bucket list destinations
/brit/
0-4 punch anglo(female)
5-9 punch anglo(male)
>Not Milton Keynes, the City of Dreams
Disappointed
Nurses? Nah
Punch me daddy
Use my boobs as boxing bags
ttt
Anyone else feel that special feeling every time autumn starts? It's /comfy/
doing a poo lads
ye
odds bed
Really hate that awkward phase of growing a beard
Who are you voting for?
wish I could but my Mom's home
Draw it on with a crayon
girl said i look like a teddy bear
really wish i was at least just normal looking
life is hard for an ugly man
Peak British technology
drawing a nigger with a crayon
......... cant believe im still a virgin lads. is getting girls really this easy?
am way too hairy
must be the ibero-celtic blood flowing through my veins
spooky
mad that yanks elected a literal poo nigger bog shart as their president
Haven't had lunch yet lads, not sure what to get.
Business Idea: secluded poop room in an underground building that you pay to use.
"Hey ladies, come check out my cave."
there’s nothing iberian or celtic about you you filthy paki subhuman
A German or French man who doesn't speak a lick of English who comes here tommorow is more American than a nigger or spic who has lived here for several generations
Non whites can't be American
That girl looks gross dude
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drinking about the ol' cide'
uncalled for and incorrect
i am the canadian lachlan, i am 100% sino-ibero-celtic
luv Sonic, simple as
yeah not sleeping tonight
need to be up at 7 too
oh well shit happens
Just posted a proper belter on Jow Forums. Guess what it is.
did you ever play sonic battle on the gba
white women are disgusting whores
im going to racemix with a latina
To be fair he’s probably quite an interesting person
no we didn't
What did she mean by this
I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.
*solemnly sharts loudly on the Bible*
*the presidential poo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION
>IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD
cool it christian
oh dear, mr. janman to aisle 8
No I remember wanting to play it so bad but all I got to do was borrow sonic advance 3 from a friend
that you look great
it went in facing the wrong way
you are currently living inside a skeleton (your brain is in your skull which is part of a skeleton)
makes you think
but I never look great
THEN THE ROASTIE THINKS YOU ARE UGLY HAHAHAHA
My parents were silly dumb Christians who didn't let me play Sonic
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someone's barracking and harrassing mark
first they sneaked in to turn on the stove and burn his sausages, now they've stolen his cheese
How do we stop him bros?
What would happen if our muscles were also inside our bones
>A Thai 'caveman' had his bizarre hovel probed by police after he boasted of bedding dozens of foreign backpackers. Chatupoom Losiri, 47, moved to the beach cave three years and began seducing attractive holidaymakers on the Full Moon Party island of Koh Phangan, Thailand. But he caused uproar earlier this month and posting a picture of a stunning young Russian woman he claimed to have chatted up outside a grocery shop before she nervously climbed on his motorcycle and went back to his grotty dwelling. He told her: ''I was riding home but had to stop because of your beauty, I need to know if you’re beautiful on the inside as well.”
yeah he sounds quite charming.
who
A song for you
youtube.com
woah
why is this one yank obsessed with a thai caveman
is it autism
>''I was riding home but had to stop because of your beauty, I need to know if you’re beautiful on the inside as well.”
i wonder if saying this to girls actually works or if they think you're weird for saying it
mad everyone is naked beneath their clothes
everyone is basically walking around naked
Damn..
Where the fuck is the man's cheese?
i want to fuck him too
they’ll think you’re weird
it only works because he’s not white
Need a cute yellow fuck machine gf
end of my nose resembles a little bit of a knuckle
is this jewish
stop replying to yourself
Don't think i can wait 4 more weeks for red dead redemption 2 lads
Might cryogenic freeze myself and have someone unthaw me on October 26th
imagine if she did this but on your dick instead
hah
Can’t wait for red dead 2
So many memories of bullying yanks online in the first one, I’d stay up extra late just to harass them
The Royal Palace of Lisbon bombed in the course of the Republican Revolution 1910
be really careful
cartman did that once and he ended up like 2000 years in the future
>bongs have to slice their own bread
STATE
>Bong pretending he knows how to even play a western game
O I am laffin
I was in 7th grade when the first one came out
Me and my friends would play online every day after school
Do you not have full loaves of bread in America?
imagine getting this pathetically excited over a video game
Remember boasting trophies online with Yanks, felt bad for them cos they're thick as shit and couldn't follow basic instructions.
Tismokiwi...
Even the loaves of bread I buy from my local bakery have been sliced
i didnt have any friends LOL
Grim
where the fuck do you live? or are you playing up le epic yank myths for a reddit screenshot?
>British have to slice their own bread
Wot
but you still did red dead after school
Well at least they're finally waking up and realising the economy is not the be all and end all
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