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I can teach you about the Danish
Levi Richardson
Nathaniel Diaz
Are Bornholmers any different from the rest of the Danes?
Andrew Rodriguez
They're the same but have a different dialect that allows them to pronounce Swedish sounds.
Danes can't say Sjutusensjuhundrasjutiosju, but bornholmers can.
David Garcia
The Danish are based, unlike sw*Des
Nolan Thomas
I've been quite a lot. They are pretty nice but there's something off with them. Otherwise, they are fairly similar except their dialect.
Asher Ortiz
Danes are more likely to contract HIV. Doesn't sound very based to me.
Brandon Nelson
No, we just speak slightly different.
We also eat our herring smoked as opposed to pickled.
Samuel Moore
shoo shushen shu shun dah shu shiao shu
Mason Rivera
Voi ei
John Lee
Danes like pigs. They produce 29 million pigs every year and 35 milion if you count all breeds.
Isaac Young
thoughts on Roskile Treaty?
Robert Cook
We should have gained Bornholm aswell
Sebastian Smith
you did but we kicked you out and killed your officer in charge of the island
we still have the cobblestone he bled out on kek
Gabriel Foster
fuck off mohammed
Landon Price
Wow, didn't know that. We should have invaded the island, but i guess it didn't hold that much value. How's life there btw?
>Everyone who says something I don't like is an arab
Gabriel Wilson
Why do swedes import millions of somalians each day?
Aaron Kelly
Just wait for the eventual second bloodbath.
Nolan Johnson
>How's life there btw?
slow and quiet
population is declining too so it's only getting slower
Ryder Carter
You wouldn't want the UN to take control over your country would you? You already lost so much.
Hudson Fisher
Sad, I'd move there if i knew danish, to be honest with you. I really like islands.
Brayden Peterson
don't you have many islands too? I would live on Gotland desu
Logan Ward
I want something lesser known. No one but Danes and Swedes know about Bornholm. It's even more irrelevant than Gotland, but still not a shithole.
My parents have a summer house on Gotland, and the place is filled with other Stockholmers. Its not that unique.
Matthew Richardson
>denmark and sweden are having a pissing contest again
just stop
William Ward
Why did you bump the thread, Truls?
Camden King
Jayden Carter
Why isn't Danish metal as brutal as that of other Scandinavian countries? Are they more just well-adjusted than Swedes, Finns, and Norwegians?
Carson Lewis
Why are they always so rude to us?
I think it's the fear of cultural annexation
Matthew Johnson
they're more normie in general, evidenced by the fact that their thread is the least active out of all the nordic generals on Jow Forums
Jaxson Wood
They are mad that Bismarck dissed them.
Michael Bailey
why do danes?
Luis Hill
we've already been culturally annexed by america
Nicholas Robinson
>norway in the front
Caleb Miller
Diaspora Dane here.
What do Danes think of Danish diaspora, especially those of us whose grandparents migrated to Canada post-war?
Also, what can you tell me about Danish Jews? I ask, because my ((((grandmother)))) is one.
Angel Miller
what % of females look like this?
also why couldn't they hold slesvig holstein
Caleb Gonzalez
literally don't think about them at all, the amount is so small, it's insignifcant, unlike norwegians/swedes. Same with jews, there are so few of them.
Jose Anderson
nobody looks like this, it's a cartoon, user.
If you are talking about colour palette, around 5-8% I'd guess, redheads are rare most places.
John Reyes
is skåneland as retarded as the rest of Denmark
Jaxon Jackson
shut up she's real i know she is
but yeah imo the strawberry blonde is master race of hair color.
Luke Gonzalez
I agree, strawberry blonde girls with bangs make me fall in love every time
Brayden Taylor
we're not your fucking child, shut your trap holger
norway was united in 872 AD by Harald Hårfagre
Jayden James
No
Eli Ortiz
The Hanseatic league was German.
James White
GLODENDE
Noah Cox
872
AD
MOTHERFUCKER
Jonathan Evans
waaaaaat?
we dont
Jaxson Parker
Why don't you?
Robert Butler
Fuck off Svensker
Zachary Powell
how do most danish houses look like? (on the inside)? how do the danes like to decorate them? what are some popular designs and furnishings?
Jacob Torres
Minimalistic clean Scandinavian design
Jysk, Ikea
Anthony Hill
Also mostly nice and warm in the winter. The houses over here have shit insulation in comparison.
Logan Jones
Your houses also smells like mold.
Jonathan Hall
white walls.
ikea and jysk furniture if they are poor
Classic Danish designer furniture if rich.
Mix of those two if they are middleclass
Logan Watson
i figured, any details or peculiarities about them that would let someone think "this is the house of a dane?"
idk in italy for example we put doilies on tables and everyone keeps wedding favors somewhere on a shelf?
Blake Morgan
If It smells like pig and there's a picture of a corpse in a dress and tiara, you're in a Danes home.
Angel Lee
personalizing one's house is not that common there?
Eli Jackson
You smell of surströmming
Angel Wilson
872CE, jew
Carson Gonzalez
>mfw theres another Bornholmer in here