/brit/

I'm kinda fearful about death
I cannot picture myself stopping thinking
So I like to pretend that I'm on a spiritual quest
and that my soul will reincarnate after i'm done with this bitch here

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claim your gfs

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no this is

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Meditate

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nothing changes

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bet her dad jacked off to her in the porn a ton

Are they limiting themselves to the living ones or all royalty from the past 1100 years?

you're stupid and annoying, fuck off

dumb pirate frogposter...

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excellent advice chief.

love it on good days when i look in the mirror and i look very handsome
really boosts my mood

>my porn is getting old

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Ommmmmmmm

trying to imagine my shock
it's quite difficult

need a new servant

the french are more welcome in here than mexicans and northern mexicans

Doing a little cry

moni is in need of work

No

Current

I remember this person. I just finished watching the USA Office and decided to check out the original.

Her nursers were all that kept me interested. I wish they would have done just 20 minutes of a close up on them jugs

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>average compsci course

Stap it

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Need two hands to wank which means I don't have one free to drink beer at the same time.

the UK office is infinitely better than the unfunny US version

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based and britpilled

>Current
It's mostly going to be shit Philip has done and that time the queen took the king of saudi arabia for a drive.

trying to invent a new word
this could be my big break

survived a wank

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Right then. Enough of that. Time for a wank.

I saw 190 at a tesco in Swansea yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen pills of MDMA in his hands without paying.

The girl at the till was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

i'm a titanic survivor

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Find a flaw

youtube.com/watch?v=z7SqtIe5rZQ

Emily throne is peng

went a bit hard on the speed binge and had to cop some temazepams to finally sleep

In bed

Odds I wank
Evens I /brit/post
Dubs I go to sleep

That's my gf

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>wanking

See THIS is why you're incel

fucking lol
>i meant to shoot your leg!

MDMA bars? fucking idiot

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for me it's lachlan

invented a word
>forweld
don't know what it means yet

feeling a wee sad boys

No it isn't.
It's because I'm a pathetic loser who hates himself.

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Got a handjob from my 17 year old sister's classmate when I was 11.

That was fifteen years ago and it was my last sexual contact with the opposite sex.

Anyone here done UOTC?
Is it worth it?

heyyyy badabing badaboom eyyy my name's a don charlie eayyy Ima part of a the kansas mafia ayyyy wallabingo wahoo!!

yeah ta

Is she trans? What's her name?

Genuinely prefer try on hauls to porn now
youtube.com/watch?v=2m6zj769_34

How was it?

hey doug

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that's HOT

English women?
Big fan

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BAPS
A
P
S

I’m angered by the number of nonwhites in my town

I can't decide if I like Lindybeige 2bh

Monica Hussein

typical male feminist

Same

lets see you get out of THIS one

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Nice.

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Put my notice in for my call centre job after 5 weeks but haven't told the parents, reckon they'll just sigh since this is the third job I will've done this with; keep telling myself I need to looking for something that will lead to a career in IT but I don't have a clue to start and i'm 25

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she knows exactly what shes doing, dirty fuckin whore

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Mourinho, “If it rains in London tomorrow, it’s my fault. If there are problems with negotiating Brexit, it’s my fault.” Jose Remainho.

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When and on what was this aired?

average looking attention whore titcow

i want to squeeze her ear.. not in a weird way but in a grand dad happy to see her kind of way... then ill fuck her

Eastenders last Thursday

>I'm sorry RBG, just this once, I have to go all out

we're a nation of immigrants

virgin southerner/poortherner

h-how???

shes so hot. i wish i had enough energy to jerk off

pretty standard with speed

No we aren't schlomo

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This one?
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0bmfhfs