/paki/ + /kashmir/ general

>tfw could have been a Pakistani as part of the Punjabi majority
>instead end up being part of the Punjabi minority in India and get lumped in with the bobs and vagene Pajeets
>miss out on having a cute Paki wife
>miss out on being in a country rich in Punjabi culture
>all because I was born on the wrong side of the border
Being a Pajeet Punjabi is suffering

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I am handsome just ask my psychologist

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If you're a Muslim and speak Punjabi/Urdu/Bengali you can just cross the border and you will become a Pakistani or Bangladeshi.

>If you're a Muslim
Nope, I'm a filthy kaffir. Blame my parents.

>my psychologist
How cute is she?

4.5/10 on the r9k female attractiveness scale

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>I'm a filthy kaffir
In truly sorry. Islam and a Pakistani qt awaits if you ever see the light.

Probably an 8/10 by pajeet standards then

post more cute paki

5/10, she has a nice jaw

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>Being born into a religion of that exists in just one part of one country
I feel like a fraud hipster

What do you meet her for?

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Implying there is a difference between the two

No, you simpleminded buffoon, I don't think being stuck with all the ugly women while Pakis get to have the qts puts us on equal footing

I'm half Paki half mallu. I've been to both your shitholes and the difference is negligible. I'm glad I'm not living in either one of those shitholes.

Why is the American Pakistani community so cucked?

There is definitely a racial difference. The Pakistanis genocided Bengali Hindus and Muslims in 1971 for racial reasons as well as religious reasons.

>half Paki half mallu
Why would an angelic, Aryan Pakistani choose to marry a person who looks like pic related?

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need a paki gf tbqh

why do paki/indian girls look like trannies so often, or is it that paki/indian men have some feminine facial features/cheekbones that makes their women seem manly

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I think it's the facial fat that paki/indian men tend to have, the women have the same feature which makes both look androgynous in a bad way and not in a good way like in white people

Nah, they would be considered trannies here as well

the uk guy is trolling by posting an actual tranny, I posted actual women

nice larp. As much difference as there is between karachi and rest of pakistan

whiteods are soy trash stop your numale projections

enjoy your tranny looking women

which flavor of diaspora shitskin are you?

will you convert to catholicism and marry me?

german and french

my apologies white man

Catholicism is gay

Where are you from? Do you come from a zamindar family?

I come from a long line of based and redpilled people. My mothers side of the family was based and my fathers side of the family was redpilled. Together they created me who is not only based but very much redpilled

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The average person outside of india and pakistan can't even tell the difference between the average indian and pakistani, so you can take some solace in that. Besides, pakistanis and indians tend to congregate with one another when they leave pakistan/india, it's like all the animosity between them disappears. At least, this is the case for pakistani and indian punjabis.

How are Afghan and iranis?

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>pakistani and indian punjabis
We are truly bros

Are you Punjabi or Pashtun?

(Half) PATHAN MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

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chad aesthetics

idk might just be canada because everyone gets along here

>MASTER RACE
that depends on what the other half is.
Unironically, love Pashtun culture and history

would turn gay for him

outta this based thread leaf

timestamp or fuck off, malik

kashmiris are the niggers of india

Half Punjabi supposedly.
My Dad says he's Punjabi but his family are probably Muhajirs from south/central India due to his skin colour.

My Mum however has pale skin and could easily pass as a Persian.

That's not me, it's my mate.

I'd tell him you said that, but he'll get pissed at me for posting his pics here.

opposite actually

>dad is muhajir
then you are not pakhtun

I said "half"

>would turn gay for him
not being gay by birth, you had one fucking job

Unironically, the saving grace of this 3rd world shithole. I'll be sad to see them go after they get independence

>Muhajireen
KARA BOGA

Seriosly, though, his family name could give a clue

Do Pakistanis think of Nawaz Sharif as Kashmiri or Punjabi?

My surname is "Zafar", and I have no idea where it comes from. I do know that it was the last Mughal Emperor's name though.

Punjabis themselves are a very diverse group in terms of genetics.

>Zafar
Doesn't mean anything special, a lot of Pakistanis still use their clan names, so that gives a good idea. Do you speak Pushto? Which tribe is your mum from?

Hello I want to fuck prime Desi pussy please thank youuu~~

punjabi

>in terms of genetics
you mean caste/biradiri

Just come to India and get tindr

>Just come to India and get tindr
how high are the chances of being catfished by an indian guy then mugged and clubbed to death and thrown in a ditch?

Lots of gold chain snatchers in this thread.

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>Do you speak Pushto?
No, but it interests me and i'd like to learn it some time.

>Which tribe is your mum from?
Yousafzai, also I should like to say that my mother doesn't know much of the family history because her father died when she was young.

Pashtun is an ethnicity, traditions and culture is passed down from the father not the mother

>tfw mutt
If I took a DNA test it would show genetic markers in literally every country.

I wish I was pure.

