ITT: Normie Friendly LINK Captions/Memes/Images

Normies and crypto kiddies don't understand the technology they're investing in. They just buy hype and buzzwords. Flashy, easily digestible bullshit is what this market runs on.

ITT we spitball and cobble together normie friendly images. Digestible, shareable content that will tease normies with the infinite possibilities Chainlink creates and set their imagination to work to fill in the blanks.

Best part is normie memes are shitty so we barely have to try. Pic related.

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How bout a pic of chainlink with "Chainlink, Where the team acts too busy to update its community"

Or maybe a pic of the cube with "Chainlink - the first company with a CEO too busy to update anyone in over 6 months. "

FAT

you're not the company's clients, nor are you its shareholders. could they make more posts? sure. but I actually prefer that they're not going to post anything unless there's substance to it desu. its slow now but it will pick up the pace the closer we get to mainnet. its better than announcements of announcements and shallow hype campaigns that fizzle and die.

Why would a normie buy something that's supposed to be used by big Banks and financial companies?

> Why would a normie buy something that's supposed to be used by big Banks and financial companies?

... I don't know why this meme sticks, but that's only 1 use case of it. everyone focuses on the SWIFT partnership like that's the only thing you can use their tech for, but its useful for literally any kind of data transfer and third party integrations.

what did they mean by this

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youtube.com/watch?v=ueZ6tvqhk8U

I bet they are updating their clients pretty frequently. not sure why they would bother updating a bunch of racist neet faggots that they don't even want holding their tokens.

they're helping the customers they care about– people that want to run nodes

Bump

this one is super trash.

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bad idea but your heart's in the right place.

nobody bought tron or ripple because they saw an image macro with a concise, snappy message made in ms paint. they bought these coins because crypto-gurus who post pictures of themselves vacationing in exotic locations and balling out of control on instagram shilled it to them. they need to see the riches and chainlink in the same context, it's the only way they'll begin to associate one with the other. it's classical conditioning. they're fucking normies. they're not going to think their way into this with rational arguments.

chainlink needs beaches, bitches, and bugattis.

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true. they can always imagine their own beaches, bitches and bugattis if you frame it in a way they think they understand though lol

I like the "LINK is the internet for blockchains" angle because people can understand how massively valuable the internet must be. Selling them a piece of the next internet is how they get their beaches, bitches and bugattis.

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kek

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Stopped reading at Sergey D. Nazarov

>"LINK is the internet for blockchains"

again, this is a rational point that you're trying to make. people don't make decisions like this, they make decisions based on emotion.

think of your target audience: college age kids, high enough of an iq to figure out how to buy cryptocurrencies, not high enough to understand what it is let alone where it's going. if you want to work arguments like this into the sell that's fine, but it'll have to be a side note.

>instagram post where it's a photo of a male model with a six pack, natty hair, hanging with a couple of fly bitches in an infinity pool overlooking the city. he's a modern king.
>in one hand he's got a chainlink plushie and in the other he's got an ass cheek
>the first comment is from him "LINK is the internet for blockchains"

this is what normies eat up.

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get a load of this bug chasing faggot using naked dudes in swimming pools to sell link

>four thumbs up

The seed is about to sprout.

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> Normies and crypto kiddies don't understand the technology they're investing in. They just buy hype and buzzwords. Flashy, easily digestible bullshit is what this market runs on.

> Posts chainlink unironically

If Ethereum is like a computer, Chainlink is the internet connection.

We’re good at autism, let’s stick to our strengths. The next bull run will involve a craze surrounding the api economy, big data, and oracles. Normies will eat this shit up when they see fucking Morgan Stanley is integrating Chainlink