/smg/ - Stock Market General

Talk about politics instead of stocks again Edition

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> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

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Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
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/smg/ autistic podcast:
youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw?&ab_channel=ComfyChan

Basic rundown on Options:
youtu.be/TBAQtjyqNHw
youtu.be/SuTTzfa4ePE

PREV:

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First for talking about storm chasing

Based KO

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North Korea hype! DRUS!

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one day ill make it to the fields

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whats some other ST drone memes i can shill on?
probably a lot of people looking for defense memes today.

DRUS
R
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You know who the real Hitler was? Stalin.

I would rather speak about politics here than have edgy nerds shout about da Jews every two minutes and blame them for their incel lives

I’ll see you there brother

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$DRUS volume coming in boys

>believing the false flags

Just saw 3 different articles claiming the Dow Jones could hit 25,000 by 2030, so I'm shorting the fuck out of the DJIA and the S&P

I don't see how this is different than the political discourse found on this Malaysian finger box fan forum

LOL

>mfw nothing happens

official DRUS party thread?

indeed

>believing in the actual jews
>not believing in the metaphorical jews

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Will this discussion be in the podcast?

Venison "tater tot" casserole. Gotta wait a bit for it to cool off before I dig in.

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No better feeling than waking up to 100+ dollars in dividends.

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Looks like burnt vomit

Yes. Get ready for some blackpills tomorrow

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not sure why we're all on DRUS all of a sudden but i'm on it

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what an insane bullrun on Gold and silver! Commies won today!

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Silver is very very very undervalued.

LOL
Keepp telling yourself that
shits worth literal pennies

I've made up my mind after extensive research into the chart.. i'm holding DRUS to .1234

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The silver market is more manipulate than gold. Fun fact of the day: gold spot price dropped by $600/oz the day of the Boston marathon bombing.

absolutely BULLISH

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Yeah every small spec says those exact words
What if I told you its overvalued worthless garbage and you are lucky the banks give you a range to trade?

according to my market research, silver is going to $50 per ounce.

I don’t trade silver. Just hold some physical for muh diversification.

who cares why would I want to own something like silver?

same here.. i mainly hold it and keep it with my go bag just incase shtf also some gold

The only oil stock I have that isn't getting memed right now is NOG, which I bought mostly because the symbol was funny

Sell all of it for foreign bonds, at least they pay you dividends

Good taste crew, reporting in

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I think I might buy some more

thx bby, that's exactly what I was going for

its shiny.

Its a mother fucking greenday boys

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whats drone memes i can shill on ST?
i remember UAVS

>checks timestamp dubs
.2222 is my target i guess.

its really nice for flutes/clarinets and trumpets etc. very resonant metal. tons of harmonics. at the very least it has use in the construction of high quality instruments. not worth pennies

Remember when vast wars abroad couldn't waged without risking bad PR in the form of dead soldiers and expensive ground combat?

Remember no more! LONG $DRUS

>its used for ect ect
Theres an infinite amount around the solar system and in the earths mantle
Why not make Copper 1300 an ounce? Its good for wires!

Fuck metal

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We've been using drones to kill sandpeople for like 20 years now though...

DRUS

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Copper isn't as shiny stupid.

copper instruments would sound like shit. atleast use brass or something with actual harmonics in it

and now im invested in this age old american pastime. truly the replacement to baseball

What do I do with my MU?

>Copper isnt shin_

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take profits

you know what brass is made out of, right?

Sell half.

Meme it, pump it, and dump it.

Shhhhhhh don’t tell him

You realize you can polish just about any metal to shine, right?

Just bought moar $drus

this fucking AMD pump... i'm getting fucking tired of this bullshit

i'm just here for the ride, someone needs to slap the ask next week

I'm not in your party, I'm short EWZ because the trucking strike in Brazil is going to crash their fucken market.

don't be a faggot.. buy some DRUS

Looks good

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Based.
Look how much money is spent on the Israel lobby. Look at all the free trips to Israel given to journalists and young college political groups on both sides of the political spectrum. It's not Jews in general by no means.
Objectively speaking, these two points alone should be very concerning for Americans since it targets both current politicians and they are actively trying to influence the future leaders of America. Of course, with the billions we give them every year they're spend our own taxpayer dollars to indoctrinate them. That's the silver lining.
tl;dr
>There are people and countries who are gaming our system. Look at the rigging of international currencies back in 2015 for an example

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thats what i mean
you cant use just regular copper
it would sound terrible. needs to be at least an alloy. copper by itself is only useful for its conductivity

I'm not buying that shit, but I hope it goes to 10 cents.

PEP unbreachable support at 100

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Take the copper and coat it in a thin thin layer of gold, then sell it as pure gold to dump people. Easy way to get huge gains from your copper.

why not just buy a few hundred bucks worth? the float is tiny and still has QB status after dropping a good amount and has good industry for the future

This is what Metal bagholders actually beloieve folks

I only trade from a list of like 20 memes, and that's not on it.

if big 5 isnt MID TEENS by the end of june, will you delete your account?

my account?

yes your Jow Forums account

I assume he means your Jow Forums gold account.

Tungsten, not copper. Copper isn't heavy enough

i didn't know i had one..

yeah 10k is like 200$
do it. all we gotta do is get some stocktwats hyped on killing brown people. should be ez

lel
ive made makeshift instruments/flutes/maraimbas out of copper before. they suck.

anyone else having trouble with the robinhood website?

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No but seriously can any of you goldfingerers here explain to me the price of platinum right now? Isn't it rarer than gold? why's it cheaper?

I think the copper increases the ambience and colored tones
Brassfags dont have the proper ear

If fat dweebs were rare would they be worth more?

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If JNJ pumps tomorrow on ex div like WMT and C did it may set a precedent that its the new trend and all stocks will pump hardcore
Based, It will now manifest to this

Imagine being the sad cunt that doesn’t own any $drus

well i like silver. its my favorite. have a flute that i got at an old estate sale. love that thing. so bright and easy to do harmonics/multiphonics with. the dude who sold it to me had no idea it was silver because it was so tarnished and he was retarded.

i dont see it as an investment, as i play it, but it was most definitely a steal

... yes? Back when food was expensive and physical labor was everywhere, being a fat slob was a sign of wealth, and tanned skin and muscles meant you were a peasant. Now food is cheap, everyone works soul-crushing but not physically intensive jobs, and free time to go to the gym is scarce, so it's the other way round. Positional signaling 101.

timpani are usually copper

imagine being the sick cunt that owns the SPX

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this
look at the fucking volume. i really doubt thats bagholders selling down at all time lows. its time to go up for a little while

fatty detected

Nah, I hit the gym because I know how to signal. I just know it's the game I'm playing.

why would you buy shit ass penny stocks when you could buy a severely undervalued company like GE

I feel the same way about my gollywog collection

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Because they can do 100% plus in a heartbeat

Does Waste management EVER move from 82? Dropped

how new are you? serious question

i have been here long enough to not get dumped on by the memestock of the week

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ITS TIME!
SMASH THAT BUY BUTTON

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seriously.. how long have you been trading?

years