Iceland

fuck you, Holger
best country on the planet

There are over 660 million trees in iceland

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>Expectation of women here from foreigners:
Hot, athletic, blond, slutty.
>Reality:
Fat, brown haired, slutty

Ngl, this was my exact experience. I was expecting 10/10 Aryan qts, straight out of Nazi propaganda posters. Instead, the vast majority of women were decidedly average. I mean, still better than British women, but that's hardly an achievement.

where are the trees

does your average girl there look like this?

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I wish
The only girls you'll find with tits that big, have a gut to match.
This girl has an unusually attractive face considering her proportions.

she is best girl desu

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Pretty sure she got too fat recently
Being deliciously thick is a delicate balance, and she tipped over the side.

She still has pretty face and no gut so she is thicc in my book

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You must have a different definition of "gut" than I do.

Iceland?
More like Inceland

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She didnt have protruding belly in any of her pics that I saw

Btw how do Icelanders view Czechs?

Glass houses

We don't really have one, because we don't really get any Czechs here.
Only think we get from you guys is the porn.

Might aswell ask you something that popped into my head now, since we don't get many Icelanders on Jow Forums.
Do you have any opinion on Gamli sáttmáli at all (Your 120 years under Norway)? Good? Bad?
Because I know that a hell of a lot of Norwegians have a LOT to say about our time with Denmark.

>Hot, athletic, blond, slutty.

should go to Eastern Finland for that.

Under Norway was pretty good, didn't change much, other than stop the civil war, so not bad.
Then everything went to shit when Denmark took over.

>civil war
Huh, interesting - Norway had just come out of a century of civil war when you came under our crown.

Other than that, great to hear that you like us more than the danes haha. Also great to not hear another joke about
>"norwegians are pseudo-danes hehe xd"
I'd really like to learn Icelandic for real one day, I feel like I'm doing myself a disservice by not learning the closest thing I can learn to our ancestral language.

post a photo of an average girl from Iceland

Better than hating us I guess.

My friend is working in Iceland and told me that you dislike Poles because there is so many of them there but Czechs are rare

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There's a lot of poles all over (north)western Europe.

Google Birna Brjánsdóttir, although sad what happened to her, she looks like an very average Icelandic girl

Yeah poles are shit
I was working with one this summer as a carpenter.
Violent asshole that has lived here for 12 years and still doesn't know how to speak Icelandic

Iceland is just a tourist trap meme shithole.
They have no right even existing.
The only good thing that ever came out of that country was Björk but even then she peaked decades ago.

Everybody with a working brain hates Poolish subhumans.

Finns are ugly as sin tho.

That's the girl who was murdered by that greenlander, right? Poor woman.
>american posting hours incoming
Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet? Maybe Tyrone LeShawn will be happy to do it.

Thats shame but then again Icelandic is hard as fuck. I want to visit Iceland next year and wanted to learn a bit and holy fuck. Also it sucks that its not even on duolingo

>murder

I thought Iceland was literally crime-free.

It was a Greenlander that committed the crime, and tried flee the country

no bully

but he said slutty and blonde, and that, finns are.

>icelandic is hard
>says the czech speaker

Rightful Irish territory
we were there first
some day we will take it back

But he also said hot

Iceland looks like such a cool place.
You're really lucky to live there. Don't let outsiders ruin it.

Don't worry, the increasing rent and housing costs will do that for us.
That will drive the foreigners away
Heck, it will even drive the locals away too.

>Heck, it will even drive the locals away too.

kek
aren't you guys pretty rich though?
Which is something I still don't understand desu. What are you guys doing that you have such high income?

> muh nord brotherhood
Seriously, Iceland is worthless as a country.
They live off of selling overpriced fish and tourist traps.
Everyday I empty cans of hairspray into the air and burn tires so global warming can come faster and finally melt them.

neat

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>aren't you guys pretty rich though?
Yeah, but the cost of living is comparatively high enough that you don't feel that way.

Íoslainn is Gaelic clay

>find Iceland employer
>work remotely in Portugal

problems fixeD!

We already have people of Celtic descent living here so you have no claim

If you can do that, not such a bad idea, even if they don't pay you as much as the locals.

Just hand it over Dúghall, Íoslainn was discovered by the Gael first

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Come at me Njáll
I'll break you off like my ancestors broke off your women

HYYYYYYYYYYAH

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how cold are winters there?
what's the lowest temperature you've experienced? (windchill included)

come to Norway and say that to my face, celtic sack of shit

We wuz celts too and I will move to Iceland. Deal with it

How does one even account for wind chill? I just remember one time during winter the wind was so strong I had to hide between parked cars because my legs felt like they were going to fall off

i heard iceland is running out of blond women
i can help with that

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DUNMAGLASS

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I will F-CK a n*rd woman and make her scream BRIAN BORÚMA MAC CENNÉTIG

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>How does one even account for wind chill?

I...
don't know. You should know you live in a cold country.

What part of Norway do you live in? I heard some places are more rainy than snowy in Norge

By the power of Óðinn, I will slay any chr*Stian ir*Shman before me!

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I was talking about Iceland, I've only started living in Norway recently but yeah you'd think I'd know about wind chill by now but I really don't.

Iceland is not cold, its like 10c in winter and 10c summer

Vaeric Vichernés worships Dagda and Danú, not weakling D*ne n*Rd ""gods"", that's why he moved to France to worship their proud CELTOID antecedents

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10 celsius?
that can't possibly be right given their latitude?
wtf?

oh, are you from Iceland?
Trondheim seems really cool, Tromso too. (I have no idea how to write the o with the slash)

I'd like to fuck Iceland too. Such a beautiful goddess of a land. Imma stick my dick right into her volcano pussy and make her erupt with pleasure.

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Ok

No, please don't ruin my christmas, mr. Grinch!

ÉG RÍF ÞIG Í BITA!

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Christmas is a time of stress and bad weather

Einkvan gong skal vi invadera Island, merk orda mine.

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Her, ta ein slurk. Eg spanderar.

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>Dansk ol
Eg har ikkje ord for kor skuffa eg er.

Skárra?

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Basert!
Kan elles rå til pic.

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>pilsner
Shit taste

LOL ! YOU FUCKING MORON ICELAND IS A LAND FULL OF ICE !!! THAT'S GREENLAND BECAUSE IT'S ALL GREEN!!! OMFG HOW RETARDED CAN YOU BE LMAO

Ok, kva med denne? Ein annan av favorittane mine.

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