/brit/

>Had $400 in $50 notes hidden in room.
>Check money & now only have $100
Parents saying they didn't take it. Ha

*allegorically smashes your fucking brains across the fucking street*

fuck yourself

Is the price of bitcoin going to go up anytime soon

I want to die in my sleep. Please grant me this wish tonight.

>tee hee im depressed btw ;) x
grow up

No one buys battycoin anymore

cheer up lads

t.

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susanna reid looks fucking hot today

youtu.be/A7PZPMDIuuw

I can't. I've been cursed with autism.

Why do anglos hate anime?

'''Depression''' was invented by Eli Lilly to sell you Prozac

Can you hear the losers sing?

How come Democrats seem to do worse at midterm elections?

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help me bob i'm bully in the alley

I just don't watch cartoons.

WAY HEY BULLY IN THE ALLEY
SALLY IS A GIRL
IN SHINBONE ALLEY

Younger voting base, less reliable voters

>Prozac
40mg of this for me daily.

youtu.be/oyAYIgceviI

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Why? Are you a boomer-oji-san?

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>Prozac
20mg for me

got mistaken for hideki tojo in yo sushi

archive.org/details/UmmatiQadLahaFajrunMyUmmahDawnHasAppearedNasheedYouTube1080p

Soda is the cigarette of the modern age

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What's "soda"?

OI IS DAT A CARTOON?
DO YOU HAVE A CARTOON LOICENSE?!

>soda
>midterms
>democrats
>prozac
FOY FOY FOY

Lads my St George visa debt card arrived today. Now what to buy. Hmm

I take the brand name version of fluoxetine

The biggest mistake anyone ever made in their life
was underestimating me and what i am capable of

OI WOT ABOUT DA TORIES AND THE TROLLIES?!
WOT ABOUT THE JOLLY FIZZLEBOMBS?

what are you capable of then
being really mean on Jow Forums?

im sure everyone in the uk says fluoxetine instead of prozac. they're not capitalist pharma slaves like us!! they KNOW the generic!

How much of the Bible is just stories and shit and how much of it is actually the creator of the universe telling us, his creation, what in the fuck we're supposed to do?

That's one way to put it I guess.

scary stuff, schizoleaf

>im sure everyone in the uk says fluoxetine instead of prozac.

Correct.

I just assraped that dude
get a grip crackhead
go do another line of heroin

gamergate was my political awakening

just not true though is it

Need benzos stat

My question for everyone who says what God wants us to do, why didn't God just program it into our brains from the start. Clearly if someone created us, they created us to kill, eat, fuck, and sleep.

see the way you're saying this it was meant to be cheeky and belittling
but to myself and most people reading it holds the opposite connotation

The fluoxetine. This will kill your libedo for sure & even possibly make you even more suicidal.

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Just taken my daily C17H18F3NO to help with my depression

It's a yanky drug for yanky people now FOY back to >>>/cum/

>harassing a software developer got me into politics
hello vf

dox me then if you're so hard

Religion doesn't even make sense. If something created us, why the fuck would it need us to do anything? Like if I build a table, what can I expect it to do other than exactly what I built it to do, which it will do, because I built it that way.

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I started my new job yesterday, travelling there now

Gone with a more female/dyke look today

May consider begging for my old job back, can't handle being in this type of environmental

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lmao whenever the media calls any criticism of George Soros an "anti-Semitic conspiracy theory". Soros could literally murder a guy and if someone said "that's bad" the media would call that criticism antisemitism

besides, the main thing about Soros' dirty antics is that he's a crooked billionaire pulling the strings behind a lot of lefty movement, not that he happens to be Jewish

Siri, search google for "virgin, New Zealand, Freak"

The God of the Bible just sounds like an asshole. No real God would be anything like that. He's just a grumpy old prick.

Why would anyone pay for "lewds" of a girl on the internet? Can ANYONE explain this to me?

Why would anyone do this? Are they THAT lonely?

This post is advertising or begging.

Yes, it is.

>are people lonely
yes

kek
porntrex.com/video/494974/teen-latina-julz-gotti-gets-abused-brutally

Had the daydream where I'm the only person on Earth again and go travelling through empty Europe

I'm on 10%and don't have charger at moment.
Gn /brit/

I just want to like anime about giant fighting robots and sword battles

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when's the best time to go into town avoiding the wagies?
the sooner the better

>why didn't God just program it into our brains from the start.

