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While the British Empire seemed to have died in the 20th century, it was reborn in the 21st century, though known now commonly as the Eastern British Empire, the Pacific British Empire, or the Brucentine Empire.

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Corr think that might be my uncle

Look at those eyes, dead inside.

How do i know if im hard enough for the Royal Marines?

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want to join the french foreign legion

Love mussolini me

come round mine we'll play knuckles we'll see whos hard

Nah I live in Billings, Montana bro

wahey Bozeman here

Full of people whose entire outlook on life is based upon the toxic shite they read on Jow Forums.

Says a lot when the most mentally stable and content person who frequents here is a tranny paki lmao

It's still difficult to get into.

referenced this film in my english a-level exam

Is that sicily

How do you know if you are hard enough?

regardless of where you live are you the character commonly known as schizoleaf

Me?
Im Italian American

1950s: Racist American teens protest against the integration of black students into schools.

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Its lit

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EVERYBODY GET UP

SING IT

1 2 3 4

5IVE WILL MAKE YOU GET DOWN NOW

very earthy thread this

>Front door opens right into living room

Fucking grim

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>Me?
>Im Italian American

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grim how anxiety and severe mental problems make some things feel much differently
looked at photos of my high school or previous workplace and they look completely normal yet in my mind they're basically the seventh floor of hell along with the people there and if i went anywhere near them my heart would start beating morbidly fast, same applies to tons of other places ive been in for even few hours
anyone else knows this feel? basically getting a terrible sense of awe from otherwise insignificant things or refular humans

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Need these lads back in action

pfm

POST SCHOOL DISCO CHOONS

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Hmmm....
Or maybe the real schizo leaf is deceased and I'm someone that was commissioned to take over the role?
You never see any new photos of him...just the same ones that have been circulating for months. My god...

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>hell
you set off the runt from the last thread.

someone post some psychedelic rock music that will make me feel like i'm tripping balls
something fucking surreal

Where do you think you are?
The only place im happy is my room

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>boomers

they probably are already

what grade did you get?

NOW YOU'RE GONE
I REALISE MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS STRONG

Don’t make demands of me

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Don't worry incels, there's no such thing as virginity.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=FbWJVult-9M

don't make music like this anymore

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My dreams are unreachable..
i'm not asking for a million dollars
I think all i'm itching for
is to be happy whether rich or poor
and it's true that having such an ambitious goal
to achieve can be a miserable task
for a guy that only got kissed by a bitching whore
under the mistletoe once.

I'm not a virgin though
I've paid to visit whorehouses
What's an hundred and fifty euros
to empty these little balls dry?
Well, it's a freaking joke
couldn't even get an orgasm
thinking of all the dicks this whore had
taken in these holes right before mine

any similar experiences?

a family of culture moved in over the road two months ago already had the police there 3 times now they have just had all their windows smashed

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I believe it was A

Was in a gp clinic today and there was one eastern european in the room (you could tell) and his name was shown on the screens but he didn't move, then a man said "whats he waiting for an interpreter" then people started laughing aha
The doctor eventually came out and called the name out then he went

there are no female incels

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you reckon you will ever do heroin?

I think I will at some point, likely in the next 4 or 5 years. Also I would likely take crack if it came up. hopefully I will die doing these things

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let it go mate
we get it, you don't like people being recommended books

Cunts like this are just making it fucking awkward. Feel bad for Gen Z plebians.

>herion
Outside of meth that's the worse drug you can get addicted to

well done

Exercise is basically dealing with a hangover first then feeling the high.

nah

adult illiteracy is pretty sad when you think about it

no because apparently if you do it even if you dont become addicted the memory of how nice it is is lodged in your brain forever and you will always be tempted to do it again
too dangerous to risk it

How come the untermensch phenotype is so prevalent amongst anglos?

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>still being this arseblasted at being exposed an underage gimpoid.
oh dear, he really should take his own advice

>Magdalene
Once a whore always a whore.

People take heroin in hospital all the time and have no desire to do it again.

If love is the key
then i'm locked in this shit
though I could open the door with a kick
and be gone in a minute
i'll first jerk myself off in the suite
and cum in the tip cup

I tried it and I didn't like it

they say that about all drugs, it's just a scare tactic

that said, I find it genuinely impossible to have a drink without immediately thinking "I could go for a line right now"

deffo will try it when im pensioner age

Nah. Where am I ever going to meet someone selling heroin?

poon*igger
i know youve all been thinking it but its time someone had the bollocks to stand up and fuckin say it

haha look out schizoleaf
looks like there's a new schizo in town

Haha when your breathing is already impaired?

>why yes I do listen to the smiths

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must be mad, like when you go on holiday and don't know what anything is cos you can't read their language

but in your home country, must be shit

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these days you get thrown in jail for calling someone a poo coloured coon

>he's still absolutely seething
fucking hell (that doesn't exist)

watching old clips of the media sucking off obama while he was president

brittle little fingers typed this

*blocks your path*

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speaking of which
did that guy who has an allergic reaction to balsamic vinegar ever get sorted?

Reading is for fags.

i'm literally a virgin

Why do Englishmen think that if your not doing something the correct or approved way then your stupid or ignorant?

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better than sex

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Stupid ignorant fool.

Friends and colleagues are getting increasingly suspicious about how a high-achieving and ostensibly attractive bloke like myself has literally never had a gf, never dates, and never shows any interest in women. Current theory is that I'm a homosexual and like to keep that private. Happy for that rumour to go around for now desu because at least then people think I'm getting some, but I'm a little bit worried that the next rumour will be that I'm a nonce

Standard case of group think init.

because that is the definition of stupidity

I've done tons of Oxy and Hydro which is close enough. Good god is that the shit.
Wouldn't be opposed to a cheeky line bu I could never stick a spike in my arm. I know I'd never make it back.

>streamable.com/u6h16

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>still posting
>now unable to directly quote the person he's replying to
it's like you can't make eye contact
really sad mate
just stop now, yeah?

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Has there ever been a more disappointing POTUS in post-war history?

because we're smarter than you