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Wyatt Reyes
Matthew Davis
BANG
LYRICAL BLOW TO THE JAW
Kevin Mitchell
Risky business being this early.
Hudson Bailey
Great meals fade in reflection. Everything else gains. You know why? 'Cause it's only food. This shit we put in us keeps us going. It's only food. The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about 'em? I'm sayin' what it is. It's probably not the orgasm. Some broad's forearm on your neck, something her eyes did, there was this sound she made. Or it's me in the uh-I'm tellin' you, I'm in bed, the next day, she brought me café au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete. Hey. What I'm saying: what is our life? Our life is looking forward, or it's looking back. That's it. That's our life. Where's the moment? And what is it we're so afraid of?
Aaron Wright
told the yanks i'd filtered them but i didn't really
Lincoln Garcia
Ryder Sullivan
Anyway, they are waging a gender war against us, maybe we should prepare for armageddon.
James Williams
saw kurupt fm do sets at raves 3 times
Benjamin Ross
sue
Brayden Clark
anti-semite is a great description for myself, as it describes what I'm against: semites, which include both Hebrews and Arabs
Angel Watson
Just discovered Christine and the queens lads.
Really loving this song
James Perry
right ear keeps spasming
Evan Mitchell
need a portuguese or spanish wife
Grayson Powell
chrstina's analysis is spot-on and her video helped me decide whether or not i wanted to buy that lingerie.
Brody Bennett
catyank's 19th nervous breakdown
Daniel Martin
Yeah, okay, but why would you shoot a man BEFORE throwing him out of a plane????
Kayden Brown
You are now aware that there are no Australian pornstars
Jacob Fisher
back from my 2 week (TWO FUCKING WEEKS) ban lads
what did i miss
Brandon Allen
love sue. sue me
Lincoln Phillips
oh what the fuck
this makes so much sense now
I've always been a high functioning autist
fuck sakes lads I've got the 'tism
Austin Garcia
how do you not know angela white
Daniel White
>knowing pornstars and having favourites
cringe
Asher Jenkins
We should arrest all women and put them in jail
Daniel Clark
Didn't know she was Australian. Looks like prime British slag.
Nathan Reed
anime
Levi Price
going to take my meds lads! it's happy time!
Carter Fisher
Joseph Sanders
got to say I'm really hating middle class southern accents since moving to England for uni
i miss the soft Welsh accents of home
Andrew Wright
Used to like August Ames but someone else is my favorite now
Elijah Hall
Evan Adams
distinct lack of schizophrenic rambling ITT
Brayden Martinez
melvin wrote a poem and everybody loved it
Asher Perez
Colton Bailey
wretched whore
Sebastian Fisher
>unitoil at first light
Noah Bailey
there's one directly below your post
David Lee
fell in love with my escort
Angel Rodriguez
Trump protests were actually anti men protests
Brandon Powell
showed my mate the 56% face meme and he thought it was tony abbott
Xavier Taylor
>uni
>toil
Benjamin Martin
alri cokelad
Nolan Fisher
Soviet soldiers with a kitten in Stalingrad.
Wyatt Carter
going to get one of these as my first motorbike lads
Henry Evans
Would sooner die a virgin than shag an escort
Matthew Morris
we call him cokedave now
Jaxson Cox
i’m transphobic
Colton Gray
125?
Dominic Sanchez
yep, Ford sure doesn't make them like they used to
Carson Ortiz
my gimmick predates cokelad
Jace Stewart
cokelad's the one who argues with "dave"
Adam Garcia
600
Xavier Hernandez
Estuary English is more cancer than ordinary English. It's advanced cancer.
Jace Green
wouldn't Obama be a more appropriate choice for being a mutt
Landon Moore
anybody who uniposts should be ground into a fine paste
Adrian Garcia
shagging escorts is fun but would not recommend it to lose your virginity
it's nothing like proper sex
Brandon Gutierrez
timothy james byrne here flat spracklen house dukes place marlow it's the ... 8th of October 2018... teddy's got the swyper... let's do a secondary date check.. oh the bears are watching... heh... batman... adam west... now these people have been messing me about... I want to be made a united states citizen and given a green card... please come and send in some people and GET. ME. OUT. OF. HERE. I am being abused and harassed and constantly being messed around in this country... the NHS are trying to put something on me... there's that sh-craphead upstairs and his van... always coming and going and coming and going and he's always messing me about... ok. selfie.
