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Nurse edition

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/kebek/

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that's a midwife you utter twat

poo niggers

>britcucks
>be brit, get cucked

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louie you've gone FERAL

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts.

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Making a conscious effort to purge Yankisms from my speech.

>that hungary looking communist britain flag
not strictly opposed to communism but that flag is fucking shite

Wearing a thong right now, feels pretty good.

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fuck the eu

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>/bratty_sis_-_fucked_my_stepsister_in_our_parents_bed

are you going to larp as a Brit IRL?

which celt are you lachlan? you can't just be broadly celtic, surely your ancestors come from one or two of those

did you lads watch doctor who

sue

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nurses
imprisoning me
my penis they see
absolute laughter

>speaking english in current year

oh no I hate to break it to you bud :^)

nigger gets asshole impaled and balls crushed.avi

Just need one honest, sincere, actual person in my life that isn't related to me.

get rid of brexit

had a bit of a putter at this

too many pakis and niggers

Grim.

wore one of my sister's g-strings once, felt like a right naughty slut

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nah

lovely

business idea: take on "Not safe for work" as a rule, literally.
The term exists to say that if this image/video/text was seen at work, you'd be unsafe, and could face consequences. The jannies on Jow Forums interpret the only things that would be considered work-unsafe are videos of sex, gore, or pictures of exposed genitals or female nipples. But really, many images considered "work-safe", such as scantily clothed women, extreme political opinions/images, taboo curse words, posts about drug use, could actually get you in trouble at the workplace as well. So really these should be banned during work hours as well.

However, after the standard work hour ends (5pm) for most people, you're not longer at the workplace, which means all NSFW posts should theoretically be fine to post, and posting them after work hours should not get you banned

anime

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just woke up

by liverpool poster, do you mean merseyside redditflag? flags isnt working for me anymore, im still here though.
i cant believe you remember me, suelad. im touched. post sue bubble pics pls.

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reminder that brexit WOULD have led to a united ireland if the tories didn't get cucked by the DUP

what time is brexit on the tele lads

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chartist flag is the only good design i've yet seen for a socialist republic of britain
absolutely no way could the union jack be used for a socialist republic

>Liverpool 0 - 0 Manchester City

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abc.net.au/life/workaholism-being-addicted-to-your-job-wont-make-you-better/10341468
>Malissa Clark, from the University of Georgia in the US, defines workaholism as "an inner compulsion to work that makes someone feel they always 'should be' working".
>"This involves feeling anxious or guilty when not working, having consistent thoughts about work and working long hours," she says.
>Tilly, a 25-year-old producer, says she feels like she is addicted to work.
>"I think about work from the minute I wake up and don't switch off until I've checked my emails just before I go to bed," she says.
wagies are in an absolute STATE

what a revolting little swine

no
i guessed since you're the only one who has posted tracks like that before

Je suis un francophone, cochon américain.

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shes fit id her have you seen liverpool poster today or anytime this week
was not talking about you was talking about liverpool poster

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love football me
the thrill of a ball being kicked by a foot

I go to UGA. very weird seeing it mentioned here

Voted for brexit

Im on the RIGHT side of history

:)

>Fulham 1-5 Arsenal

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heh

henry ford was a raging anti-semite

didnt know they had virgin freaks in russia, assumed you were all shot in the back of the head

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incredibly based

just watched a little bit of farage rubbing the brexit result in at the european parliament in october of 2016, lots of hilarity. and i love how slimy the representatives are in the EU parliament, booing farage. and the chairman up front told them to "calm down, you're acting like brexit voters. don't imitate them!" how slimy haha

keep trying to force this meme you pathetic creature

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redditflaggers are fucking cancer. fuck off

based

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Big king gook ought to relinquish Jow Forums to me

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Want a book that's £65 second hand
Could print a PDF off at toil but its 500+ pages lol

another night spent searching my white whale

if you gaze upon my anime girls with your lecherous eyes again i'll poke them out

find the audio captchas oddly interesting to listen to. don't even know why. something about hearing a completely random clip from some obscure video with absolutely no context or hint as to it's origin I'd otherwise have absolutely no reason to hear and that I will never hear again after

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another night spent smacking my white willy

he was also one of the main figures responsible for forming the worldview of the nazis
hitler's rants against judeobolshevism were copied pretty much directly from ford

>Southampton 0 - 3 Chelsea

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do not mimic my gimmick

got told that I dance similar to this

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Why is there fucking gelatin in all your food? Feels like I'm eating slimy packing peanuts

she's the most sexless, frigid, menopausal, dour cunt ever. robotic, not a trace of humanity.

every time i see an irish flag on Jow Forums i feel compelled to wind them up

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somehow I've felt a feel I never knew before

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Turns out I have less to contribute than I had initially thought.

do not replicate my trait

What party is against the nanny surveillance state and mass immigration? Just UKIP?

>haha theresa did a funny thing

its not hard they cant take criticism

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do not ape my jape

I gotcha sorry, they’re still forcing kids to learn fr*nch in schools there right? At least on the french side of canada.

(It is a genuine question though shitposting aside)

brexit's iffy uh
juncker got the stiffy uh

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INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED

fuck you then

>tfw my affection for l*lis has made me identifiable
right then. time to leave /brit/ for a little while until the heat dies down.

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She's just like us!

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Don't swindle my dindle

dabbing nigger pepe

cringe

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CeX is pissing me off.
>nah i can't do a cash refund but i can give you a voucher
how the fuck is that legal

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Canada is a bilingual country, Anglos are taught French throughout their schooling.
School in Québec is taught in French.