"Hey user, if you say you are funny, then why are you single?"

>"Hey user, if you say you are funny, then why are you single?"

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Because my jokes only make other virgin incel freaks laugh

because I never meet people and have little going on in my life

Who are you? Why are you talking to me?

I don't jump into relationships straight after getting out of one that was a year long.

I'm going to fuck some people first.


Also the user OP is talking to is probably single cause he calls himself funny KEK

I would never say I'm funny you schizo bitch.

I didnt say Im funny I said Im a joke.

Isn't this a song by The Smiths?

>"If you're so funny
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>And if you're so clever
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very entertaining
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very good-looking
>Why do you sleep alone tonight?
>I know...
>'Cause tonight is just like any other night
>That's why you're on your own tonight

based

You're right, but we'll date for a bit and then I will completely lose all interest in you after a month.

because wymin are unfunny

Because women don't find jokes about rape funny

so true
ahahahaha

Penis too big, may kill someone

never said i was, im the least funny motherfucker in my group of friends

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women don't appreciate my observative humor about niggers and feminism because they're stupid cunts with no sense of humor

Well... People nowadays care more about the physical aspect other than how a person acts.
Their first judgment will be how your face/body looks.
>tfw no redhead gf
#loneliness

I'm not single, but I'm not funny either unless autism counts as humour

>because I'm seriously disturbed and mentally ill on a level so fucked not even my shrink said I can be helped

You wanna talk user?

Because I hadn't seen you yet babe
>*kisses her*

Because women are autistic and don't understand jokes unless you tell them first that it's a joke

you sound like a roastie yet i dont know why

I cannot build up the courage to ask a girl out.

I'm a manly MED man and I'll fuck you too bosniboi

Because women are disgusting whores *roundhouse kicks her off a balcony*

The same is case with me as I lack the concentration to pay attention to conversations and I'm a man

It's how the mediterranean man reproduces. He knows he can't match Aryan, Turkic and Black BVLLs in a straight up contest of strength and virility, therefore he mimics the mannerisms of the female to get her guard down while staying under the radar of male competition. Some fish have been shown to demonstrate similar courtship patterns.

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I'm sorry baltic boy, what did you say?
>*pushes you against the wall and bites your ear

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He looks like he's 5'7" or something lmao

you sound more imsecure than mosts virgins here

because it's about the face