Culture Pals /cp/ general

You are beautiful :) Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
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Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed) (embed)
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Old:

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If GUSTAVO can get qts... you definitely can.

Hell... even DARREN had an Iranian qt

Yeah but to be fair Darren hit the gym and got massive

Oh did he actually do this?

Have you not seen him recently? He's a tank

hope Germanbro meets his QT, IRL if not on IP. feel bad for him :(

I miss Gustavo.

Become the next Gustavo.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Flip said he’s back

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me irl

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We also feel bad for ourselves

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Woah

Just ordered food for delivery lads

what type of food? I’m thinking about going to McDonald’s before work

Just from a local greasy takeaway
- chicken burger
- 3 boneless pieces of chicken
- chips
- can of coke
- garlic mayo

That sounds delicious. Post picture

Will do when it arrives yeah

It's not great and they forgot my coke

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Wew where did you hear about her attacking her bf with scissors?

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based Numan

She got an account at the moment? Or nudes archived somewhere?

AH damn!

What should I say to convince her to leave her degenerate views.

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Not a fan of the gays myself

NEED autistic guys to stop messaging me

*Messages you*

Hope this cures the gay fever.

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you want to murder whores?

Only the ugly ones.

Suck my dick closet homo

Hi darling. Are you a redhead?

Bit gay

Hello I'll have one racist gf please

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feel like im being trolled by someone here.

hahah :3

How fast do you bore the qts? Today I bored one by the 6th massage.

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That would be me

I usually frighten them off instead

I'd prefer to think I'm just boring instead of scary.

I'm so bored of talking to these hoes

What's the technique by which cute fat guys usually smash and can it be learnt?

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Just be yourself

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Fuck dese hoes

100% his mum

Deffo

just want a comfy Japanese wife tbqh

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do milk

Accidentally bought semi skimmed instead of whole milk last time, made me retch

how do I download a swiss gf?
can anyone tell me why the website isn't work?

>swiss gf
Why swiss?

>got massive to impress an irl qt
>she rejected me
>don't even care cause now I'm fucking massive

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>reaching the peak of my conversation with the proto-gf
it all goes downhill from here

Brit lad, I got some Cajun fast food :)

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What's that scone looking thing on the right?

What is that rice with?

looks fucking nice la, send some my way x

it’s a “biscuit” so, where you are I suppose it’s a buttered scone.
It’s got a little bit of ground pork and spices/herbs. It’s called dirty rice

based country

When are you going to come out as gay?

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Based Popeyes
>Brits don't know how good it is to have a nice fresh, warm biscuit with chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy
Missing out desu

>mashed potatoes and gravy

literally the crème de la crème of british 'cuisine'

Is this Tara?

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that would be me

Where's the redhead girls?

Ireland

Hey guys! So long we don't see each other!!!
I'm back in Jow Forums and sadly,back to Jow Forums.

Are you the boomer?

>tfw my phone just broke
>tfw to poor to buy a new one
JUST

Same
But I will buy a new one on Black Friday

I need to find a job to save some money first but I'd do the same since it's not like I have any reason for the phone, I only use it now to check the internet while I'm out and even then I don't always do it.

>met a qt on tinder who is into my ideas and she's only a little bit dumb
Sh-she's not real is she bros?

>qt sends me a friend request
Later virgins

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*sniffs*
Yup, it sure does smell like virgin in here

Smelle coming from his armpits

And that's a good thing

*scams on you*
heh nothing personal

I don't wanna be your friend

I just wanna be your lover

Cringe

same desu

>when ugly poorfag third worlders message you
cringe

>qt asked me if slut shaming was okay
>I replied, "Not only okay, but It is necessary."
>And the whole crowd clapped and said "Based" in unison.

based

Cringe

Blackpilled

based
blue pilled and cringe

Unironically based

Lmao based poo

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>>kek

...

how to upload video of a brazil kpop fan girl sent to me?

QTs usually bore me

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there are some interesting ones

she is masturbating~~

Imagur right? Photobucket??

Interesting only temporarily

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