Because he's s fictional character.

Mine are purple and green, kind of funny.

Loneliness was invented by GlaxoSmithKline to sell you prescription drugs

Switch to low battery mode lad.

Good night
Sleep tight
When you awake it will be warm and bright
So good night
Sleep tight
You'll be alright

Yeah but thats next level sad and pathetic

Die NEET filth, die

Fuck off shitmeat.

According to mathematics the Earth's existence is statistically impossible without a creator, but just go ahead and keep enabling whores VF

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not so different from many posters here

I only managed to get 4 hours sleep, too anxious about starting the new job. In order to get a few more minutes I opted out of showering. My shirt was ironed yesterday so there were no mishaps like last time, no unironed shirt, remembered to brush my teeth, moisturise, apply chap-stick and wear deodorant. On the way to the building I listened to Iron Maiden and arrived a few minutes late, this didn’t appear to be an issue at all as I wasn’t the only one however I did appear to be one of only a couple to be wearing “business dress” as instructed. This left me in a sour mood for the first half of the day but at least I can bust out the plaid shirts and slim fit jeans sooner than expected (graphic tees appear to be a hard “no”).

Haven’t even really started the training yet, just intros and generic stuff like an accountability ladder.

There were 14 other people in my training group – 3 white females, 3 white males, 2 probably black/white mixed race, 1 black female, 1 paki female and 4 paki males. So a pretty even split. Over the day I learned the difference between my current working environment and my previous one. At the old call centre, everyone was well spoken and thoroughly nice, never said anything close to offensive. Very soft and babied you. They people there were also cool and cultured.

Hmm post pic.

>GOD
>$2,500 PER MONTH
>\(ω)/ YOU (*≧ω≦*) ARE ~('▽^人) THE ヽ(>∀You are my god, I couldn't possibly ever thank you enough.

LOL but muh gawd!

If God exists, he's definitely a mortal and all of this is a sophisticated computer simulation.

whatever you do, don't take the jew pills, unless you're actually schizo

At the new call centre, almost everyone is a bit rough and common.

During the team-working exercises I formed a small friend group with 2 paki males, a white male and one of the mixed race guys. They were mean to me, bantered me about my long hair, asked about my hobbies and quizzed my lack of facial hair, was told I looked like a mannequin because they’d never seen anyone without even a trace of a beard. People would never have spoken to me like this at the old call centre. Some of the jokes were funny and I laughed along, also liked being the centre of attention but it was excessive, these guys were overly intrigued by me.

For some reason they found it amusing that I spoke with my hands and went for a walk during lunch (my anxiety prevented me from buying lunch). An unintentional compliment came when I was told that I spoke quietly and softly, I was compared to a woman. When asked about my interests, I said “anime” after being pressured, the paki was accusing me of doing nothing in an aggressive/demeaning way. They all then laughed BEFORE asking “what’s anime?”. They mocked me for not knowing regions of my town, I didn’t see why this was a big deal either, I don’t care about the crappy areas they live in and would avoid those parts.

10-11am
they'll all be havin a fag and chatting about xfactor

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They were also surprised when I revealed my age – one said he would have guessed I was 15 and another that I was young enough for this to be my first job. Most of the guys seem to be in their early 20s. Whenever I ignored one of the pakis invasive questions, he’ll peck at me and say “you didn’t answer my question”, so fucking rude, how does he have so little in the manners department? The white guy was at least funny when he mocked me. It’s a shame I was so bombarded with questions I missed the opportunity to reply when he brought up mosque.

There are a couple of guys I haven’t interacted with yet but they’re well spoken so I should have a different experience with them if I ever do. However, I kinda find of them to be annoying.

Got handed a book where we list one song to put on a playlist, I went with Wickerman (Iron Maiden).

Travelling to this gig is cheaper but takes slightly longer.

Ate a burger meal when I got home since I skipped lunch.

>misogynist
are they crazy?
without you we wouldn't have this would we

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cosmosmagazine.com/physics/physicists-find-we-re-not-living-in-a-computer-simulation
kek.
it's like atheists are the least scientific people on the planet.