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no mate thats her resting face

>/r
>voting in your own poll

mong

>/r
try it again

Did Jordy P give up on making Bible lecture videos? Didnt get very far through it did he

dont know how i would of gotten through my many NEET spells without being able to ogle schoolgirls

what you order

im as entitled to an opinion as you cunts are
strawpoll.me/16607387

do you live near a school or something

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The lads

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for me its merry

why am i sitting in the darkness like a fucking creature

sounds incredibly dull

>import loads of desert savages who are know for treating women like shit
>"oh my god why are schoolgirls being harassed how could this have happened"

for me it's ringwraiths
them boys hard af

>'celebrity' lad on the left was pictured kissing girl on the far right (who is his partner on Strictly Come Dancing) outside a club on his girlfriend (inset left) 's birthday

post-wall roasties BTFO once again

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An increasing number of people are beginning to suspect that I'm a homosexual, because I'm ostensibly attractive and socially well-adjusted, but am never in a relationship, dating anyone, or even showing interest in anyone.

Think I'm happy for them to think I'm a homo desu, at least that's a bit less embarrassing than the truth (that I'm cripplingly shy and am too scared to talk to women)

yeh haha get a fair shake of pavement traffic out the ol' windows

how is it possible to be that fat while eating out of dumpster bins
shocking

All diagonally striped ties made in Britain & the Commonwealth have stripes going from your left shoulder to your right hip.

Only military ties do the other way

Am and could have been a fantastic actor, but its a bit weird being an actor

why does smoking a fag make me feel weak-limbed and lazy

He can only he can only read for about three hours a day tbf

wonder what kind of delicious treats they found that night

Thinking about all of the virgins out there and laughing quietly to myself. It’s so easy to get pussy. There’s no excuse unless you’re literally deformed.

youtube.com/watch?v=k6K4j5UHZn0

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NOOOOOOOOOOO KEK
ALCOHOL THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE OF ALL DRUGS

Lads I'm in the Deer's Leap right now

Modi is defying US sanctions against Iran and Russia and trading with them in rupees instead of USD

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in love with maisie lads

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ahh no won't be clicking on that thank you very much

aren't you a virgin with a 3 inch dick lmfao

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>Thinking about all of the virgins out there and laughing quietly to myself. It’s so easy to get pussy. There’s no excuse unless you’re literally deformed.

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>in love with maisie lads
>cara.jpg
what the fuck are you doing

americans belong in the fucking zoo

twitter.com/_royalkayy/status/1048716476889350145

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Hahaha top comedy
Peter is dressed as Chris
Hahaha

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headed to McDonald's, anyone want anything?

have any of you lads got the eurostar before? x

frankly it does not look that good

but that's rosamund pike

just got back from having my tooth pulled lads
bloody well hurt it did

wow look at these intolerant white bigots

frankly would eat that right this instant

You know, I draw the line at groping and physical contact, but women can’t expect men to not ogle them or make suggestive comments. It’s biologically impossible for men not to want to fuck a hot teen of breeding age.

business idea: "strictly coma dancing" in which people in a coma are subjected to massive electric shocks to music

grooving out to the overture from lawrence of arabia

>hang on sweetheart let me just get the camera

SCOTTISH LADS

I need to take an oral exam on scottish life and culture and I could use some help from you guys, it would be really appreciated.

1. What are (in your opinion) the most interestig/funny/weird scottish traditions?
2. What are some interesting objects that I could easily get online so I have something to show about
3. Are there any well known phrases in Scots that have significant meaning to the scottish people?

Thanks for any help you can provide.

i even ogle my sister's bum

Is it absolute debauchery to start drinking beer at 1:00 PM?

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Getting the daily The Golden One
XOXO BOOM

I only get to do that when walking to toil

the niggerocity

wont even fucking ' that because he wants people to notice him

>ders snat awl ova da flawwa

Nice comeback, virgin freak.
Have you even kissed a girl before?

think you'll find its ten to 7 in the evening lad x

peng

mad how many normal people die doing marathons and half marathons
they are actually quite dangerous

look at this WYPIPO
WYPIPO are cancelled

that thing should be put in an asylum. why the fuck do they keep it in the house.

They must have slow metabolisms x

Excuse me?

under 301 club

heroin
heroin needle
"heroin"

got the bevvies in

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Me too, but in my defence my sister has a really nice arse

love using ancient gimmicks to weed out the newtwats

nug nugs

Family guy is moronic

Cara

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Exactly. It’s only natural to want to fuck your hot sister.

most definitely and fucked a few of them too.

which leaf are you? the chink or the 3" dick virgin? or are they the same person?

stop the presses: millennial celebrity reveals that they are a liberal!

youtu.be/hDZE3tk9GN0
youtu.be/hDZE3tk9GN0

not a fan of those spicy bois

remember the french lad who got a bollard up his arse

once yanked on a girls bra underwire and made her cry and bleed

failed 2 mcdonalds interview in my life

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Doesn't look great mate, too much white on the red

fuck off leaf, nobody likes your shithole country

grim video 2bh

How can I use my virgin freak status to my advantage??

niggers were a mistake

Wish it was Black Friday already so I can get myself a cheap PS4.