Tell me everything you know about Portugal!

At first glance i thought it was afghanistans flag lol
maybe i should neck myself

yes i know, but, we don't know the difference between portuguese and brazilian

also in the comments of this video there was a portuguese explaining that the video is about finland not helping portugal when portugal suffers

They're great with bricks and cement

It's a meme campaign video with a ton of inaccuracies.

The "provisions" we sent to finland during the winter war were sardines and mittens.

That's definitely Brazilian Portuguese.

orange (the fruit) is called portokal here, which I guess is named after the country. that's it.

They sound like drunk russians

So. Russians.

It ends at the Douro river.

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London is full of angolans on portuguesse passports?

And Portugal is full of Angolans on Portuguese passports.

youtu.be/RfXH4-Aq-Zs

Good, wish they all leave to England. Angolans are the shittiest from our ex-colonies. The other usually are cool.

>The other usually are cool.

Literally who?

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others*

Alberto Barbosa is the most common name

Christiano Ronaldo
Mourinho
Figo
Portuguese Empire
Alberto Barbosa
Enrique el Navegante
Oporto
Lisbon
Algarbe

> tourist areas are based and beautiful
> non tourist areas are ugly ghettos
> Lisbon suburb is huge commie block field, filled to brim with nignogs
> half of buildings in Lisbon and Porto are falling apart
>bookstore in Porto sells entry tickets. Without one you cant get it
> also Porto is home of Harry Potter
>vineyard are owned by foreigners
>hordes of chink and asian treasures are in their museums

Portugal is nice country only if you look away when you walk around non tourist areas

Hey I remember you!

Guineenses, São-Tomenses, Timorenses. Brazilians and Cape-Verdeans are like 50-50. But Angolans are the worst 8 out of 10 are self-centred materialistic loud idiots.

youtu.be/aBn7V29jFWs

They have some bitchin sea food

>Any of those
>Good

I'll give you some white Brazilians and EVEN THEN, it's almost impossible. Like 5% of them.

They got an Indian as president or PM idk, hairy women and towels, I also know Figo, Ronaldo, Mourinho, Futre, Deco and a bunch others

It's not about being "good" (although some of them can be pretty cool guys), but you know, tolerable. Angolans aren't most of the times.

Neither are the others. I'm sick of fucking Brazilians by now.

Fugg im getting stalked by Portugalian. I bought suitcase full of Porto wine but now im to my last bottle. Gonna have to visit soon again

You must have a thing with them.

I'm the poster that talked to you about that some time ago.
You didn't mention the bookstore.

The bookstore does that because people would barge in take pics and didn't buy a book and their business was going to shit because neither locals nor tourists were buying because the place was so crowded. So now you pay a fee, and if you buy a book, they give you the fee back.

Black moors.

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I live in fucking Braga and hear Brazillian EVERY, FUCKING, DAY.

Yea i know man. I too wanted to take picture and then gtfo for free. I understand that but im still a bit mad

Portuguese = North Africans

Even in Braga lel. I live in the Lisbon metro area. I also hear Brazilian pretty much every day. Fine to me.

100% Berber. AMAZIGH 4life

Read a book next time user.

But yeah Portugal is super weird. But Middle class or more and its comfy, that's why I would never move.

God I hate you Moors so much. The naivety hurts.

>Reconquista happens in the 1400s
>A bunch of Christian kingdoms are created
>Most of them unite over the next 50 years, somehow Portugal remains independent. I don't know if it's because they had their own language or if they created their own language as a result
>Ottomans block spice trade from India, so Portuguese explorers go around Africa and chart everything out, colonizing a few cities to use as ports
>Portugal becomes filthy rich
>Christopher Columbus discovers the Americas, pope splits South America and Central America in "half" before they realize there's more land, resulting in Portugal getting less than Spain
>Somehow the Netherlands steals the spice trade from Portugal
>Phillip II of Spain is also the king of Portugal, but they somehow remain separate countries? No clue how that works
>At some point Portugal has a queen (thank you Civilization 5)
>Portugal makes alliances with England/Britain and becomes a secondary power, not on the level of France, Britain, and Spain
>Napoleon conquers Portugal, royal family crashes in Brazil until he's defeated, after that a prince stays behind and Brazil gains independence
>Portugal arrests German sailors during WWI without cause, so Germany declares war
>During WWII, Portugal is willing to join the Allies, but Britain says they don't want to risk Spain joining the Axis, so just help refugees get to America
>After WWII, Portugal joins NATO and is just another Western country
That's about the size of my Portugal knowledge.

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What naivety?

"WE'RE BEING CONQUERED DUDE!!!"

We're conquered for decades m8, and we can't do shit about it. Look at the language we're speaking, the music you listen, the films you watch, the sites you browse etc etc.

This entire posts sums up what I mean. Assumptions and then explanations to things you think I said.
You are all the same, it's like you've been programmed by the same man.

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This is what I hear id-polers say, and don't tell me you aren't one: .

id-polers?

What?

identity politics aficionados.

I think it's best you re-read everything and think about it for a while. Not once did I even mention or talked about points of identity politics. I just said you guys are naive. All of these replies? All assumptions from your part, because you can't help it, that's the way your formatted.

>If they say X they must be Y, because that's how it works in my loop of a life
Naive and no soul, a shame really. You brought identity politics to this

>"WE'RE BEING CONQUERED DUDE!!!"

Not going to stoop down to you level, sorry. Don't bother replying my formatted friend.

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love you baby ;))

I have no problems with Brazilians, only Brazilians in Portugal.

Don't take it personally.

I think you're the one who has to re-read his posts.

And perhaps you might be taking all this too seriously, do u have the 'ism?

jokes aside, I completely agree with you.
Brazilians that immigrate to Portugal/Miami are fucking insufferable, they usually are people that want an easy way out of difficult situations and don't like to work.
I'm sorry you guys have to go through this

One of my best friends is a white zuca, and he even speaks with the local accent.
So it gets me even more mad, because every zuca is just shit compared to him.

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They love anchovies and atuna. They have a cork-fetish and probably fuck cork trees at night. Algarve is beautiful but destroyed by brits. They have good pork in Alentejo. They make beautiful atzulejos etc etc

>everythingiknowtogual

I know they aren't very intelligent.

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>0.8
So they know 80% of portuguese language?

>Futre
based and chickensacrificepilled

Wew, are you a professional butcher or is it just your passion?