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sending this to gchq right now

It's expensive

ah yes love british cuisine me

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ill send your head through your desk if youre not careful, mate

Almost time for some MURDERBAAAAAAALLLLLL

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been ordering bare shit off amazon
student loan is dipping

very kino image
but why do you have all of these saved

what's French cuisine like

Ever seen 'The Truman Show' lads?

stupid aussie cunt

PENG

sending this one too

seriously can't buy shit from J Crew anymore
their nigger-fixation has gotten too much and some how it's just more grating than ASOS having solely non-white models

Whilst Nottingham is MENTIONED, I've never been to a chip shop here which doesn't just use grated cheese which looks like it's been in the fridge for 10 years. Don't understand the criticisms, we're not much better

boarding the bus to new york city with my suitcase
wish me luck lads

the CHAD nonce Vs. the VIRGIN state owned slave

yeah
the original script for it was more interesting where he's more explicitly a milquetoast character and it's set in NYC

fucked it lads, not even had dinner and the dishwasher is full
abort, abort

i want to become a rich older woman's boy toy lads

radford man represent

ayo buy my mixtape
AYO DONT IGNORE ME NIGGA

this is my ultimate fetish
daily milkings from ms. smith along with daily creampies as she calls me terms of endearments such as honey and sweetie

Greggs is utter shite, don't understand this country's obsession with it.

Just did a messy poo. Required one and a half toilet rolls to fully clean the bumhole

Nottingham boys fear the Ilson man

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you have to be attractive for that

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arrived in new york city
already have an apartment leased and a job as an accountant
life's looking good lads

dark hands

Yes Tarq I agree, I much prefer Pret myse- *goes into anaphylactic shock and dies*

be quiet you posh nonce

bus is literally filled with ukrainian gopniks coming back from work

Was listing my younger brother as the sole benefactor of my 401(k) and life insurance policy, but when I called him to ask for his social he answered with “what’s up gayboy” and so I’m leaving it to my dog Max instead.

she's built like a fucking cannonball
keep her at range with quick jabs and then when she tires give her the old left right goodnight

superb post

NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FUCKING FEEL EXCEPT MUCH WORSE
WE VOTED BREXIT NOW FUCK OFF

>Rolling machine
Hello craftlet

trying to...grab onto my mind

refined. pic related is french fast food cuisine

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leave it to me

those bouncing milkers never get old tragic theyre attached to such an experiment though haha

i'll fucking clob you round your thick jock skull with my rolling machine you cheeky cunt

just looking through Google for good finds

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What's the red stuff? Tomato?

>Notts cunt calling Ilkeston posh
station road tonight mate I'll fucking plant your jaw into the pavement so hard a new one grows there

If Nottinghams excellent tram service wasn't restricted to the lines i'd run them over your bollocks till they're pasted all over your hideous little town

yes probably my favourite film of all time

get the fuck out

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yes

good lads trying to make a living. I'd rather have them than muslim rapist pigs or africans

looks fucking shite
give me a pasty from greggs again

hate when you're in bed and suddenly become aware of your bones

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This Must be the Place is the only good Talking Heads song

that looks a lot like a shooter's sandwich, which is of course an English invention

what style of glasses should i get?

about a week into my new job in nyc
some homeless guy gave me a handy in an alleyway before stealing my wallet

>Implying you dont have mcdonalds
shut the fuck up frenchie

also that looks fucking gay

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=zq6KnILABy4

>Your application states you have a degree in the tuba, how do you think this has prepared you for investment banking?

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might do a gay shag with a tranny escort

At leest A can raull withoot needing ae daft wee machine tae dae it fur me

wholesome.
pure.
godly.

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fantastic fable faggot

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was hoping it was for a high school dance

An old run down piece of shite town in Derbyshire in between both Derby and Nottingham. Full of free masons and pure twats and tossers. You come to Ilkeston or (ilson) and you will find nothin but fat bastard mothers walkin down the high street in ridiculisly tight trackies so you can see theyre nice cheap tacky £2 thong they got from YMCA.
Every year theyres an annual fair where groups of chavs from neighbouring suburbs like Kirk Hallam, and Cotmanhay come down for an annual dose of drugs, (Smack, coke, weed, or anything they find) and the amount of crimial behaviour that goes on.

The nigh tlife is pox 2, you say hello to a woman (i.e a single mum resembling a monster) and they will either tell you to “f**k off c**t” or go and try and fight you haha.
The town would not be complete without the pub THE POPLAR. Just go in there, and see for yourself how much of a hole in the ground it is, please, you have to see it to believe it.
When or if you ever go to Ilson, dont forget to wipe your feet on the way out!!!!

that's impossible because they have 3 brian eno produced albums

wish i lived in a mountain la

I've roundish thin frame ones they look nice and most people just have thick frame hipster ones

yeah because ukrainians are the same as you culturally
you are nothing like us
fuck off
don't even reply to this post just go back to /polska/

One that compliments your face

>spend hundreds of millions on a tram service
>it gets fucked all day because a tram got lightly clipped by a vauxhall vivaro

Why is everyone too cowardly to admit that Hillsborough was utterly, entirely the fans fault?

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i was thinking about getting round ones desu

seething pakis

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what if the UK imported Australians as their underclass instead

i can manual roll too but the rolling machine gives a tighter spliff than the human hand can
proper slow burner innit

is that meat?

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love are hirasawa me

how old is that? poplar's been shut since about 2005

seething

righteous.
uncorrupted.

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I'm an alcoholic and I hide my drinking from the gf lmao

ROOOO WE WANT TO SEE THE MEN KICK THE BALL
*Stampedes*
*Gets crushed*
ROOO KICK THE BALL LADDIE WE WANT TO SEE YOU KICK THE BALL
*Dies*
ROOO WASN'T OUR FAULT

was walking home from my new job in nyc as it's only a couple minutes from my flat, luckily
a stray heroin needle got picked up by a strong wind, impaled straight into my arm
feeling a bit nauseous, losing quite a bit of weight too

this looks gross
it's like making meatballs and just consuming what you're mixing in the bowl

yes, we call it steak tartare. beef tenderloin chopped in very tiny pieces with the right seasoning and served raw

you're supposed to cook the meat first you thick french cunt