/brit/

What do I recognise her from??

why would they want to shut the zoo down for something a visitor did, makes no sense

animals don't deserve this humiliation
zoos should be shut the fuck down utterly cruel

shes did a few porn vids

dave's a menace to society

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kek wtf

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probably the neon demon as she was memed as fuck on this website 4 that

Mad that some of you actually shop at Next and H&M

Absolute state

love asian women

BBC

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>animals don't deserve this humiliation
>zoos should be shut the fuck down utterly cruel

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this but for primark

H&M went to shit when they did shitty ripped jeans, its like from that point they immediately dropped in quality in their clothes as well and thats why i no longer shop there

MOGGED

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underrated album that, lot more range in styles

u know how I know you are ugly virgin haha
now THIS is EPIC

>I buy expensive brands instead of just anything that looks good and is comfortable

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I wonder what would be the best time of day to smell her

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Any other Pakistani-British lads in

imagine thinking there's more than 1 dave absolute state of schizo

dont really have opinions on zoos because i dont go to them
dont see how they're so popular to be honest. "wow an exotic animal!" grow up

cannot wait to go travelling

zoos are based and you can’t deny it

>not getting clothes exclusively from charity shops and then getting them altered to fit at the dry cleaners

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>spent all my money on female streamers so i can't buy any gucci

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lol this is you:
"OMG A PENGUIN!"
you actually have the mind of a child, state

cant even imagine buying 2nd hand clothes like wtf is wrong with you that's fucking disgusting

trying to convince my granddad to get a passport but hes not having it
he says hes seen the isle of wight and thats enough travelling for him

Have you ever been so NEET and free that you set your clocks to whatever time you want and it makes absolutely no difference? That's freedom you can't buy! That's the power of freedom, kid! Real power.

this
animals are only impressive if you see them in the wild
seeing a rhino on safari is like seeing a rhino for the first time, even if you've seen loads in zoos

poor people should be made into dog food and every charity shop should be bulldozed

this but for lanvin trainers

grim state of affairs

yes i enjoy seeing animals
problem?

Done it again, boys
Managed to get hammered and leave JUST before all hell breaks loose where I was

hello petit bourgeoisie
get over yourself

smallestbrainpostinhistory

dont have an issue with that
its just your child like mind really, should you even be on /brit/? does your mum still take you out on day trips and then buy you ice cream?

>just go on a safari

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of course. I get NEETbux for three years and then have to get it retried, just got it refreshed so I'm happy for another 2½ years.

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hello first year student
get over yourself

need a gf that likes to get her arse spanked raw

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i dont do that because its expensive, would love to go on a safari but its a tarquin activity i will never have access to until retirement

I'm on my own Time Zone and in my own world. You are basically just furniture in my world at this point. When I look at other human beings I just think, "Can I stand on this to get me where I need to go next?"

Hat me, I could pull off a Fedora because I'm not an ugly freak

would like to be a NEET but i couldent imagine living on less than £20,000 a year let alone what like £12k p/a benefits

what do you think about zoology? is that childish?

if you weren't a virgin freak, you would know every girl likes it

if u are at pool with her how dou not have a throbbing erection all the time srs

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>Being poor
>In 2018

Embarrassing post

prefer her natural hair

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>hating the poor but treating animals like humans

bigbrainposttbh

and will put her hair in pigtails so i can yank on them when i'm all up in your guts

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Like my dog more than the poor desu

less risk he’ll try to stab me with a dirty needle or something

>gf sent me a pic of her 15 year old sister wearing a thong

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zoology is for women and assuming you're a bloke you're most likely into bestiality and a fetishist. every zoology student i know at newcastle uni for example are complete morons, most people dont even see it as a real degrees, the life of a zoology student is a fast and shortlived one and they will be sending applications to be a mcdonalds burger flipper when they graduate

freak maybe virgin not so much

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the thing about being neet is
you're sat about waiting for money
when you work you don't have time to spend all your money
when you're neet you have no money and a lot of time to spend it

Imagine the smell.

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cant imagine being a neet without rich parents dunno how people do it unless they proper stack the disabilities so u get a free flat in london

This is your daily reminder:

If you read one book a week you can only read 52 a year.
Average life of a man in UK is 81. Minus 18 years since you're likely not really reading then, or not properly probably. So 63 lets say.

63 x 52 = 3276 books if you read 1 book a week without fail.

So probably less since some (probably many) will take longer than a week.

If you read one book a year you will read 81 books in your life.

If you read five books per year you will read 405 books in your life

If you don't read at all then you may as well not know how to read, it's the same thing.

reckon being a NEET would be alright if you had a little something on the side to make more cash and some clear discipline to spend at least a portion of your time doing something valuable

i don’t study or work in zoology
im not a fetishist or any sort of sexual deviant
i just like animals
simple as
i dont understand how you don’t like animal
they’re pretty interesting things

you're being very presumptuous there lad
personally i dont have spending habits of a teenage girl and im very good with my money

good post make sure I read at least 20,000 words on average a day of non social media/clickbait nonsense

the ability to read is useful for more than just books you retard

gucci gang

based & redpilled

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like £3000 per year

female streamer gang

>something valuable
such as? tfw I don't work because it seems like a waste of time but neetdom is also a waste of time but at least it's less unpleasent because I can choose how I waste my time.

Yeah but let's start with the basics, cunt. Convincing people to start reading isn't useful if you get into all of that, is it? They'll figure it out themselves after.

won't expect you to get the beers in then

>welsh
>Oppressed
lol
what a freak

i never said i dont like animals i just cant understand what goes in adult's brains that are completely infatuated when looking at an animal in a cage
btw i hate zoology because its biology for idiots

Guess it depends on why you're a NEET in the first place but learning a new skill, reading, language, take up a hobby and become a epert in it

trump does keep winning though to be fair

I mean sooner or later the clashing mentalities here are going to cause violence on a larger scale
Don’t think I’ve ever seen people hate each other more than I do these days

well i'm neet because I don't like/have any desire to work (at least not full time have done random part time shit every now and then over the years) and i'm fortunate enough to have wealthy family. As I don't have many friends I spend most of my time at home reading books or watching films.

getting rounds in is smart, you're really just spending money on your own drink assuming your mates arent skinflints. saves a lot of time spent at the bar as well

Goldmanberg with his 342 sock puppet accounts

because it’s novel and alive and moving and it has a smell
people enjoy looking at plants and smelling them too

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srs how is this not considered racist?

>Imagine dying and only ever having read 5 books in your life LMAO
>Imagine dying and only ever having read 50 books in your life LMAO
>Imagine dying and only ever having read 500 books in your life LMAO

mines a san miguel