Just cashed out, about to order a Rolex DeepSea Special, will it help me get grills to let me do some deep sea exploration of my own?
>pic related
Just cashed out, about to order a Rolex DeepSea Special...
Lucas Ramirez
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Jason Perry
You know a current DeapSea Diver has a better WR than that?
Brody Ortiz
have fun banging that into every doorway and countertop you ever meet
Alexander Barnes
No. You're a fucking moron. Watches are a jew scam, a shitty waste of money that produces no return on your investment. If you think you need that to get a roastie, you're such a loser that it won't help at all. You should really kys, now. Livestream it and post a link so we can laugh at you.
Ayden Johnson
except some do appreciate in value retard
Nathan Hill
>Rolex
>not getting a rare Patek Phillippe
>not buying a nice suit, treating yourself to a good meal, buying a first class ticket to lamb land 2018 and booking a first class ticket to Las Vegas and gamble your way to 9 digits
OP is a nigger
Zachary Johnson
Christian Miller
Checked.
Carter Robinson
do you post in every single goddamned watch thread
nice watch tho
Camden Campbell
>rolex
>not vacheron constantin
Michael Parker
My watch. Just 200 Euro's and looking ten times better then those posh and ugly rolexes.
Alexander Bailey
Congrats James Cameron.
See you at the bottom of the Marianas
Parker Smith
but it's cheap
Justin Howard
looks like a comfy pool. Did crypto get you there. Do you feel fulfilled.
Brandon Gutierrez
no, it might help you get dudes though
Ryan Rodriguez
Oh and BTW nobody ever notices your expensive watches, unless another dude who's into watches.
Juan Rogers
How much BTC do I need for a watch like this?
Isaiah Brooks
ITT; Fucking retards buying expensive watches that cost 5$ to make. Good job mongols, keep buying shit you don't need to impress other people. You're still a fucking loser tho. True alpha doesnt need to buy expensive shit to get validation from other people
Austin Foster
get a designer watch like versace of hilfiger if you want chicks
Matthew Turner
>t. Buttblasted poorfag who can't afford nice things
Couldn't hear you over the sound of my appreciating asset making me more money
>true Alpha doesn't need to buy expensive shit to get validation from other people
Sounds pretty BETA to me family
Thomas Edwards
Your buttanger is delicious. I am savouring reading and re-reading it
Hunter Morales
I gotta get me a monero sombrero like that desu senpai
Jack Wood
Just shows it to my girlfriend and her group and friends without telling them it was a Rolex and they all said “ looks childish” my girlfriend was looking a bit angry at me like I was embarrassing her and I had to tell her a friend wanted to buy it and nod and agree it was dumb, then I told em it was a Rolex and they said “what a waste”
There u go user, just buy a regular Rolex like submariner or something, if you have a shit car and shit clothes no watch will bring you pussy, clothes come first, any mid tier watch will look better than a Rolex with appropriate clothes, after clothes comes ride, car is the biggest whore magnet then watch.
Ofc before all this don’t be fat or look gross, fix ur god damn beard if u have one and get a good haircut.
If you’re too poor to afford nice clothes and a nice car then a watch won’t change shit, I would gamble that money in the cryptoworld instead desu.
Jonathan Fisher
maybe poor chics
Dylan Taylor
Hand finished. $5 to make. Lol.
Ian Flores
Here my beaty
Daniel Foster
MASHED TATERS AND GELATIN
fucking white people, man, holy shit
Oliver Thompson
No.You would be more of a man wearing a Casio than a "designer watch"
Cameron Thompson
No Op.. don't buy this get some nice clothes, a gym membership and a good cologne...
Landon Powell
At least if you ever get a paper cut from counting all your money that tourniquet will stop any bleeding. Too bad you can't put it around your heart to stop the bleeding loneliness tho.
Lincoln Collins
I am actually amazed at how poor Jow Forumss understanding of sarcasm is, the watch in OP was made as a publicity stunt. Why on earth would anyone wear it, I started this thread as a joke making fun of people who just made a bit of money then decide to get a Rolex. Is it not obvious? If I did get a Rolex, it'd be a DateJust, for what it's worth.
Daniel Russell
>casio master race