Britain #1

>Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
>Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
>But of all the world's brave heroes, there's none that can compare.
>With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.

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*blocks your path*

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>be Britain
>have to choose:
>either you rule the world and Germany dominates Europe
>or you rule your shitty rainy island but Germany doesn't dominate Europe
what do you pick?
das rite we wuz Turks n shiet

Did we really used to have a star of David on our flag?

Thing is Germany wanted to get into the colonisation game so they wouldn't have stopped at Europe.

we made an exception for him, he's honorary BLACK, therefore TÜRK.

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>is propped up and saved from Russia and Egypt to make the region easier to fuck around in
they don't really have a choice, Germany takes europe, willy puts that money into his navy and a decade later can invade the British isles at will
they couldn't even be fucked making the southern cross or giving nz any stars

Germany wanted to snatch some French and maybe Belgian colonies, we didn't want beef with the Brits

I choose to rule the wales.

its not about if you would its more that if they left Germany it could which is enough for national security, and nobody thought each war would be so big except Kitchener

>be Germany
>have to choose:
>conflict with global superpower that will otherwise leave you alone
>peaceful prosperous life
what do you pick?

>that will otherwise leave you alone
kek
Britain declared war on Germany in both world wars

Well you're not wrong. The British Empire might still exist if they hadn't got involved. Oh well at least the Americans are happy.

This is why it's a good thing you lost.

shut up Mamadou

Why do anglos think theyre better than GREEKS?

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>if it wasn't for a bunch of socialists larping as revolutionaries I would still have UK citizenship

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get fucked, Yusuf

not an argument. Germany didn't fuck with Britain either when Britain bullied small neutral nations like the Boers, India or Egypt

probably still could they give it out to fucking anyone nowadays anyway lmao

>india
>egypt

>small

kraut """education""

>attack British ally
>Britain declares war on you
Who'd have thunk it

besides the point, autismo
>USSR attacks British ally in 39
>Brits don't declare war on USSR
makes you think huh?

We actually don't need it. Under the CTA in order to live, work, vote and access the NHS in the UK thanks to our long, shared and troubled history.

But I'd prefer it for status reasons and a sense of unity.

>why didn't Britain fall into my trap

what are you on about?
don't come with morality if you yourself know that's not what it's about

>attacking Germany AND USSR? aye, sounds like a good idea, m8!

then don't argue about "muh allies"
Brits and French entered WW2 to stop Germany, not to save Poland
same with WW1
the guarantees of Belgium and Poland were simply excuses to fight Germany, they didn't give a fuck about anyone's neutrality

Why did Germany attack Belgium and Poland if it knew Britain would intervene?

[Charisma 10] I think it's time you split on out of here T*rk.

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the German leadership did it DESPITE the probability that Britain would enter the war, not because they wanted to fight Britain
in WW1, Germany overestimated the capabilities of the Austro-Hungarian military (which got shredded in the east and needed reinforcements from the German western front) and thought it'd be able to defeat France quickly (see the Schlieffen Plan for details)
in WW2, Hitler either thought he'd get away with the invasion of Poland (seeing as how he got away with his previous annexations of Austria, the Sudetenland, Czechia, and parts of Lithuania) or he thought he'd be able to get Britain to sign a peace treaty by defeating France

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*snap*
yep, this one's going in my anti-an*Lo compilation

cringe

It's pretty funny how they have become when they allow a weak ass potato cunt to sit beside them now

how much did you pay for your sex change OP?

>French flag
Every single time

>[Charisma 10] I think it's time you split on out of here T*rk.
>t. Lawrence the Virgin
>to KARA BOĞA....

moar like..

P-please be patient, it's my first time...

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