Refugee

How do I become refugee in Sweden?

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Change your name to Mohammed

With the way your country is gonna vote, you might not need to do much :^)

done
what's next?

David Icke says voting doesn't change anything.

You have to be gay if you're from Russia. Being muhammed isn't enough

help pls let me into sweden

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Brazil will go from socialist to fascist overnight.

Become gay like the finns said and you'll have refugee status.

This. That is how I got here. I am not really gay though it was only taqiyya hehe

How do you prove you're actually gay?

I want to Sweden too, what do I do?

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You must have sex with male border guards in front of others

I'm gay, do you think sweden would let me in?

You have to say the password: Finland is the best country on earth. Then they will now that you are a faggot

are the guard tall, blonde and blue eyed?

Wanting to move to Sweden is evidence enough

Im a north korean refugee.
I will work for 15 hours a day no vacations or lunch breaks.

Definetly not if you're brazilian. Your country made gay culture.

>north korean
>refugee
Traitor cuck fuck off

Yes and they keep their pink buttholes clean and shaven just like all other swedish men.

I don't get it.

My dad was a north korean general who tried to assassinate kim jong un

Double fuck off then

attention seeker thread
Goback , jungle monkey

Become my strong and manly armenian bf

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Ya my family was trying to organize a coup de tat.

Literally the most based (future) president.

oh...

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I will be your submissive and loving gf until you get your citizenship, t-then you can ditch me if you want...

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Get the fuck out of Evropa you disgusting homosexual

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Get me citizenship too, thanks.

Really?

All I ask in return is your love for at least one night...

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I want to be a swedish refugee. Like how do I apply

Irreplacable medieval churches being burnt down by faggots: 0
Irreplacable medieval churches being burnt down by Varg: 1

the new brazillian president is a homophobe

Uh yeah dog I dunno about that I can maybe spare a hug if you don't get queer about it and if anybody asks I'm your cousin or something.

Go to the swedish embassy and scream that they're oppressing you and using their white privilege to make you feel inferior , they'll feel so much "white guilt" that they'll give you citizenship

aren't the jews responsible for white guilt?

Jews are responsible for literally everything I don't like because doing research instead of blaming boogeyman takes effort