>Be Freud
>Be a child
>See your mom getting undressed
>Get a stiffy
>Feel bad cuz she's your mom
>Jerk off anyway
>Years later
>With your bros
>Casually bring up that one time you jerked off to your mother
>Your bros think you're weird
>Damage control
>Tell them it's totally natural to want to fuck your mom
>Reference some obscure ancient Greek fable to justify it
>Make up nonsense smart-sounding concepts like the Ego and Superego
>Totally convince them
>Others hear it and also think it's smart
>get dubbed as the father of psychology
Be Freud
Robert Smith
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Ian King
based jew
Xavier Green
The original /b/tard
Logan Williams
All philosophy is just old dudes with too much time on their hands making shit up as they go along in order to justify their preconceived beliefs.
Logan Johnson
Psychoanalysis at its finest.
Isaac Hall
This, Plato was an unemployed dude with too much free time.
Michael Lee
Wasn't Karl Marx a NEET who lived off someone else's money?
Nathan Jackson
True. At least Diogonese really followed through on living out the life.
Matthew Russell
Yep and Engles was a super rich capitalist. The two major anarchist thinkers were bored russian aristocrats.
Landon Collins
Lenin and Trotsky were also college boys from well-off bourgeois families (Soviet biographers struggled to explain Lenin's upbringing).
Logan Morris
>2018
>still shitting on Freud
Only feminists hate him because his explanation of the anal and oral phases, penis envy, and arrested development describe feminist "art" perfectly
Eli Peterson
Does this guy make any sense? How do I make sense out of his writings?
Justin Moore
I usually don't have a good opinion on anticommunists for reasons that should be self-explainable but this guy is my favorite anticommunist though I haven't understood a word of him
Oliver Cook
Based Diogonese. He's the real thing.
Jackson Long
His argument against Marxism is pretty based: tl;dr man's instinctive nature cannot abide cuckoldry
Alas, he was wrong
Jack Nguyen
Freud mostly only interviewed Viennese of his own social class, which led to some rather skewered results and narrow sample size, so his writings aren't that useful all things considered.
Carter Brown
Also Pol Pot wore reading glasses
Luis Hernandez
Freud? More like Pseud amirite guys?
Levi Torres
Freud is garbage, and a great example on how not to be a psychologist.
Some jackasses still jerk it to his memery, though.
Carter Adams
Normal people don't want to fuck their immediate relatives.
Jackson Bailey
youtube.com
..."your psychologists, even the founders – Sigmund Freud, Carl Gustav Jung, Adler, Assagioli – even they knew nothing about themselves, so how can they help you to know yourself?"
Cameron Campbell
i like carl 'mystical visions' jung more
Brayden Barnes
>a "literally who" with no proper credentials is a better reference than an entire academic field with decades upon decades of scientific research
ah yes
Landon Hughes
Ah yes, intellectual masturbation.
Did you know psychology is a money making bussiness?
Look at peterson, pulling in six figs a month.
Nicholas Jenkins
This was meant for you
If you really think education is important, you are stupid.
Education is human farming.
Muh certs
Muh degreeee
Muh intellect
Muh ego
Gtfo and shove it up ur ass
Liam Baker
>education is wrong because I said it is, and I'm better than every scientist, researcher and academic who's ever existed
Camden Flores
He probably thinks he’s smarter than all them as well but flunked outa first year uni
Nathan Nelson
based
Eli Turner
Putting words into my mouth, why?
How about talking to me directly?
Our educational system is a complete failure as it basically grooms our children to become corporate economic slaves while discouraging them to ask questions and to follow their own path.
College is yet another failure as it generally creates even more economic subservience through student loans that will take a life time to repay.
I never said i was better than anyone but i do know im 10x better than you
Lucas Long
I'm with you
Ian Ross
Im 19 and have a networth of 600 buttcoins. Why even go to college at this point?
Also i came from a druggie/alcoholic family so my parents are white trash
Alexander Sanchez
>psychology
>scientific
Easton Lopez
I dropped out of highschool
Kek
Logan Wright
If there's anything I learnt from Bernhard and Jelinek is that Austrians are fucking crazy.
Jaxson Ortiz
what the fuck leaves
Ethan Murphy
PIERDOLE FROJDA BO FROJD TO NIEDOJDA
Aiden Price
Stoics are the thinking man's Cynics
Oliver Russell
>you see? Workers shouldn't have rights. You are much better off that way.
Lmao
Seething oligarchs
Carter Sullivan
>communists
>workers
>rights
Nicholas Jenkins
Everyone who knows what they are talking about dislike him because he was wrong, mutt
Blake Allen
NIGGAS IFFY UHH
SIGI GOT THE STIFFY UHH
Austin Reed
Damn wtf
Ussr existed so i better give up all the workers rights i have and let oligarchs rule me
Based lith bro how could i do without you?
Colton Torres
All Freud did was take the Catholic confessional booth and turn it into psychiatry.
Ethan Jenkins
it's like you have more rights in capitalist democracies than in communist dictatorships,but yeah you better get rid of those to show them oligarchs how bad they are!
Dominic Butler
Wtf denmark isn't socialist now
Nolan Thompson
wow just like in das kapital!
Adrian Moore
TIL people believe that Marx literally invented rights
hahahahaha how does the rabbi's dick taste?
Nathaniel Bailey
>TIL
fuck off back to redit dumb faggot brit
Colton Mitchell
mutually inclusive terms in many places these days, yes
Nathan Roberts
Freud was unironically a genius and a very interesing guy. Like a child prodige. He learned 6 languages as a kid and 8 in total. And personally I love how he uses Greek mythology to explain things.
Matthew Watson
>Be me 15 at the peak libido of my life
>Peak of drug use too
>Smoke a pre-wank bowl in my garden
>See tomato worm on plant
>mr wormy
>Remove worm
>put in pocket
>Go to my room
>Put worm on my cock
>Just the tip
>Spiky caterpillar feet pinching dick skin
>So hard
>He crawls a little into urethra
>SO hard
>Forget about him
>Grab dick
>Furiously masturbate
>Mr Worm pops
>Juice and head inside cockhole
>Outside too
>Smear guts around the shaft
>Furiously continue masturbating
>Bruised Pelvis
>Cum like Pompeii
>Worm head engulfed in cum
Better than sex
Evan Robinson
nigga wat