 0x, finna moon hard when coinbase pro launches.
its a dex
a bulletin board requires a separate market maker and broker
How high will OMG go?
That was Coinbase President's words
This is just an act of desperation. Coinbase is just throwing random shit on the wall to see what would stick.
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OMG = the next 10x
is 0x the same as bitcoin0x everyones been shilling?
THANK YOU BASED BRIAN!!!
Stake it for what you fucking liar
Nah nigga
You'll find a nonkyc btc site to buy some. medium.com
Or get an American friend to buy and send you it.
Oh fuck man, the absolute state of crypto
its only gonna get worse mate
Yes, buy it before it gets on coinbase.
asswipe