Be Belgian

>be Belgian.
>be literal buffer state.
>have almost no national identity outside of sports.
>criticize Americans for not having culture.

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they still have culture you stupid mutt, just not a "Belgian" one, but a Flemish/Dutch or Walloon/French instead

>be american
>be literal burger state
>have almost no national identity and too fat to play sports
>criticize Belgians for not having culture

>be Belgian.
>call yourself Flemish/Dutch.
>criticize Americans for saying they're Irish.

Flemish speak Dutch and are Dutch
Wallons speak French and are French
Americans speak English and are mutts

kys

>be dutch
>be aquatic state
>have a country that is slowly but surely being swallowed into Davy Jones locker
>criticize American culture for being 'shallow'

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I laughed

>sports
which sports?

no belgian calls themselves dutch, trust me.

"no"

>implying we won't become waterworld

>t. cultureless mutt

>t. triggered Flems

what do you even know about belgians you nonce?

nigga OP (not sure if that's you) made this thread because he was mad about belgians supposedly criticizing americans for not having culture. If anyone's triggered it's him

>literal buffer state.
>committed Congo genocide.
>BTFO by the Kaiser.
>BTFO by Hitler.
>leads the EU for some reason.
>Sinking into ocean.
>Inspector Poirot is from there.

> Be American
> Get shot

>have guns
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Best beer in the world. They don't need anything more.

and chocolate too

Real talk do Europeans ever have an argument that isn't "muh culture" or yelling "mutt" constantly

does anyone on this board ever have an argument?
All we're doing is yelling about how our countries are better than other countries for no reason.

Didn't you guys invent techno?

I think of beer and waffles when I see a Belgian flag. Don't sound bad to me.