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Life is pain and suffering

Hi,

My friend has been growing increasingly depressed and anxious over the last few weeks, to the point where he'll barely even get out of bed or go outside. He says he wants to see a doctor but doesn't feel like she can, it's harming his work performance and every other aspect of his life, is there anything I can or any services I can get in touch with to help him?

Thanks in advance

doing the captcha to report someone is too tiring

hello yes thats me.

for some reason I always confuse Michael Broderick and Kyle MacLachlan with each other

>indian
>rich
come on paji you know i love you but this isnt true

the problem with the middle class is that they're still too focused on being individualist, whereas if they really want to survive, they need to move to a more collectivist based system, and also have multigenerational households.
clearly the model of the latter half of the 20th century of "move out when you're young and buy a house and start a family" isn't working, and people need to accept this and deal with it in an appropriate fashion

rorke

In all honestly i never liked the series, i just remember that line from the vhs ratings that i watched a million times.
youtube.com/watch?v=S6Ug9wJff9g

can't remember if i took my long-acting insulin or not

>leftypol
doesn't exist. It's just a fake tool made by rorkepol to control any dissenting voices

I'm not apart of your society
I don't follow your rules and fads

actually there's a high chance that he is rich. only middle class/upper middle class people post here (for the most part)

thoughts on nurses using tinder?

based and britpilled

My family's economic status is a pendulum with T=9 years

>apart
why yes you are. quite far away in fact.

I want to be with a girl I find attractive, but there are no such girls in my social circles. One obvious (although politically incorrect) solution is to approach attractive girls in public places. In a respectful way, with a positive attitude and with elegance obviously.

I quickly realised I can't do it alone, but I feel I could if I was with a like-minded buddy seeking to do the same thing.

Anyone interested?

hmm never seen a brown knight before

All hollows eve soon

im interested

If a nurse uses inches instead of centimetres, she uses Tinder

t'lunch

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they hate me because I tell the truth

Leftypol is just a catch-all term for people on /brit/ who defend multiculturalism, Islam, Jews, socialism/communism, feminism, promiscuity, blacks, race mixing, the Chinese, censorship/imprisonment of right-wingers, homosexuality, antifa, the European Union

Sure mate, hit me up when you go

i would be but since im a bit of a ladies man i want compensating financially, in return you get to take advantage of my fanny magnet (ill attract the women, get them soggy and primed for doggy then pass them over to you)

>make an account on Christian dating website
>See amazing girl that hasn't been online for ages
>Send her message
>Stop going to website and forget about it
>10 months later
>Check the website
>She sent me a message wanting to connect 6 months ago
>Immediately send her a message and my contact details
>She comes online and reads message
>4 days later and nothing
Kill me

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What's that green shit?

you forgot the people who are sick of hearing about irrelevant politics and tell you to fuck off

theyre called vegetables

PUA master here, you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

good luck virgin

hmm I thought we were talking about the leftypol that was born on 8ch
My maternal side worked for the royals (but they were very light skinned too)

leftypol freak

>Leftypol is just a catch-all term for people on /brit/ who defend multiculturalism, Islam, Jews, socialism/communism, feminism, promiscuity, blacks, race mixing, the Chinese, censorship/imprisonment of right-wingers, homosexuality, antifa, the European Union

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Me? You can just call me a Celt

Mushy peas

mushy peas dumb yank

Can't find the lie

ever boil a big load of eggs before

this reminds me of the time a girl started talking to me on msn and i was nervous so i added my best friend to the conversation and she ended up falling for him instead
good stuff

Listening to sisters of mercy

might tell my counselor about Jow Forums/brit
this place triggers me to no end. it's bad for my health but i don't know what else to do

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*sniff* pwoah a bit oniony yeah

mushy peas do NOT belong anywhere NEAR fish and chips, I saw this as a northerner who loves gravy and curry sauce on chips

Check out these clades

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how about you tell her about my well endowed willy that shes more than welcome to come and sit on

there is one simple and glaringly obvious solution

good day to be based

and the mercy seat is waiting
and I think my head is burning

how will rorke ever recover?

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yeah

I work from home, so the GF is constantly using the "well you're at home all day, you do everything, i'm tired" excuse

Would it be wrong to rent a private office just to get her off my back?

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I'm not working

nah, not exclusively. just all left-wingers really. Same way any right-wingers are called Jow Forums even if they've never been on Jow Forums or called rorke even if they're not British Empire nostalgists, since even yanks and irish can be called rorke

What do you do?
What don't you do?

I like all 3 on my chips
and vinegar
and black pepper
it's basically chip soup but it's lovely

hahah oh dear rorke, oh dear indeed

donating to female twitch streamers again

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who the flippin heck is cooking onions. tis all i can smell.

love how people act so victimised on the internet

wish i had money to get them to say my name and call me handsome

this ones broken can somebody fix it?

rorke shock, rasheed rock

Think you should set clear rules and boundaries

Probably one of the best images on the internet

NEETs aren't just a human phenomenon

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keep in mind that your flag means any gimmick you adopt will stick with you forever

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You should rent a private office anyway because that sounds based having your own office

not trying a gimmick. its all i can smell.

The ignorant who have already passed judgement on the topic this essay covers have undoubtedly already thought this. Humans have a propensity to lie and tell people what they think they want to hear. This is especially true of women and the effeminate men who emulate them; both are consensus seeking creatures who crave the approval of the group above all else. This goes some way to explaining why women regardless of social standing indulge in vapid social pleasantries that men of substance have neither the time nor inclination for. They are anti-confrontational to the most sublime degree, but nevertheless, I digress.

never brushed my tongue before
do most people?

haha yeah it gets easily out of hand though lad

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The zoomer phenotype

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What do you think of Taiwan?

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shut up mark

get a tongue scraper, the first time you use it will blow your mind, so much shitty bacteria and crap on your tongue

would smash this cunts face in

oof, that's gotta sting

oh fuck off tarquin that's a year's wages
scum like you deserve to get robbed and stripped of your assets

im not dumb though

He used to be young wtf happened?

makes me retch sometimes

time passed by

pull your head in

>ywn comb a cute british boy's unkempt hair

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time

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ancient nonce gimmick

i have a pretty sensitive gag reflex, would it trigger that?