/brit/

What do you think about the libertines

fuck off you unirunt cunt stop calling me dave you fucking arsehole fuck benfits scrounging fucking chink cunt leaf fuck uni cunt fuck

imagine having friends lads
imagine having female friends

dave is the best poster on /brit/

Straight Outta Burnaston

Attached: Toyota_Auris_2008_Schaltgetriebe_Diesel_Marlingrau_Gebrauchtwagen_Deutschland.jpg (640x480, 48K)

are you here all day? every time i come on /brit/ you're already here

cor

when i have nothing going on yeah.

imagine having a female friend who let you shag her

No better place to be innit

Attached: 1526332290717.png (1000x1000, 177K)

>that old fuck on the motorway doing 40 in the left lane who doesn't move over to the right when like 10 cars are trying to merge on simultaneously

old people need to be banned off the road

Just make it a legal requirement that you have to get 3 A*s to go to university. The massive, bloated industry of shit tier clown colleges will disappear overnight, and only the top 5 or so actual universities will remain, with actual intellectual people studying at them

just applied for the same job i left over a year ago

step too far
total blank

yanks out

Attached: golden lel.jpg (900x900, 114K)

*strum strum*
psycho killer
*strum sturm*
qu'est-ce que c'est

Attached: maxresdefault (3).jpg (1280x720, 134K)

DON'T LOOK BACK INTO THE SUN
NOW YOU KNOW THAT THE TIME HAS COME
AND THEY SAID IT WOULD NEVER COME FOR YOU, OH-OH-OH

Attached: 1521577875927.gif (1027x731, 370K)

Ecclesiastes

90% of degrees a literal retard could study might as well just have dedicated colleges like y*Nkland at that point

The moon landing was done through a coalition of Confederate Southerners and Nazi scientists.

they don't call him Big Ting Dong for nothin'

i.4cdn.org/r9k/1538936335007.jpg

christ sundays without booze are so boring and depressing. even just 3-4 cans of some cheap tesco/lidl 4% lager to sip away on throughout the evening (that I usually have) make a noticeable difference even though I don't get drunk and basically do the same mundane shite (post on Jow Forums and watch random TV/youtube) I'm doing now

Attached: 60588605.jpg (960x960, 70K)

how was prison mark, did they put you in the the pakis?

Attached: image.png.083df8ab85a3486c69ffca0c22264a71.png (433x759, 481K)

and put hundreds of thousands out of jobs overnight

what government would ever pass that

Ahh the Irish experience

not mark

it approaches...

Attached: 1534178248231.png (500x775, 372K)

cor
would let her sit on my face

well maybe those jobs shouldn't have been made in the first place

decided to get a tattoo lads

Toilberg just asked me if i could come in early tomorrow

Attached: Screenshot_82.jpg (597x594, 47K)

fellowship of the ring is on itv 2 btw but im saving myself for the christmas time viewing of the directors cut

Attached: 0qTnM4N.jpg (1920x1282, 625K)

Playing some Dragon Quest XI today

have a week off of uni
enjoy waging along wagies

>tfw on a 51 hour shift this week as team manager at KFC @ a cool £7.10 ph

Why did i choose this life

Attached: WOJACKRAGE.png (808x805, 598K)

big gatto

Attached: 1532974565016.jpg (500x667, 84K)

don't.

whats the best way for a literallywho to get noticed by a 10/10 celebrity that doesnt involve kidnapping her?

help me launch a plot to marry emma roberts

tims not even a bad singer once youve heard him sing no body does it better 93 times it grows on you

Thoughts on lesbians?

Attached: DZUvuw_W4_AEJJdw.jpg (1024x768, 149K)

was it fun?

being a 178cm hyper lanklet makes it fucking IMPOSSIBLE to buy clothes
i think i just need to buy a few suits and get them tailored

you watch me

vvilly

Attached: 1526283232217.jpg (612x816, 155K)

Cor

would put my tongue up her pooper

Bradders unleashing a masterclass of acting on Dr Who lads

I am a NEET.

don't ruin your body with tacky art. you'll hate it eventually and wish you'd listened to me.

pphhhhhhhhoooooowww

Attached: 1531229866531.gif (150x150, 11K)

gays including those of the female variety should be stripped of their rights and stoned to death

gonna buy a laptop

Attached: 1518448034263.jpg (563x563, 26K)

Attached: 1535899432093.png (407x275, 181K)

at least you can you can boss people about

becoming a 10/10 celebrity yourself would be a solid first step I guess

Yoga 710?

Name 5 Scottish things off the top of your head

Attached: Apu apustaja sad.jpg (1024x962, 75K)

how many rowdy wogs do you get in there

Attached: 1537502652269.jpg (994x1200, 101K)

nah

Attached: 1529523281797.webm (1280x720, 1.01M)

smoked salmon
shortbread
heroin addictions
irn bru
lochs

if you're getting suits, go to thailand, can get good, tailored, wool suits for £200 a piece or so

NOBODY looks good in an off-the-rack bought suit

heroin

Attached: DZUvux_KW0_AAD_O6.jpg (1024x768, 145K)

no idea yet is that a good one?

heroin
suicide
not being able to spell
iron bru
battered pizzas

do you have any tattoos?

nope

I had to deal with some fat shit throwing a tantrum because there was i quote "A hole in his bagel" and another lad who sneaked round and kept trying to steal half eaten burgers out of a bin becauses hes homeless and doesnt speak a lick of english, tried calling the police on him twice now but he just runs away comes back when theyre gone and looks through the window

Attached: Young man with oxygen mask.jpg (1300x957, 81K)

build your own laptop off pcspecialist

Why not get an off the rack suit and take it to my local tailors?

haggis irn-bru bagpipes kilts whisky

t. scottish person deliberately choosing the most obvious things that a foreign person would associate with scotland

whiskey, haggis, nessy, tartan, kilts, scotch eggs, trainspotting,

Virgins

oh doesn't sound as fun then

New old stock MacBook Pro 8,3?

haggis
kilts
whisky
irn bru
deep fried mars bar

hmmmm... ok

bender

get a thinkpad
will not accept a single other thing

dunno was probably just gonna find a thinkpad on ebay

Attached: 1537526113924.jpg (600x568, 39K)

no.