/ausnz/

A sleepy little thread for it's lazybum posters.

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Ciggy butt brain

Post in my thread you dummys.

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if you insist

Thank you!
I'll never forget this, coming in my time of need.
You're a good soul.

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You're welcome

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So hows life treating you anyway buddy?
Have you been keeping out of trouble?

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I've been okie dokie
No troubles nowadays but I've still got a few things to check off before winter rolls around

How about you bud, how've you been?

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Thats good to hear.
>before winter rolls around
Winter just passed silly billy, you guys up North do things all backwards.
>how've you been?
Can't complain, it's been pretty cruisy.
Nothing full on exciting to report on I'm afraid just little bits of good here and there.

Oh it's my birthday in a couple of weeks so I'm looking forward to that, although I would wish I could stop getting older.

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Henlo frens.

Winter is right around the corner regardless of if it just passed or if it's coming up silly bobillybottom

And happy almost not quite birthday!

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Real pic of me and the wife

Ok I will, but only if I can shitstir a bit

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Hello there chief, you doing well?
>And happy almost not quite birthday!
Thenks!
I'll be sure to have a drink or dozen for you when the time rolls around.
I don't know if I'm going to actually go out and celebrate or stay in and get drunk at home.
I really can't be bothered going out but I haven't been out for a while so maybe I should...
>but only if I can shitstir a bit
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I dunno..
Okay, just this once.

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>Okay, just this once.
excellent

>don't know if I'm going to actually go out and celebrate or stay in and get drunk at home.

Ive already made plans to get drunk on your birthday, you best be around so i can harass you

I don't know if people will show up and drag me out though.
Nobody tells me anything, they just show up to my house and drag me away.

westy needs to watch chink cartoons with me

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well thats un bloody acceptable, tell them to be un-westcoaster-like and try to organise beforehand, not just rock up to your place

Been a while since I've been here. You all still a bunch of faggots and queers?

How about getting drunk outside of your house?
Like on the porch?

pp head

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Yup, thats us.

>go outside to drink
he can't do that, i'm going to be drinking with him on vc

for you

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>he can't do that, i'm going to be drinking with him on vc
He could if he had a really long Ethernet cable, or his wifi was good enough

Nerd.
I couldn't think of anything to watch, you got any ideas?
They won't bloody listen.
They don't even knock, they just walk in "only police and Jehovah's Witnesses knock" as the saying goes.
Yup.
Thats not a bad idea actually, hopefully it's nice sunny then.

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idk, i keep seeing jin-roh posted. i'm not sure if it's good or if it's just posted because they're nazis

are there any series you know of

Might go for a bike ride lads to clear the depression blues for a bit.

My wifi would reach outside.
>jin-roh
Ohhh I haven't seen that, we should watch that it looks pretty good.
I can't think of anything good...

The psychiatrist will not be happy with me tomorrow.

why

neat
you can look like a total weirdo to your neighbours !

Because I moved back home on Friday.

Oh dear, the text has just come. "Please call me" AHHHHHH.

Going for my L's today, i booked online and it says i need to provide some completed form, they'll have that form at the place right?

Yeah they must
Just make sure you bring a pen

Should do, don't see why they wouldn't.

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>tfw the psychiatrist is in this thread right now.
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Alright thanks, i just get paranoid about such things because the wording on the email sort of implies that i should arrive with the form already done.

Shit, everyone on ya best behaviour.
You can just smash it out in the office.
As long as you have everything else with you the paperwork won't take 5 minutes.

he talks about wanking a lot
does he cover this kind of content with you?

I know when i went to the psych assessment appointment i had they asked a lot about sexual behaviour

if the psych is here he also has poor complicance to his proxac doses because he doesnt like the side effect profile

cute

I WANNA KNOW IF MY NARKING HAD ANY IMPACT
PLS RESPOND
no but seriously if they are actually here read &
It'll hopefully give you more info to work with for his treatment
if the long term archive wasnt down id go get screengrabs of some of it

Might be nap time

Post you dummies

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hello my friends

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No!
Hello.

Lul
RUDE

>RUDE
Sorry...
I'll do a little post then.

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It's thundering outside frens. My dads sister from QLD is supposed to be stopping over tonight before continuing down the coast to Victoria

I'm now a licensed driver at the spritely age of 26.

cute :3
but have you had sex with another man before? it's never too late!

Good on you
Better late than never
I should probably get my license

Thank you
I have :>
>tfw unable to drive for the perceivable future

Good job lad.

oh cute! but how about a German? we can meet and have a nice time..

Mate you'll be disappointed, I have no benis.
Imma grill
Also German makes me think of an ex and makes me sad tbqh

whaaat why did your flag change suddenly
it's ok, i'm only interested in male Australians :)

What's for dinner tonight lads?

Who are the types of people that live on the West Coast/South Island, and are there any off-grid communes there that aren't basically cults.

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We're all gonna make it.

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Tea
The south island is almost entirely populated with low iq mongoloids, most probably can't even string together a basic sentence.

Why is it that the North is the superior part of most countries?

