>only famous for Breivik, incest and having the heroin capital of W. Europe >"Viking warriors" got their shit handed to them every time they faced a real army, their descendants in Bandidos get fucked by Africans and Slavs >now sucks uncle sam's dick for protection, breaking most treaties with Russia, whereas Finns and Swedes actually maintain non-NATO sovereignty because they are men >Norwegian spies fuck up big time in Russia, so they arrest an innocent Russian for an exchange >calls Swedes for banana peelers even though they cucked Norway for centuries, invented anything at all, have an economy not relying on just oil and fish >criticizes Russia for treating gays bad, yet works with Saudi Arabia where gays are executed >non-inbred Norwegians are mixed with Samis, giving them the nice, non-German pig-nose, only beautiful people are mixed with Spanish/Portugese >people are rude and arrogant
Why Russia didn't annex northern Norway in WW2 when it got liberated peacefully from Germans who forced Norwegians to live in caves, is beyond my comprehension.
Who the fuck wants a Norwegian girl? Most I've slept with were Norwegians, they all cheated on their husbands.
Jonathan Garcia
Don"t mock our great slag culture
Adrian Nguyen
They are danes
Josiah Perez
>got liberated peacefully from Germans who forced Norwegians to live in caves
What?
Eli Cruz
From wiki: >However, the advance of the Soviet troops stopped and West-Finnmark and North-Troms became a no-man's land between the Soviet army and the German army. Here, several thousand people lived in hiding the whole winter 1944/45. These people were called cave people, living in caves, in huts made of driftwood and/or turf, under boats turned upside down, etc. The risk of being discovered by patrolling German boats was a constant threat during the months waiting for liberation.
Jeremiah Anderson
please send even more russian women here
Eli Richardson
BASED.
Luke Smith
>having the heroin capital of W. Europe
really ?
Angel Harris
They are rich you are living Russia. Norway win by default.
Cameron Bell
yes,oslo is a shithole
Wyatt Moore
every big city is a shithole, but I would have thought London or Paris would take the cake
Carson Young
Unironically a good post
Fuck Norgay
Xavier Sanchez
Heroin was back in the good old days. Oslo is the coke and mdna capital now
>Why Russia didn't annex northern Norway Because you guys was intelligent and didn't want more reindeerfuckers
Brody Reed
Yes to the NATO and spy-stuff. It's pretty damned embarrassing. Our politicians (Gro Harlem Brundtland, Kjell Magne Bondevik and Jens Stoltenberg) just sold our country, and no one protested. Nothing to do about it now.
Josiah Davis
No, it's still the herion capital. We just got more other stuff in addition to that.
Dominic Lopez
Oslo people realy knows how to do a party
Jace Russell
> non-NATO sovereignty > part of the E"U"
Slotybloty Vladyslavovich, are you even trying?
Jackson Wright
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Cooper Hill
Between heroin junkies, acid attacks, and all out massacres - I pick the heroin junkies.
Noah Carter
All true Norway is shit unlike Russia which is based
Ryan Ross
Then stop coming here, faggot
Chase Smith
Norway has the highest gdp per capita in europe. you're just fucking retarded dmitri
William Reed
Thank you, it's getting old listening to people bullying Norway for our history between 1397-1905. It's like they don't have anything else to grasp at desu
Wyatt Jones
>Success breeds jealousy: The Thread
Zachary Hernandez
You forgot to mention Varg
Ethan Ward
>we should just nuke the darn thing nobody would care and would just clean up the filth >why do norway even existe, just take the land and ignor thiere baby scream as they try to defand themselfs yet.cant do a single ememie casulties. >when to only thing norigen can be describe is a mouth breather shitting sac of humain. mfw i see norway
