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I slept in so I couldn't hitch a ride to the art supply store :

I have never kissed a brown man :3

>Im in central Mexico
Ooo and whats that like?
Is it nice?
>The weather is terrible lately.
Same it's rainy and windy here but that suits me just fine as I don't want to go outside.
I'm all comfy snuggled up with my blanket, hot cup of tea and I don't wanna leave it.
What were ya gonna grab from the arts store?

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I'm going out with the social worker. Now I regret asking her to see me today cause my mum had gone out & I have the house to myself.

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But what if a girl asks you out or viceversa

Tfw single but girl on telegram likes me. Also incredibly autist

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get a German bf

>tfw a girl or boy will NEVER like you.

I love you

Oh well it's done now.
Whatcha going out for?
A little chat?
NOT EVEN THAT
I'm staying in my blanket only to move for food, more hot tea or to use the toilet.
I'm staying put.
Just be yourself.

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>What were ya gonna grab from the arts store
Miliputti, some thick oil paints, a white acrylic paints and mini canvases

Find someone that likes your autism

Ah yes, the social worker just called she's going to be half an hour late. More time to relax in silence.

Just restocking or have you got something in mind you wanna do?

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I'll steal your food andiet tea and blaNkEETs

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instead of the social worker you should cuddle with me. it would make you feel a lot better

You wouldn't dare!
If you ask nicely I can share but you wouldn't steal off me... would you?

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The aryclic would be for priming sculptures, oil for general painting
Idk oil paint just feels nicer to paint with

I'll steal you instead!

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Are you perchance that qt that crossdresses sometimes

I never took up painting, didn't like it too much.
What sort of stuff do you paint?
>I'll steal you instead!
I'll hide under my blankets so you can't find me!

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h8 Christmas

Also work is slow and I'm boooooooored

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how does australian milk taste

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Sometimes
I can look under blankets quite well

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I thought you worked during the weekend.
What are you doing working on a Wednesday?

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I'm covering someone else shift because they'rlve selfishly gone to Canada.

it's so slow because of the rain that I'm just standing behind the counter reading a national geographic

Hmm.. it seems I cant trick you easily
Maybe then you'll just have to join me under the blankets.
>they'rlve selfishly gone to Canada.
Rude bastards, don't people think about how their actions will affect others?
Well how long have you got to go?

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Where do you work? Your supervisor doesn't throw a fit?

Dunno, it's quiet so I can probably get out early.
Café
And my bosses are pretty cool so it's all good.

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Alright but I call the shots in what games and movies to play and no cuddling if it's too hot

I hope you don't have to pick up all the slack for the one thats left for Canada.
>I call the shots in what games and movies
Okaaay.
>no cuddling if it's too hot
It's not, it's cold and wet and grey.
So cuddling is a yes.

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Deal

handholding and resting on laps is okay too

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At the moment I'm into painting and drawing cats, flowers and environmental in isometric perspective.
Along with whatever I usually draw
Thought so
>tfw no longer the cutest poster itt

Sounds like a plan.
I hope your taste in movies and games is good.

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Don't say such things, you are the prettiest kiwi boy in this place. Except for maybe.
If we play slow games like RPGs we can cuddle and foreplay.

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>boy
Only when they let me wear the strapon
Westie is a qt tho

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OR we could just ignore the whole game and just do the cuddling and foreplay part.
>Westie is a qt tho
No u

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You are oficially the cutest boy in the thread then, congrats pretty boy.

And sure, but don't blame me if it becomes lewd and stuff.

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Tip, he RLY likes when you call him stereotypical Scottish nicknames

Alright

You are my pretty cuddle toy, Andrew.

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He'll love that one.
Get a few a beers in him, he gets pretty lively

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No I don't.
She's telling fibs, don't listen to her.
She's trying to tease me through you, she's a crafty one I'd look out for her.

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Yay

Let's get some beer and share the glass.

I'll make sure to drink the part you drank from.

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I would NEVER use other people to tease you
Besides, you still love me right?

How can I say no to a beer with you?
I'll be all for it.
>I'll make sure to drink the part you drank from.
indirect kiss...
Of course, Of course.
How could I not?

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Not direct enough of a kiss?

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Ahh you might not know of the term
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IndirectKiss
But if you're asking If I would like a direct one. I'll say...
Maybe.

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Back from my outing with the social worker lads. We went for a walk on the beach. I forgot my wallet so unfortunately as I was going to get some lunch.lol. I also have some bullshit psychologist meeting at 3:30 today. >.

>How could I not?
I forgot to get you beersies
Was your psych actually in the thread yesterday?

Haha no. I haven't mentioned Jow Forums at all to the psych for good reason.

Only if it makes the pretty kiwi boy happy.

I'll let you taste the beer from it if we run out of it.

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Do you think if you are uncomfortable mentioning a behaviour/ habit to mental health professional , that you should consider modifying said behaviour?

>Going to be spending Christmas alone at work while freezing my tits off
I want to go home ;_;

I'll have a summer bbq in your honour

It would make me happy.
What sorta work do you do buddy?

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I'll make sure to make your pretty kiwi self happy then.

I wanna kiss your pretty boy lips while under a blanket while holding hands.

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I missed my bus ahhhh

Based Sachiko poster.

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maybe is under your bed

are you the Based Sachiko poster?

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Why did you copy it my post, there should not be a capital B in the start of based... It's just three words don't be lazy.

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Today has been a rough day of being wrapped up in a blanket and dicking around on the internet, I think I may take a nap.
Getting rather lewd mister.
Guess you'll have to walk then.
Based "based Sachiko poster" poster.

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Is your fault though

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I know, I'm just playing around.
I don't mind it at all.

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Thanks user.
Enjoy your nap.

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>Another Job which I'm not shortlisted for
Looks like this is going to be my life for many months...

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deceitful lewd boy

now you'll have to do the chores like a house wife or maid

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I assign you the job of feeling happy and being a nice poster!

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I'd rather get a job hunting down latin american drug cartels

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You can help others by being optimistic as well.

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>tfw finally got a good job after years of being a fuckup

we're all gonna make it frens

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Watcha doing?

But I'm basically bipolar

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Don't want to say in case I get doxxed, but I believe in you nibbas - if I can make it you guys can!

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If I find out you stole my job I'm going to hunt you down.

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Oh jeez

Well ill ask my ded antecesors for good luck to the kiwi neet, in day of the dead.

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Well, worse case scenario I'll just become a sexpat.
They'll take anyone these days.

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My employer sounded too eager to employ anyone in my position for there to be much competition, so that's unlikely.

All the best fren

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I missed my bus reeee

Did you search well?

wellingtANO

Yes
It's 21 minutes away for the next one

Cheer up!

Or else!

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But I'm colddd
I wanna go home and hide under a blanket

Don't make me go there and do stuff to you!

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I wish it was cold.

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Does it feel like Christmas when you're melting in the middle of the summer?
Have you ever experienced snowy Christmas?

>Does it feel like Christmas when you're melting in the middle of the summer?
Yes, if I wasn't at the beach it wouldn't feel anything like Christmas.
and No.

Pls no lewd
It's more there's a lot of windchill, sucks the warmth right out of you
Only experienced a snowy Xmas in Sweden
Warm christmas is Christmas to me

No lewd. Maybe hot chocolate or coffee and a scarf.

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So last Friday I had a breakdown at the shared house. Fast forward to this week I am now back in the shared house as of 10 mins ago. I am an absolute head case lads.