His country only borders one ocean or sea

>his country only borders one ocean or sea

AHAHAHAHA GOD MY SIDES

FUCKING SHORELETS

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Are there actually """countries"""" like that???

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haha that is soo funny omg i literally can't even

haha we're big boys too

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(you)

Seas don't count as oceans

delete

based and redpilled

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He meant oceans.
There are five (5) of them.
You touch one (1) of them.

>Americans are so fat they touch 2 oceans

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>>his country only borders one ocean or sea
>one ocean or sea
>or sea

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In all seriousness I think only some /mena/ countries fit the bill

You could call that little space between you and the islands the “Falklands Channel”

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Does Britain actually border the Atlantic? Or just NI?

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Yes.

seas are just oceanlets

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>he doesnt border every single ocean

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>mfw

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>Atlantic
>Arctic
>Pacific

3

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>his country has a border with G*rmany
Save us.

not sure you deserve to be saved
elect wilders and we'll talk

Man you aren't any less autistic when we are.

This, when will oceanlet learn ?

Quintessental dumb mutt post

>hating on bromany
why?

Is there anything more cucked than pretending all those colonies are parts of France?

Could it be because they tried eradicating your country not too long ago?

why are you so angry

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>his country doesn't have his own gulf
no way

we literally never tried that you stupid retard
>le Hitler wanted to murder anyone who wasn't blued eyed and blond xD
read a book

water under the bridge man
no sense in staying mad about things like that

lmao germany did not try to eradicate the dutch, they'd be probably the last country to get 'schwitzed

>interprets post literally
>german flag

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stop

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we never planned to eradicate the Dutch state or people
we occupied them in WW2 for strategic reasons, occupation in the Netherlands was one of the least harsh in all of German-occupied Europe

Unlike British overseas dependencies (and American overseas territories, for that matter), French overseas areas elect members to the national legislature.