What's the historic - not just present day - power ranking? Who is more historically relevant, who did the most conquering, who got cucked the most, etc
>inb4 Finland and Iceland aren't scandi
What's the historic - not just present day - power ranking? Who is more historically relevant...
Easton Parker
Aaron Moore
Sweden was the strongest and had the most succesful, Denmark had a lot of chances but failed all the time.
Brandon Martinez
>inb4 Finland and Iceland aren't scandi
We aren't. We are nordic though
>inb4 pictures of deformed babies with the following text next to them
>finns
>nordic
Jacob Baker
Sweden in modern era.
Denmark before (but actually it included Sweden).
Finland was a memeland for most of its history and Iceland wasteland.
Jackson Diaz
back in the viking age norwegians and danes were the kangz, but then plauge destroyed what norwegian power there was and denmark insisted on suiciding by sweden
Isaac Hill
I took the time to learn Swedish, OP dear. that should tell you everything.
Nolan Baker
You are not Nordic, not by language, ethnicity, race, geography, culture nor behavior.
Oliver Myers
Ok, Nordic would be a better word. Let's go with that.
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Luke Nguyen
They're arrogant cunts, much like the lot of you.
Matthew Williams
this is all you need to know
Aiden Lewis
Sweden: conquerors
Danes: vikings
Norwegians: explorers
Finland: nokia
Hunter Turner
>geography
>culture
>behavior
Ayden Roberts
Scandis are just bunch of Finnish rapebabbies
Joshua Brooks
You are submissive
Nathan Hernandez
I don't think we were discussing russians.
Grayson Jones
We were
Aiden Ortiz
post eyes mongoloid
you are cephalic autist
you are a mongoloid subhuman
you are not white
you are not nordic
your cephalix index is >90
you are subhuman
please remove yourself
subhuman
regards
100% white nordic man
Adrian Morris
Yikes I thought finns wire nice
Aiden Ramirez
i am nice, but that swede is literally 100x worse than ikibey
he has shitted on this board for over a year
Ethan Baker
From the viking age until the start of the kalmar union we were relevant and conquered and settled stuff.
From 1397-1905 we played minor roles in unions.
Carter White
They are, in all of the things you mentioned
Jonathan Hill
Pretty much this. We weren't entirely irrelevant during Denmark-Norway but we mostly did what Copenhagen and the danish king told us to do.
BEFORE 1397 however, we had somewhat of a blast.
Chase Gonzalez
Sweden>Denmark>Norway>Finland>Iceland
Matthew Evans
Pretty much this.
If you want to be archaic:
Norway annexed Iceland in 1262 and Iceland remained Norwegian until the Kalmar union, where it technically still was Norwegian (but far more danified, as was Norway.)
Only in 1814 did Iceland become FULLY danish and lose the last bit of Norwegian influence.
Easton Roberts
They are all equally irrelevant
Isaiah Morris
based German queen
God save her indeed
Lucas Morales
Iceland > All
Icelanders were the Herrenvolk chieftains and warriors, bringing only the finest Celtic slaves.
The rest of Norsemen were the illiterate serfs cucked by the monarchy. That's why both Norse history and the Old gods (Norse mythology) only survived in Iceland, and why they will NEVER EVER match our power level.
Chase Bennett
don't tell the swedes that, they'll throw a fit like usual
Aaron Reed
love all swedes except one
love denmark
love norway
love iceland
hate one swede
simple as
Luis Barnes
If it weren’t for Swedes, everyone would view nords as bark-eating rednecks.
Swedes did all kinds of influential things at EVERY POINT in European history, even the goths who took Rome were from Sweden. Even the Geats from Beowulf were from Sweden.
The other nords didn’t do shit.
Lincoln Reyes
You were a "freestate" for what, 300 years? Then Norway (Gamli sáttmáli) and later Denmark cucked your ass. Don't make me laugh.
John Ward
Decent bait. I would've fallen for it a few months ago. Props!
Luke Wright
And that's a good thing or else we would be flooded with immig- ohhh... Guess we're not so irrelevant after all, fucking bong.
Lucas Martin
At least I don't speak D*nish with slightly different spelling
>PROTIP: You CANNOT match our power level
Robert Ortiz
Before you go on a pissing contest with the continentals and anglos, I would like to remind you of this verse from a norwegian poem...
>Lat no andre om Storleiken kivast,
>lat deim bragla med Rikdom og Hogd!
>Millom Kaksar eg litet kann trivast,
>millom Jamningar helst er eg nogd.
Andrew Scott
Based on random historical trivia I've accidentally stepped into on the Net:
Sweden > Denmark >> Norway >>> Finland >>>>>> Iceland
Robert Robinson
I love sweden
I hope sweden would love my cunt some day
Ayden Thompson
Eg skal fortelja deg om svik eg, Islending.
Eller har du kanskje gloymt korleis de skulda på Harald Hårfagre då dykk sveik Noreg og reiste over havet til ei forblåst vulkansk oy?
Vi har ikkje gloymt noko.
Christian Reyes
>the actual state of Norway
Chase Brown
Is it in nynorsk? I can't comprehend it.
Isaac Howard
b*Kmål is pseudo-danish, as you have pointed out several times already.
Nynorsk (and Högnorsk) is the real deal.
Brandon Wood
Can any nords share their favorite bark recipes?
Want to get in touch with my nordic heritage and eat tree bark like a TRVE NORD
Thanks bros
Ian Anderson
It's nynorsk, yes.
I'll translate to bokmål.
>La de andre om storheten krangle,
>La de kjempe om rikdom og "kjendisstatus" (relevanse)
>Mellom kakser trives jeg ikke,
>Mellom likemenn er jeg fornoyd!
Eli Butler
Not so fast, first you need to learn how to harvest it without killing the tree
Benjamin Miller
>TRVE
We don't use l*Tin in these parts anymore, wog. Beat it.
Henry Powell
Both must be banned and Icelandic taken up, a Norse renaissance!
Aaron King
I would unironically agree to this.
The east norse language users (Swedish and Danish) might disagree though.
Ian Harris
I'm not gonna argue with any continentals relevancy. I just want sweden to be one of the Nordics and that's it.
Xavier Sullivan
Wyatt Kelly
I don't think anyone is doubing that Sweden is nordic, lol. I know about the dane LARPing about denmark not being nordic on Jow Forums but that's about it.
Wyatt Phillips
>Norwegian: bork
>English: bark
At least Swedes have meatballs.
Justin Hernandez
Well I didn't mean it in that way. I want to be on par with the Nordics. That's what I meant. Relevancy doeant do anyone good.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Norway has S-M-A-L-A-H-O-V-E
Jaxon Jackson
Oh, that was what you meant. Good!
Janteloven is buried too deep in our assholes for us to ever stop using it as a guideline.
Oliver King
Finland has
W-H-I-T-E
B-E-A-R
P-U-P-P-E-R-S
(danes keep out)
Jordan Clark
>(danes keep out)
based
Zachary Reyes
Why do Danes like to shoot white animals?
Isaac Foster
Danes are butthurt cuz they only have pigs
Jackson Ortiz
because they're continental (brown) animals, full of jealousy
Matthew Clark
Why doesn't norway have any F1 drivers?
Lincoln Brown
Why doesn't Finland have any M-O-U-N-T-A-I-N-S and F-J-O-R-D-S?