How to get hapa/japanese cute gf ?

How to get hapa/japanese cute gf ?

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pls help

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For you my russian bro? No chances.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

You're not enough white, not enough handsome, not enough rich.

they are pickey ? (я имeл ввидy чтo oни пpивepeдливыe)

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Easy bro, just go and strike up a conversation with a japanese girl you like, works for me

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yeah i guess so...

can someone give me full guide on japanese woman ?

1. Be handsome
2. Be tall
3. Don't be ugly and short
If you check all those 3, you will get a japanese gf no problem. If not, it's over.

Full guid to japanese women
1. find the clitoris
2. Congratulations.

you forgot you have to earn at least 5 million yen per year (38,000€ or 3 million RUB)

>1. Be handsome
oh no...
>2. Be tall
173
>3. Don't be ugly and short
aight im commiting suicide

not necessary if you're tall and handsome. that's only a boost if you're short and ugly.

aight boys thread is over
i hate everything

No.
WE DECIDE WHEN IT'S OVER

Hi guys I’m hafu what’s up

you'll just have to settle for a SEAmonkey then.

I WANT A CUTE HAPA GIRLFRIEND GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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bro wtf im fuckking ugly wtf fuck this shit

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>canadian
checks out. You rarely see a Canadian poster that's not a chink or a variation thereof.

your pic looks just like a girl i used to fug on the reg but she wasn't a hapa

Whatever, I want a dark-skinned gf, but I doubt that it's possible through Jow Forums posting
You can improve yourself

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Yeah...

Get a poor man's japanese girl(philipino or thai), they're less picky.

how i can imrove my ugly fuckface.
okay i'll get braces on my teeth soon and i'll go to the gym
im anyway 6/10 at maximum

Don't worry, everything will come with time.

>just improve yourself bro

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im still only 19 years old tho.
everyone thinks that i am 16 years old anyway.

t.boipucci?

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Don't worry. I'm 23 and they stop asking for passport at bars only when I grow some kind of beard

Just liberated japan

based

>japanese
>cute

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бaceд

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*liberate

im not gay fuck off
i worried only about my ugliness

Post face

no but i look like something between slim jonah hill and young steve buscemi idk

meant to

If I were the president of Russia I would handle it this way
>give them the southern Kuril islands
>build Sakhalin-Hokkaido bridge
>Japanese investment booms
>region develops drastically
>increasing cultural exchange
>interracial marriages on the rise
>Sakhalin turns into hapa heaven
It sounds crazy but it might work out

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i feel ya.

Join the special forces and wait for qts like this Korean one

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>2. Be tall

I'm 179cm, surely thats a little tall in japan?

I hate all yellow fevers with passion.

You guys made us look fucking bad.

I hate race fetishism.fuck you.

Be white and rich.

pls no hate

>Russian
>white
>rich
kek

>You guys made us look fucking bad.
I don't think you need our help for that.

Besides, its not "race fetish". Nice looking asian people get more attention because from westerners because they look exotic. Being different instantly makes them seem more interesting.
The same thing happens to western people in asia.

Buccellati, is that you?

Hits too close to home?