You wake up in New York apartment, Manhattan. What do ?

go webslinging

youtu.be/8i4lsZ_BNc0

BADA BOOM :DDDDD

Not a fan of modernism but wow.. imagine being there

I already live in Manhattan.
t. makes $60k and still lives at home cause it's too expensive

I want to piss out of the window from there.

jump off the balcony

Jump out the window

Save up your money then buy.

He must save money for a long time to buy a multi million dollar home if he makes 60k

fuggg

Buy what and where?

Dress up in a thrift shop and ride the subway around the city all day. Then watch a Mets or Rangers game, and finally go to a hole in the wall jazz club. Maybe the next day I'd start wondering what I was even doing in New York all of the sudden.

He doesn't need to live in a multi million dollar home.

How about
>334 EAST 65TH ST, 53 - UPPER EAST SIDE, NEW YORK

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It is bigger than my entire last apartment.

>480k
>Mortgage with 60k yearly income
>Nice enough condo in fucking upper east side of manhattan.

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Jump out the window

Unrealistic

Why?
Here we will get a mortgage to buy something like that easily with that salary. If you save up for 8 years you would not even need a mortgage.

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get shot

I’d feel like one of the most powerful dudes in the world.

Deep South

>mortgage for 8x your yearly income

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sell the incredibly overpriced apartment
move back to cananda and buy a house in my town

Get a gf and do it with her.

Or save for 8 years. Or save for 5 years then small mortgage. What's the problem? Pic related, 500k

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I almost feel bad for normal people born in New York.
You have to share a city with all these millionaire transients with no roots to your home, and everyone from outside NYC associates you with them. Meanwhile they’re driving up the price of everything because nowhere else in america was smart enough to make a city where you can get around without a car.

Ive heard there are some really small-town feeling places in New York (that’s what New Yorkers say anyway), they’re probably nice.

or just buy a nice suburb for 180k with a 2 car garage

It'll either be "shut the fuck up" or nothing

Sure, but I understood that you (or he) wanted to live in manhattan.

t. NPC

The suburban delusion is on its deathbed, and rightfully so.

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you know ppl do alot more in this shithole for a house, not saying its smart but its not unheard, they will literally pay it till they die and then their kids for a while

Visit my sister at Jamaica beach

>want to live in urban apartment with loft
>also want a workshop to work on my motorcycles and also to have a workshop for my electrical engineering stuff

life is pain I can't have both

180k suburban houses are nowhere near nice.

If you can get a house with a 2-car garage for 180k it’s probably a tacky 90s shitbox in the exurbs and your neighbors are all inbred or black.

I’d prefer a townhouse close to the city center.

Based

Mixed-use developments are changing America’s cities

Jump out of the window

You can have a workbench at home, and my suggestion for motorcycles is founding a neighborhood biking club with a shared rental workshop, unless you wanna ride them daily, in which case you really do have a conflict of interests.

Suburbs are fine in my part of the country
Houses are probably more expensive where you live

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>shared motorcycle workshop
what

the thing is, as an engineer I want to build all kinds of stuff, so I want a CNC mill, saws, 3d printers, et, on top of my motorcycles. I'd be lucky to fit a 3d printer into the postage stamps that pass for an urban apartment nowadays.
Not like I can afford a house either, it's like 2006-2007 pre-market dump all over again

I can't wait until boomers and the chinese stop treating housing as a fucking investment instead of a place to live.

>spokane
haha holy fuck you're joking right
let me just get stabbed by a meth addict and my kidneys harvested by some rez gremlin on the way to 7/11

>tfw I have earned about 100k on my house in theory, but I have no plans on selling it

Not everybody lives downtown man. That's like saying all of Tacoma is a shithole

>That's like saying all of Tacoma is a shithole
you're implying it isn't

I grew up in Yakima, Tacoma and Spokane aren't bad.

Catch the next Amtrak heading home to DC.

There are literally no jobs for me outside of the city, lol.

If I moved to bumfuck nowhere I would have to commute for several hours a day, or take a huge fucking pay cut

Is there even a single science related job in the deep south?

ITT faggots and trannies

and look who posted in here smartass

Maybe shit and shower and look for something to wear enroute to my respective embassy for help.

Go to the terminal, and take a bus home.

If it's mine, then go look for a job. Or just sell the apartment and move to Canada.

If it isn't mine, then would just spend a night and go home, because it's so fucking expensive.

What is it with whitoids and wanting huge windows in your crapper? Do whitoids all have an exhibitionist scat fetish? S m h f a m l o l

>NYC
>white people

Italians are white.