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bucket list destinations

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0-4 punch anglo(female)
5-9 punch anglo(male)

>Not Milton Keynes, the City of Dreams
Disappointed

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Nurses? Nah

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Punch me daddy

Use my boobs as boxing bags

ttt

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Anyone else feel that special feeling every time autumn starts? It's /comfy/

doing a poo lads

ye

odds bed

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Really hate that awkward phase of growing a beard

Who are you voting for?

wish I could but my Mom's home

Draw it on with a crayon

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girl said i look like a teddy bear

really wish i was at least just normal looking
life is hard for an ugly man

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Peak British technology

drawing a nigger with a crayon

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......... cant believe im still a virgin lads. is getting girls really this easy?

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am way too hairy
must be the ibero-celtic blood flowing through my veins

spooky

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mad that yanks elected a literal poo nigger bog shart as their president

Haven't had lunch yet lads, not sure what to get.

Business Idea: secluded poop room in an underground building that you pay to use.

"Hey ladies, come check out my cave."

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there’s nothing iberian or celtic about you you filthy paki subhuman

A German or French man who doesn't speak a lick of English who comes here tommorow is more American than a nigger or spic who has lived here for several generations
Non whites can't be American

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That girl looks gross dude

youtu.be/0n50nFlqmOE
drinking about the ol' cide'

uncalled for and incorrect
i am the canadian lachlan, i am 100% sino-ibero-celtic

luv Sonic, simple as

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yeah not sleeping tonight
need to be up at 7 too
oh well shit happens

Just posted a proper belter on Jow Forums. Guess what it is.

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did you ever play sonic battle on the gba

white women are disgusting whores

im going to racemix with a latina

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To be fair he’s probably quite an interesting person

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no we didn't

What did she mean by this

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I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

*solemnly sharts loudly on the Bible*
*the presidential poo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*

>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION
>IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD

cool it christian

oh dear, mr. janman to aisle 8

No I remember wanting to play it so bad but all I got to do was borrow sonic advance 3 from a friend

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that you look great

it went in facing the wrong way

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you are currently living inside a skeleton (your brain is in your skull which is part of a skeleton)
makes you think

but I never look great

THEN THE ROASTIE THINKS YOU ARE UGLY HAHAHAHA

My parents were silly dumb Christians who didn't let me play Sonic

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youtu.be/YSPbxPru7p0
someone's barracking and harrassing mark
first they sneaked in to turn on the stove and burn his sausages, now they've stolen his cheese

How do we stop him bros?

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What would happen if our muscles were also inside our bones

>A Thai 'caveman' had his bizarre hovel probed by police after he boasted of bedding dozens of foreign backpackers. Chatupoom Losiri, 47, moved to the beach cave three years and began seducing attractive holidaymakers on the Full Moon Party island of Koh Phangan, Thailand. But he caused uproar earlier this month and posting a picture of a stunning young Russian woman he claimed to have chatted up outside a grocery shop before she nervously climbed on his motorcycle and went back to his grotty dwelling. He told her: ''I was riding home but had to stop because of your beauty, I need to know if you’re beautiful on the inside as well.”

yeah he sounds quite charming.

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who

A song for you
youtube.com/watch?v=-P5kKrX4AfI

woah

why is this one yank obsessed with a thai caveman
is it autism

>''I was riding home but had to stop because of your beauty, I need to know if you’re beautiful on the inside as well.”

i wonder if saying this to girls actually works or if they think you're weird for saying it

mad everyone is naked beneath their clothes
everyone is basically walking around naked

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Damn..

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Where the fuck is the man's cheese?

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i want to fuck him too

they’ll think you’re weird

it only works because he’s not white

Need a cute yellow fuck machine gf

end of my nose resembles a little bit of a knuckle
is this jewish

stop replying to yourself

Don't think i can wait 4 more weeks for red dead redemption 2 lads
Might cryogenic freeze myself and have someone unthaw me on October 26th

imagine if she did this but on your dick instead

hah

Can’t wait for red dead 2

So many memories of bullying yanks online in the first one, I’d stay up extra late just to harass them

The Royal Palace of Lisbon bombed in the course of the Republican Revolution 1910

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be really careful

cartman did that once and he ended up like 2000 years in the future

>bongs have to slice their own bread
STATE

>Bong pretending he knows how to even play a western game
O I am laffin

I was in 7th grade when the first one came out
Me and my friends would play online every day after school

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Do you not have full loaves of bread in America?

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imagine getting this pathetically excited over a video game

Remember boasting trophies online with Yanks, felt bad for them cos they're thick as shit and couldn't follow basic instructions.

Tismokiwi...

Even the loaves of bread I buy from my local bakery have been sliced

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i didnt have any friends LOL

Grim

where the fuck do you live? or are you playing up le epic yank myths for a reddit screenshot?

>British have to slice their own bread
Wot

but you still did red dead after school

Well at least they're finally waking up and realising the economy is not the be all and end all
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