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Yikes
Beby pleases old men for popularity.

What's wrong with Nanami?

she is saving her virginity for me

10/10

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Do you like MMA?

tonight I urgently needed to buy soap to wash dishes. so I went to a store near here, there I found a soap that belongs to the P&G brand, and that brand is white, that company is white, so I didnt buy it.
I prefer to buy local brands so the money stays in Peru rather than let that money go to a white country where P&G has its headquarters.

No cute girls, no watch.

Michelle christo

She's a sundanese so unless you're a mudslime you won't be able to touch her.

I would convert for her no joke
She is modern though, she almost never wears a hijab or talks about religion

>he thinks sundanese girl isnt easy to pull
lol

Kek
You're just incel

>incel
I'm at the other side of the spectrum idiot.

how to date Beby?

I [24f] have been dating this new guy [26m] for the past 3 months and it's been going swimmingly. He's charming, funny, not a slob (important), we click, yada yada. The sex is also passionate and usually really good. His head game is on point and I reciprocate often. When giving him a blowjob he is vocal, which can't be said for many guys.

There is only one issue. He has a very "memey" sense of humor, which I generally enjoy. When I'm going down on him, he'll squirm and moan, but will only say variants of

Give me the suc
She succ me

She succ me through my boxers

She succ me with no clothes on

Succ baby succ

I get the succ

All aboard the succ train

How to get the succ

I'm like the Zucc but I get more succ

60 minutes of succ

Succy succy long time

Fat succ

She want to fucc but first she succ

Damn she fine when she succ

Deep succ

She succ me to Mars

She succ me to Antarctica

She succ me underground

Gimme dat first-class succ

She got a masters in succ

She got a PhD in succ

Succ as a second language

Suh Succ me like a hungry baby

Succ me into an existential crisis

Gimme dat succ-out-of-jail-free card

Succ at a 100

The first rule of succ club is give me the succ

I swear this is all he will say. If you don't believe me, I failed nearly every creative writing class in high school so there is no way I could've come up with all that shit. At first I thought it was the funniest thing on the planet. It's still funny. But it's hard to do my job when I can't stop cracking up. It's getting to the point where I can't really give him oral anymore because I start cackling even before we begin.
I kind of want him to stop because it's getting old, but then he will pull out some new outlandish phrase and grin devilishly as I struggle to pleasure him without choking on my own laughter. It's interfering with our foreplay at this point.

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Repent and marry

>self-service restaurant
>not putting their own rubbish
Yikes

Great mass, atheists BTFO

Gaymers are faggot anywhere

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Should I join Muay Thai or Boxing class? Both are free since I'm already a member of the gym.

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I just saw a Malay wearing a fucking fedora. Complete with plain black t-shirt and shorts. I want to tipped him but I held back and pretend I don't see him.

Is $900 per month acceptable starting salary?

Yoga
You'll get more advantage from that

what are you? a cuck? just convert her bro

>setiap usaha pasti ada hasilnya
Huek

>Tfw proud to be Muslim

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>All that sheeting whites
Based Khabib

Amen, dear brother in Christ

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That's a lot of money. Go for it.

hujan

>one late 30 year old guy with kids always asking me to hang out
>only met him once at work
>i thought this is normal for normies to lepak lepak but i refused anyway
>today he texted me saying that i'm handsome several times
>want to treat me for a movie

He's gay, right? I don't think this is normal

Report that to his wife.

hes gonna kidnap you and makes you as his personal slave

>report
>not blackmailing him

Yeah he wants to bust your cheeks.

I mean if he's my bestfriend then maybe it's just banter but I barely know him

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Why did you hide your reply?

I ignore him and reply with workstuff.

Guy seems like a creep desu, is he like your boss or something?

based

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Alhamdulillah

Reply with "Suck My Dick" to know if he's gay or not

Hahaha fuccboi

>Railgun S3
>Accelerator anime
Best timeline.

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Digibro was a mistake.

>Want to watch anime
>Has no space left

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delete your porn folder

Funny you said that because i lost 1 tera of porn thanks to this little shit broke and i can't find any replacement for it.

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You can use smartphone usb cable (usb micro)
Or else hardisk can be taken out of eksternal drive caddy, and use your pc sata cable

The broken part was the port that directly soldered to the HDD PCB, and i'm not Jow Forums enough to torn it apart. I consulted to several service place but no result whatsoever.

What he said Or use one of this.

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Post your drive. I'll give you tips to take it out.

What a shitty eksternal hd you had there
Mine can be easily opened like so
Otherwise just use screwdriver to to open your hdd. You can break it more than losing you're 2D porn

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Ehmm... I've experience this back when I was an intern and my past workplace.

* can't

>white
in my general? It's more likely than (you) think

>tapi dalam agama kami wajib mendakwai dan melawan kepada ritual yang menyekutukan Tuhan kami kalo dia muslim
What does that even mean ?

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Why there's still *ndonesian kafeer still posting here? I thought you're already a statistic of the quake, mud and tsunami, yes?

It was burned as well.

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Aceh, Lombok, and Palu are muslim majority though

It means he said that they only tell that to their fellow muslims to not do a pagan ritual or something like that. Both of them are retarded as fuck though. Something like you shouldn't comment but do it anyway to piss off other people. The response isn't helping either.

Kek fucking this
It's Mudslimes who got Karma'd for oppressing the minority

removing pricks among muslim is based though. based Queen Anjani
youtu.be/KxlrazGuRgk

If it happened within religious muslim it called trials/cobaan, if it happened within islam ktp, it called warning/peringatan, if it happened within kafir it called azab. Pretty flexible desu.

Looks like torx screw. Get the screwdriver to take your drive off from the enclosure, then buy the new enclosure. I think WD enclosure is good enough for you.
Sadly I don't know which type of torx screw is that, so you need to buy the complete set one.

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just watched extra credits majapahit series, not one mention of a part of philippines racist much?

probably not enough research materials.

Funny thing is North Sumatra, Bali and North Sulawesi are kuffar provinces next to those places and they are fine

Woah I'm stupid, sorry.

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All those place just got hit by volcanic eruption recently. Sinabung took almost a year and in Bali they trapped thousands of tourist.

>nasional.kompas.com/read/2018/10/07/16561001/bnpb-diperkirakan-5000-orang-masih-tertimbun-di-balaroa-dan-petobo
Reminder that azab is real

>north sumatera
sinabung
>north sulawesi
Soputan
>Bali
Damn you're right brother, we need the 3rd

I don't get why people do this though. You don't have to tie every disaster in the world with religion. It's a terrible disaster, not a sign of the apocalypse

>Aceh
they killed javanese muslim
>lombok
full of jokowifag
>palu
pasha ungu

Am I?
I'm 100% jawak desu
Is that proprietary eksternal hdd connector?
You're fucked buying that kind of eksternal drive.
Next time buy like mine.

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For religious people it's normal for taking any misfortune as warning from the God. But only dumb people who think they know something about disaster being an azab or not.

This

apa kabar

It's my fault that I'm awet muda and can't grow a beard

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Baik- baik saja

I've been wondering, considering your job, if you visit other place beside asean, is that mean you will lurk on their general as well?

prepare your boipussi, it's anytime now.

*My gay radar is tickling

>agung eruption
literally nothing happened, ahmad

same, never seen hard drive with proprietary connection

show boipussy

could pass as a dyke girl. add some blusher and colour your big lips with faint rosy pink.

yep.
because lurking on generals is free information from real people who live there.