I can teach you about the Danish

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Are Bornholmers any different from the rest of the Danes?

They're the same but have a different dialect that allows them to pronounce Swedish sounds.
Danes can't say Sjutusensjuhundrasjutiosju, but bornholmers can.

The Danish are based, unlike sw*Des

I've been quite a lot. They are pretty nice but there's something off with them. Otherwise, they are fairly similar except their dialect.

Danes are more likely to contract HIV. Doesn't sound very based to me.

No, we just speak slightly different.
We also eat our herring smoked as opposed to pickled.

shoo shushen shu shun dah shu shiao shu

Voi ei

Danes like pigs. They produce 29 million pigs every year and 35 milion if you count all breeds.

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thoughts on Roskile Treaty?

We should have gained Bornholm aswell

you did but we kicked you out and killed your officer in charge of the island
we still have the cobblestone he bled out on kek

fuck off mohammed

Wow, didn't know that. We should have invaded the island, but i guess it didn't hold that much value. How's life there btw?
>Everyone who says something I don't like is an arab

Why do swedes import millions of somalians each day?

Just wait for the eventual second bloodbath.

>How's life there btw?
slow and quiet
population is declining too so it's only getting slower

You wouldn't want the UN to take control over your country would you? You already lost so much.

Sad, I'd move there if i knew danish, to be honest with you. I really like islands.

don't you have many islands too? I would live on Gotland desu

I want something lesser known. No one but Danes and Swedes know about Bornholm. It's even more irrelevant than Gotland, but still not a shithole.
My parents have a summer house on Gotland, and the place is filled with other Stockholmers. Its not that unique.

>denmark and sweden are having a pissing contest again
just stop

Why did you bump the thread, Truls?

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Why isn't Danish metal as brutal as that of other Scandinavian countries? Are they more just well-adjusted than Swedes, Finns, and Norwegians?

Why are they always so rude to us?
I think it's the fear of cultural annexation

they're more normie in general, evidenced by the fact that their thread is the least active out of all the nordic generals on Jow Forums

They are mad that Bismarck dissed them.

why do danes?

we've already been culturally annexed by america

>norway in the front

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Diaspora Dane here.

What do Danes think of Danish diaspora, especially those of us whose grandparents migrated to Canada post-war?

Also, what can you tell me about Danish Jews? I ask, because my ((((grandmother)))) is one.

what % of females look like this?

also why couldn't they hold slesvig holstein

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literally don't think about them at all, the amount is so small, it's insignifcant, unlike norwegians/swedes. Same with jews, there are so few of them.

nobody looks like this, it's a cartoon, user.

If you are talking about colour palette, around 5-8% I'd guess, redheads are rare most places.

is skåneland as retarded as the rest of Denmark

shut up she's real i know she is

but yeah imo the strawberry blonde is master race of hair color.

I agree, strawberry blonde girls with bangs make me fall in love every time

we're not your fucking child, shut your trap holger
norway was united in 872 AD by Harald Hårfagre

No

The Hanseatic league was German.

GLODENDE

872
AD
MOTHERFUCKER

waaaaaat?
we dont

Why don't you?

Fuck off Svensker

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how do most danish houses look like? (on the inside)? how do the danes like to decorate them? what are some popular designs and furnishings?

Minimalistic clean Scandinavian design
Jysk, Ikea

Also mostly nice and warm in the winter. The houses over here have shit insulation in comparison.

Your houses also smells like mold.

white walls.
ikea and jysk furniture if they are poor
Classic Danish designer furniture if rich.
Mix of those two if they are middleclass

i figured, any details or peculiarities about them that would let someone think "this is the house of a dane?"
idk in italy for example we put doilies on tables and everyone keeps wedding favors somewhere on a shelf?

If It smells like pig and there's a picture of a corpse in a dress and tiara, you're in a Danes home.

personalizing one's house is not that common there?

You smell of surströmming

872CE, jew

>mfw theres another Bornholmer in here

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