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not much then

>open your daughter's bedroom door
>see this
what do

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oh not this shit
50 posts of people arguing with people pretending to be retarded

15 duh

antipodeano

fuck up dickhead

Clerical roles? Big fan.

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can't shag the gf often because she gets sore really fast
how do I stop this

time for her to pay rent

We'll make it

lube

>+
>x
this will just boil down to BODMAS wankery as it often does so let me just tell you what the pictures mean
burger is 5
fries is 1
drink is 10
now add and multiply that in whatever order you want

proper lubrication
not that difficult

would describe myself as an antipodean supremacist first and foremost, still ironing out the kinks in this ideology so it's a bit of a work in progress

oh woops
you'd almost think it was intentional

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Correct.

>you'd almost think it was intentional
because it is?

do you think anyone is under the illusion it isn't?

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need to smell, lick and consume the contents of that arse STAT
simple as

>white women have no ass

sometimes wonder what it's like to work with intelligent (or even average) people instead of braindead paki chimps

it's almost as if she's trying to tease me
provoke me

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youtube.com/watch?v=0S5-Vx4hlr4

redpill: Britain is the most antipodean country.

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almost had several car crashes today on the way to the supermarket

i shouldn't be allowed on the roads

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imagine putting a baby into her

mong

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the australian empire taking shape

corrr!
*slams door*
I shall not.
I am a virtuous man.

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sometimes wonder what it's like to work

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>Australia
>my country is more Austral
doing a big think

*stands in front of the mirror*
*points at my own reflection*
oi you!
>me?
yes, you!
are you tired of working for morons?
>god damn, you know I am!
is your boss a paki?
>he certainly is!
do you get tired of explaining simpe things to them over and over again to get their paki chimp skulls to understand?
>jesus christ, how did you know!
is this making you depressed?
>hahaha it certainly is!

Heard there's a massive nerd loser in here with a Thai flag

spent 8 hours looking at rural communities in hokkaido with google street view again lads

More like the most poopee'n country

Weeaboo virgin freakazoid

>>he certainly is!
don't know why this reminded me of the bit in superbad where seth is daydreaming that the old woman will buy him alcohol

Want to drive by the seaside in Hokkaido lads

*sip*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that hits the spot

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This 5/10 girl keeps talking about a second date

Guess she might be a good fwb

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your problems would be solved with socialism

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why are you on a date with her if you only think she's a 5

Had unground coffee beans in Hitler's cafe

you are what you eat

any zoomer man in

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cus he's a 6

what'd he eat?

Love espresso beans covered in dark chocolate

would it?
>are you tired of working for morons?
would still be the case under socialism lmao
>is your boss a paki?
um sweetie racism is illegal in the utopian socialist state, pakis are our comrades too x
>do you get tired of explaining simpe things to them over and over again to get their paki chimp skulls to understand?
doesn't matter, these pakis are higher ranking members of the party, so they you are to do as you're told, comrade
>is this making you depressed?
because nobody is ever depressed under socialism :^)

feeling very powerful with how quickly my reports are bearing fruit

a 5's pussy which would make him a 5
are you this slow?

Just got a Snapchat from the office of the millennial liquidation
Think this is it lads the zoomers are taking us down

the janny conglomerate vs lachloid was the greatest conflict of our time

im baring fruit rn

he still lets posts slip through
now the old janny, THERE was a man who could clean a board. not seen ludders and his kpop for ages

Been avoiding doing an essay for a week now but I know the limp wristed professor will take it haha

mark deleted the rambling video where he talked about someone sneaking in to steal his cheese
hmm

Just vomited my beef kofta before leaving the house this morning

wish my reports to toilberg would bear similar fruits
took a whole month for him to install a new printer in the office, god knows how long the new computer is going to take to arrive
depressed with the continuously BSODing XP shitbox I have to use atm

so are you talking about socialism, the socialist utopia, or stalinist bolshevism? because you complained about 3 different things.

finna uh

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for me, it's hoxhaist interpretation of maoist marxism-leninism

he didn't indicate that he'd done anything with her

arr rook shame
the closest thing to socialism britain would be ok with would be nordic style socdem

damn

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jus' drap i'

why are brits a minority in a brit thread?

for me it's anarcho-dengism

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Why don’t communists just become Hutterites or another communal sect? Why do they believe everyone has to be part of their little game? They can pursue communal life on their own

5MB IBM hard drive, 1956.

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its toiling hours

that would require them to have skin in the game

elaborate

the point is if he went out with a 5 he's probably a 5 as well
no need for deeper analysis thanks

mogging the angloids lmao

we're in that part of the year where australia has like 6 timezones

but that's not socialism, that's (literally like you just said) social democracy.

like an ethnic festival in here

but he's (seemingly) complaining about it
and i wanted to hear from him his thought process

exactly
social democracy is based and white, socialism is poor and tastes bad

>following someone else’s ideology
>not inventing your own
mental midget

stalking my amazon delivery driver

America cries out for functioning social safety nets

I don't think you get it lad

Saved. Are you the green men guy?

thats just the yanks

someone needs to make one of these for zoomers and their mobile phones

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