Imagine unironically waking up

At less than 86kg? I couldn't

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Don’t know what are you talking about

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>Who are the types of people that live on the West Coast/South Island.
Farmers, coal miners and country bumpkins.
>are there any off-grid communes there that aren't basically cults.
I'm not too sure actually, used to be some communes about but they're long gone a decade or three ago.
t.westcoast country bumpkin
Won't be imagining such an unpleasant thought.
Only brings four letters to mind: H E C K

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I was thinking: for every kg you gain, I'll make a friend. Within a month, maybe we'll both be actual human beings

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Heck indeed
Pointless since not about quantity most of the time

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>not about quantity
How do you measure quality? I'm unconvinced quality or quantity even matter. Weight and mass, though? Super reliable, and super lacking in my Russian pal

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However I feel like

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Very cute OP.

>However I feel like
Precisely. I judge you a decent anonymous-internet-pal, which is good enough for me for now. That's subjective, though, so who really knows? Muscle and weight are undeniably worthwhile though-- why aren't you gaining, Russia?

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Thanks I stole that image and wrote /ausnz/ on it all by myself.

Why should I? I gained enough, it's better to drop it even, since it isn't clean muscle

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>clean muscle
Weight comes first, Russia, and being small is objectively unacceptable

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It is, that's why I gained in the first place, but I need to cut

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>need to cut
Just eat and bulk more. That's the patrician option. Cutting is for losers
Also,
>2 years, remained friends afterwards
How? I like having females around, but having them only as friends feels challenging

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I just meet with her rarely, that's how. It would be awkward to meet like every few days and it would've probably lead to relationship reinstalation which is never a good thing

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Even in that capacity, what does she add? Women have nice energy. But, solely as friends, they feel mostly interchangeable. How does she benefit your life?

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Why do you even talking about benefits all the time? Don't you dislike objectification? My friends don't need to bring anything to the table, they just have to be my friends.

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>they just have to be my friends
People say that, but all friends serve purpose, otherwise you wouldn't be friends
>talking benefits
>dislike objectification
Of course, but understanding, or at least exploring it, is important. Which is why I'm asking, and want asnwers

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I don't take that approach. That's subjective after all.

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>but all friends serve purpose
Being your friend is a purpose they serve.
You have a little twisted way of looking at things and it makes me wonder what made you like this?
Did someone hurt you buddy?

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>That's subjective after all
You're sounding my bullshit alarm, Russia. You're too wealthy and skinny and sociable to dabble in subjectivity, so I think you're lying. I'll consult your friendship-officer or read your renowned friendship texts for better, more objective, more correct views on things
>Being your friend is a purpose they serve
Well yeah, but there's always some underlying purpose if you look. You're telling me you benefit from none of your friends/they benefit from you, and nobody's come after you?

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>You're telling me you benefit from none of your friends/they benefit from you
I'm sure they do and I do of them, but nothing worth building a friendship over the years to get off me.
I don't exactly have much.
>nobody's come after you?
I'm still not fully grasping what you mean by this.
Like someone betraying me or something like that?

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>nothing worth building a friendship over the years to get off me
It's rarely conscious, and hardly obvious. Everyone needs things from everyone else. If you consider yourself and your friends, you'll find some bedrock keeping you together. Mess with that, and you'll fall apart
>Like someone betraying me or something like that?
Like anyone leveraging your weaknesses, insecurities, or secrets to hurt you financially, socially, or emotionally. You've NEVER had someone go for your throat?

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I'll just stop replying if you keep this up. Are you a sociopath or something?

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>keep this up
Which part?
>Are you a sociopath or something?
Awareness and experience =/= Sociopathy. Acting without considering others makes you a sociopath, not considering them carefully
>I'll just stop replying
I'll just find anyone else

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>which part
Take a wild guess
>find anyone else
Then do, if it doesn't matter to you at all

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>wild guess
The going for your throat part? You're fucking with me if you tell me nobody's ever tried to destroy your life
>doesn't matter at all
You matter plenty, Russia. I'll feel devastated if I have to find other pals, but I can. Everyone can. Friends are important, but not special-- all are replaceable

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Nobody ever tried to destroy my life.
And I'm obviously not talking about that, I'm talking about that moronic subjective-objective thing. Stop posing as if I hold some radical retarded views, I never said any of that. I hate getting shit for something I'm not.

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As a property prince, I'd assume so.
>as if I hold some radical retarded views
I'm just saying, Russia: you're a sadist, a skeleton, and an objectivist. You're more machine than man at this point

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Only one thing of those is true to some extent.

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Just found my old Runescape accounts, now enjoying some low quality gaming.

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Which? I thought all were true: you own property, you like bullying but can't handle bullying, you're small, subjectivity confounds you, and you offered your soul for an arm-cannon years ago
Played Runescape, bought membership, earned a dog, lost my dog, then stopped playing. Hope your experience is better

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No you listed 3 things. Sadism, skellynes and objectivism. I'm 86 kg while 5.8. I'm not this term you just made up to waste my time. I'm a little sadistic. Stop making shit up for no reason.

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Wait, I got the freedom units wrong. 5.9? 176 cm.

Yes hello.

I doubt I'll stick with it for long but I'm gonna have fun with it tonight.
It's kinda comfy.
>176 cm.
Smallboi.
t.178cm
Hello yes.

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I lasted a bit of 2 weeks at the shared house lads. Been home now for 3 days, parents haven't called the police on me yet.

I still have no go back to the shared house to get the rest of my stuff.