Liam Smith
yea that’s what I said la
Isaiah Hernandez
Why do white people do this?
Carson Wright
HALLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samuel Long
it's well known now that cokelad is dave
Michael Sullivan
why are you such a fucking racist?
Isaac Rodriguez
it's only dumb yanks who do that
Oliver Roberts
we do this, we really do haha
Jacob Torres
there is no singular dave, there are several dave-esque posters
me and cokemong are both in that category
Juan Ward
cokelad literally has an ongoing, 10-month argument with "Dave" about teachers crying in leaver's assembly and girls wearing croptops
they are two distinct posters
Asher Fisher
find this quite amusing
Michael Edwards
Dave is an abstract concept
Robert Roberts
Having emotional thoughts and experiencing emotional feelings lads
Kayden Baker
cokedave argues with schizo
Anthony Lopez
why do black people do this?
Carson Green
god that looks peng
im hungry now
Bentley Lee
And-e was-e is-e this-e?
Lincoln Peterson
Why do white people do this?
Jordan Mitchell
this is still my favourite internet image of all time
Matthew Lopez
I am Dave.
Henry Wilson
should i marry up or down lads? the ex made me realize i can marry whom'stever i want
Wyatt Roberts
What's this?
Nathaniel Morris
no schizo, dave and cokelad are separate
schizo and dave aren't actually real but exist in the mind of whoever is arguing with them
Cameron Stewart
dave is a collaborative project
Jaxon King
Me too I'm a misogynist
Noah Johnson
fuuuuck i need a French gf to whisper French stuff in my ear until I fall asleep sooo bad
Lucas Wilson
you should marry an A list Hollywood actress
Nathaniel Long
Liam Cox
i am beyond help
Juan Miller
>He fled into exile firstly to Oman and then to the United Kingdom, where, as of 2012, he continues to live in Portsmouth with his wife and six children as the Head of the Zanzibari Royal Family and as the Sovereign of the Order of the Brilliant Star of Zanzibar and the Most Illustrious Order of Independence of Zanzibar.
fucking hell, who knew portsmouth was home to royalty
Brayden Harris
french girl recently joined a mutual [spoiler]discord[/spoiler]
trying not to fall in love with her but she's making it hard
Jack Jackson
*takes a drag of my cig*
haha yeah man I remember the days of the dave project when I colab'd with a bunch of other artists like myself, ah yeah those were the days
*lightly coughs*
Austin Torres
Women have betrayed me and I will never trust them no matter how sweet they act
Aiden Jackson
im sure that is not true!!!
Tyler Sanchez
>should i marry up or down lads?
Good question. Ideally through excercise, work, and employment you should make yourself as high as possible, and then marry someone who's either one tier up or down. Someone at the height of their confidence might decide soon after you're not the best they can get, but someone who was in a lower state of self-evaluation when they married you might decide later that they "deserve" better than you.
>the ex made me realize i can marry whom'stever i want
What do you mean? Please elaborate.
Alexander Hall
lock me in a room with taylor swift and we'll fall in love within hours
Owen Torres
Knock Knock
Cameron Peterson
Nothing, not genocide, not chemical warfare—nothing—is more abhorrent to the progressive left than this idea: the restriction of sexual freedom. All of their most treasured laws and saints revolve around it. They worship sexual release.
Their holiest sacrament, the murder of the unborn, is a twisted echo of the sacrifice of Christ, the life of an innocent given as atonement for the sins of others. Abortion mothers repeat the words of Christ but grimly, “this is my body...”
Joseph Ortiz
>What do you mean? Please elaborate.
i can make any woman fall in love with me
Dylan Torres
Dave is an organically composed telepathic neural network
Lincoln Roberts
the latest quality meme contributiom by my boomer Facebook uncle
Ryder Evans
called in sick and toilberg seems angry
Justin Long
animated spiderman film has an anime jap schoolgirl character and its already dominated the trailer response and sent the pedos wild
Isaac Lopez
Jack Kelly
Dave was actually a yank this whole time
don't ask me how I know