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hit every single square lads what am i like

this is why the TRUE weekend consists solely of Friday night + the duration of Saturday

Quintessential Davepost

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Isn't it funny that well adjusted women and people that share my views seem to agree that I'm really just a normal guy, but butthurt dykes and leftists that want there to be an Achilles heel think I'm a fag? It's incredible transparent my friend and you're no psychologist.
I'm sorry, it's not there. You can let it go now.

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lights?

do girl lips feel as good as they look

eu4 except the south will always win

mad to think hell will be worse than any human punishment such as the old fashioned torture instruments
it really makes you think

some nutter told me that the weekend was only saturday and sunday

please help me identify these phenotypes

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>Isn't it funny that well adjusted women and people that share my views seem to agree that I'm really just a normal guy, but butthurt dykes and leftists that want there to be an Achilles heel think I'm a fag? It's incredible transparent my friend and you're no psychologist.
>I'm sorry, it's not there. You can let it go now.

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But please take the opinion of that 60 IQ kiwi that's too stupid to even realize what the fuck is going on.

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I'm far far far more intelligent than you

they dont feel anything when anaesthetic is applied

being a virgin freak is hell

Basically as the war is beginning to break out, the whites in Devon and Cornwall move to the North, and many white Southerners move to the North too after traitors from each side are weeded out using stolen data from the gubberment which is then analysed, etc.

The North eventually wins the war and the entire rock has not a single non-white soul left on it. Thus we enter into a 10,000 year Golden Age which is further ushered on by a sudden exponential increase in technological advancement, etc, enabling us to then conquer the Earth and Mars purely due to Northern Genius©

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what the fuck is going on
please spell it out

see, this guy seems like he wants to suck dick
MY dick.

tried help schizokiwi but he's straight back to obsessing over his yank waifus

>Basically as the war is beginning to break out, the whites in Devon and Cornwall move to the North, and many white Southerners move to the North too after traitors from each side are weeded out using stolen data from the gubberment which is then analysed, etc.

>The North eventually wins the war and the entire rock has not a single non-white soul left on it. Thus we enter into a 10,000 year Golden Age which is further ushered on by a sudden exponential increase in technological advancement, etc, enabling us to then conquer the Earth and Mars purely due to Northern Genius©

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he's the worst poster in this general, that's what

>I'm far far far more intelligent than you

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he's a leaf but he's ban evading

Nurses and Tinder? Nah

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My laptop isn't good enough to run such a new game

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>that amerimutt teenager who larps as a nazi

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based lachlan love you mate x

nah at least he doesn't usually spam images
tismomick or fakelachy is the worst

I can't spoon feed you. It's far too big already.
Others can put the pieces together because they're smarter than you.
That's it. Everything is hidden in plain sight. It's right in front of you and all around you.

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Fuck off non-white vermin
Out of my country and back to Timbuktu, you horrible ape
His cup is too full

man is so muddled, so dependent on the things immediately before his eyes, that every day even the most submissive believer can be seen to risk the torments of the afterlife for the smallest pleasure

recalling some of my drunk posts from last night. truly sorry you all had to see those
*stares at the floor*

>

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>actual age: 16
hnng
>i have a kid on the way
HNNNNNG

very much so

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MORE BLOOM

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Hi Dan, bouncer from the George told me to tell you your now banned for 6 months for drugs, they have you on CCTV doing ket in the smoking area off Gout's phone lol you idiot, also if Lisa rings you just deny it. Hope you're alive mate

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21 & unemployed

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moving to port dare in november

tismomick barely posts, lachlan is at least self aware and is just doing it for gimmick purposes
schizoleaf is genuinely mentally ill and believes that his enemies are lurking in /brit/ and reading his posts, which is why all his ramblings are seemingly dressed to someone. he also thinks he's some machiavellian genius, he genuinely thinks he's going to found some white nationalist cosa nostra type organisations

shan't be bothering to interpret any of that drivel

why do whitoids have such big jaws
not very feminine is it

>drunk last night
>able to be up at 11:25

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Basically, imagine like all of the Greek geniuses like the Hero of alexandria, Archimedes, etc, but Northern versions of such men. That's what would happen if my war was to take place

The genius, ubermenschian blood still courses through the veins of the Englishman, it just needs to be exacerbate by an explosive situation followed by a period of calm. Similar to how the star is formed, innit?

>man is so muddled, so dependent on the things immediately before his eyes, that every day even the most submissive believer can be seen to risk the torments of the afterlife for the smallest pleasure

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>Pimlico
Hope you are minted - drink or go out for a chinky at Wonks sometime?

notice the distinct lack of irish flags today lmfao

are you implying that paddy mcfuckwit is self aware

>not waking up at 7am still drunk and firing off a few more tweets

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Greek and Roman*

>tismomick barely posts
i wish
>genuinely mentally ill and believes that his enemies are lurking in /brit/ and reading his posts
this fits tismomick as well but its really easy to ignore schizoleaf's text posts

no he's a Jow Forums teenager, but lachlan is

got punched in ufc

lach will NOT like this

like the name lachlan
might name my child it

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youtube.com/watch?v=_mAzlMXTim8
wtf how dare they?

Yeah but they'd need to learn to read and write

What are your plans for Monday lads? I might go for a bike ride.

matched with a fat nurse with great big tits
ignored her message

>called somebody 'tismomick irl

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toil

sort yourself out lachy

hope this cunt gets whats coming to him

>tismomick barely posts
the fuck he does. I was barely on Jow Forums during the week and I spotted that sad cunt on random /ck/ and /tv/ threads posting his usual shite
posting is all he fucking does

>Basically, imagine like all of the Greek geniuses like the Hero of alexandria, Archimedes, etc, but Northern versions of such men. That's what would happen if my war was to take place

>The genius, ubermenschian blood still courses through the veins of the Englishman, it just needs to be exacerbate by an explosive situation followed by a period of calm. Similar to how the star is formed, innit?

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white babies are so fragile lol

Might suck a nigger

>just go up to her and say hi

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taylor and maclaurin series, induction and then a bit on R&R

cry myself to sleep about unitoil the next day

on your bike mboko

reason speaks in words alone, but love has a song

Absolutely ABHORRENT post. Writing poorly formatted posts with terrible grammar and stylistic overuse of the comma on purpose is freeing in it's own way. I wouldn't expect such a simple man like you to ever understand this.

Fuck pakis
Fuck wogs
Fuck pinkos

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True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.

did tismomick get a UK proxy dumping shit that nobody cares about is his style

Should have pounded her fat pussy lad.

wish i did this in high school when at least we'd have some common ground

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mboko doesn't exist you mong, he's a fragment of paddy mcfuckwit's imagination

>implying anyone other than gays are attracted to that thing