/brit/ - 中国 based edition
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when will china be first world?
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Why do women despise my presence
because you're not chinese
what happened to all the cheadle posters? used to be loads.
Source? Genuinely fascinating if true. Can't say I am able to notice it in myself.
Chinese are filthy freaks here
had a homemade chicken curry with rice for tea
the gf
Business idea: dating app for gay Sikhs: Gurinder
Girl i'm talking too has braces
AND before you call me a nonce. She's 18
off to see my therapist lads
ta x
the nespresso machine has started to produce excess crema
take your seroquel
lol
are you actually stupid?
you do realise to disprove this you can just groan "aaaaaaaaaaah" for 5 minutes and think in your head
very VERY based edition
Mao Zedong man here
your gf is a slut
genuinely want her stoned to death
anime
might go to the sikh temple for a free curry
dont get it
>tea
Poortherners out
Do they really?
fairy
By definition it can't be.
ooh la di da a homemade chicken curry aren't we fancy
ooh la di da a nespresso machine aren't we fancy
*taps dome piece*
I know a thing or two
about a thing or two
I think he's referring to subvocalisation (which is what a lot of people do when reading)
yeah
the best kind of gf
The gf
Take away a northeners coal and watch how it withers away
Having egg curry with rice
very conflicting posts
I’m a proud son of Ulster
a slut for me but not for thee
Boomer rave stories are incredibly fucking boring
Honestly doubt raves back then were actually any better
skag and tinfoil special
Grindr
or do the kids just smoke medical grade fent now?
that's what my buddy's ex did
kid was born an addict
Hey Paddy!
You're right my dude. Was confused by that news that they invented a device that could read in people's mind by looking at their throat nowiknow.com
See there is some truth to it you execrable piece of shit.
>Miss Iraq flees country over threats amid spate of murders of high-profile women
will noone stop the incel menace?
antes e depois
yeah I know you do skag hooker
your eyes are literal pinholes
maybe dont take selfies on the fucking nod
can hear the landlord talking to a neighbour
suspect they may be discussing the nasty odors of booze, cigs, old dirty dishes, probably bo, and so on that are emanating from my flat
or maybe I'm being paranoid
one thing is for sure
I shall not be opening that door if someone knocks on it
I'm living the dream (literally)
>at my new workplace I've established that I'm an Iron Maiden/metal fan
>no one else there likes metal and so they all think it's really unique and I'm interesting
>I listed bands I like, another guy later just assumed Iron Maiden were my favourite band (just like the quirky guy)
>I've also gotten several laughs - people laughing at me, such as when I fistbumped a guy he remarked how I didn't tense up
>also I overeactied to getting a quiz question wrong (threw my notebook on the floor and shouted "fuck"
>the training person said "likes Iron Maiden and attacks notebooks, not so mr innocent afterall" - if they only knew
there was another crack about my gender - they think it's insulting
she looks jewish
>egg curry
Christ wouldn’t want to live on the street where you’re shitting
motherfucker I ain't TALKIN to you or about your SHIT
get your fucking head out of your ass
when i talk to you, you'll know it, alright?
fuck off
What job did you get Moni
what happens to these people
It might be necessary for people to start providing proof of sexual activity. Adult virgins/celibates can then be placed in interment camps. Religious freaks can go to monasteries or other cult establishments where mixing with people is impossible.
>only two white guys are work
>talk to one of them
>he has a neck tattoo
>he doesn't listen to metal (also thought Iron maiden were rock music)
>he listens to UK GRIME
R.I.P. White people
fucking state of these people
Love when the paki man puts a hard boiled egg in a biryani
Have you told them you plan to commit suicide?
grime is working class music
Call centre, 3 weeks training so free money while I decide if I want to keep the gig
well done moni, you GO girl! xx
do NOT bully moni
*walks into the sikh temple*
oi pedro giz a fackin sweet an sahhhh chicken wi' special fried rice
PRONTO
*makes the go faster hand gesture*
>not so mr innocent afterall
>mr
Can only imagine the absolute Awkwardness in the room after those words were pronounced
the music was a lot better
you know I think poley might actually be autistic
Would you shag Moni's after he/she fully transitions?
??????
Grime is for pakis and blacks
Not planning
Thanks
Baby fingerer in a Paki rape gang.
What made that register finally
phwoaaaaaar
i need to nonce this nymph
I wonder what the price point is?
probably not that bad
No. No, I would not.
mad how much meditation eases my anxiety, 15 minutes of meditation and i dont' feel anxious or bite my cheek at all
girls from all girls schools go mad on the cock carousel soon as they reach third level
Just had a peng wank
why is he walking towards the camera
high peng 2
you're gay if you wouldn't now tbf, she's sexy
Tired of people complaining about "anxiety" constantly
the decadence of the people in these countries fucking kills me
a certain amount of anxiety is normal. like, when you drive down the road at night and see a cat's eyes illuminate in your head lamps. you're supposed to shit.
anxiety is a defense mechanism.
Being attracted to women over 20 is cope
i despise how society favours single mothers
>anxiety
lmao
>nowiknow
ah yes, known for its true reporting!
To better batter you and your aul one, you goof
need a british asian gf with a name like priya or resh or preeti
etc
climage change does not exist simple as
yeah but you're not supposed to be anxious when you're sat posting on the 'chon or doing daily tasks like I am
you're not american
How do fuck up in this day and age and have a child without intending to?
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be honest, this gives you nostalgia
Neither do fish, right?
can't fret the bret