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Yes I'm talking about genetics here. My culture is Punjabi as my father's from Pindi.

>Yousafzai
hate that bitch

>duuh i got shot and survived le look at me

kek

Pakistan would be first world if you didn't kill all the Greeks

yousafzai is a tribe, and the biggest one at that. It means sons of Joseph, Joseph. There is a belief among afghans that they are descended from jews

even worse then

Nil, because only the upper class speaks good english

>Yousafzai
Cool. She's probably from Swat valley in Pakistan.
If you don't mind me asking, how did your parents end up getting hitched? Pashtuns tend to look down on Punjabis and other, urban Pakis, and are very particular about the tribe they marry into

>traditions and culture is passed down from the father not the mother
gay

>My culture is Punjabi as my father's from Pindi
then your folks are not Muhajireen

>There is a belief among afghans that they are descended from jews
fuck off, it's an internet theory rather than somethin believed by afghans themselves

she didn't ask for any of it

They make up like 20-30% of population in cities like Karachi and 25% of Islamabad. Their diaspora exists throughout Pakistan. It is true that they are very conservative and dont marry outsiders but its the same for all ethnic groups here

It is, even here they believe that. I mean they could pass for mizrahis I guess

Well the big cities like Pindi have a lot of mutts because of India-Pak border migration and so on. If you look at Karachi the populations are very diverse and ethnic Sindhis aren't the majority.

>then your folks are not Muhajireen
Well you must differentiate between where people live and what their genetic lineage is.

Karachi is majority muhajir. Ugly as they are most have quite sharp features to my suprise

Why do they hold a shit-tonne of political power?

Interesting. Anyway, do you folks have any slurs for Hindus? I want to use them on my friends. the only one I know is kiraad.


See, Punjabi muslims were really few in Indian side of Punjab. So it's rather unlikely they migrated, they could have come from Kashmir though. you could always just ask your grandparents.

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No

they only hold political power in karachi. other wise it's the landed, Punjabi elites that rule Pakistan

Looks old desu. In 2018 I don't think people really care about ethnic groups anymore.

As long as you're good looking, have money and are from Pakistan a man will let you marry his daughter regardless of his ethnicity.

Sucks

>In 2018 I don't think people really care about ethnic groups anymore
>I don't think people really care about ethnic groups anymore
>people really care about ethnic groups anymore
pic related

>a man will let you marry his daughter regardless of his ethnicity
In the UK maybe

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Average Afghans, lads.

>In the UK maybe
Yeah that's what I meant. Most Pakistanis here are liberal and I know someone who's married to a Polish girl.

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Average British school.

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is this /brit/?

>is this /brit/?
/paki/, /brit/...
What's the difference?

they look less soy in the UK

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Need a gf lads.

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>Most Pakistanis here are liberal
I doubt this applies to the Mirpuris in Bradford. How often do you hear of Paki girls marrying outside the Paki diaspora?

Also, your opinion on Gujaratis? Are they really as shit a community that I think they are?

I notice the same with punjabis, punjabis in canada are extremely soy compared to the ones in the UK, same with sandniggers in canada vs sandniggers in europe

I think europe is just a harsher environment for immigrants which makes them become more thug like in behaviour which also somewhat affects their appearance

M*Rpuris aren't human.

>Also, your opinion on Gujaratis? Are they really as shit a community that I think they are?

I know that they're Jewey (that's what some Indians told me) but I haven't really interacted with any.

Remember that Punjabis make up the majority desi people in the UK.

Pakis are literally whites

>all that makeup
I want to set her eyelashes on fire

>punjabis in canada are extremely soy
What? I thought Punjabis in Canada were literally nigger tier. Weren't they involved in the drug trade in the 90s?

Hint:

/brit/ is actually /paki/ + /punjab/ + /haryana/

a small minority running gangs and slinging drugs is not all of punjabis, the average punjabi here is an sjw advocate

>/haryana/
what?

Aren't literally all non-white Canadians SJW-tier?
Canada is a very left leaning country.

What is the entirety of blue collar ghetto that is
Brampton?

>Aren't literally all non-white Canadians SJW-tier?
kind of, most educated people here are left leaning typically, right wingers consist of people making average to below average wage

It's... just so lonely... isn't it? Sick of using my hands desu.

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Where do Hindi-speaking Indians in the UK come from?

>What is the entirety of blue collar ghetto that is
>Brampton?

>brampton
>ghetto
don't listen to the words of butthurt wh*toids on Jow Forums

brampton is good and has a lower crime rate than all white places in canada like oshawa

Nothing wrong with makeup. If she's ugly she can use permanent makeup.

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>butthurt wh*toids
Nope. I'm Punjabi myself and I know the kind of people that go there

Ask your folks to get you a girl

that's like 40% of the population mate. If I had to guess, I would say Delhi

How do you even know about Haryana? It's a region of rural hicks who only do wrestling and boxing