My father thinks I'm gay because I'm 23 and I still don't have a gf

get a hooker

hookers are disgusting

in the name of allah shut your dirty mouth

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Allah will strike you down for saving thumbnails.

>marriage rites in australia

dude gaaay lmao

just go out an meet a gurl then make fuck

tell him you'll rape him in the ass if he doesn't stop calling you gay

>I'm 23
you're still a young man

>tfw 27 & still no gf
Day of the rope soon.

Easy, tell him you think he thinks you’re gay although you’re not. If he still doubts you, just say he must be a faggot himself to have a daggot detector that powerful

>daggot
dagoth
ur dagoth

Get a gf. Are you in uni? It’ll be difficult (I’ve never had a gf) but I’m sure you can do it. Do they do arranged marriages over there? Ask your dad to hook you up with a friends daughter or something.

Fuc :-DD
I have been tribunaled’ed :-DD

My family and friends think i'm a closeted gay because i'm 27 and never had a girlfriend.

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youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM

same but im actually gay

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I didn't think Muslims were allowed to date. Are you Coptic?

Can't you just buy one on a market? I thought that's how the middle east works

My dad suspects me for only attracted to cartoon girls. It couldn't be worse than that.

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>My son is so handsome!! How can't he have a girlfriend? He must be gay.
Thanks mom

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Prove him wrong and get him back by fucking your mother in front of him. Assert your dominance an show him who the real cuck is.

I had a 4 gf's, and my parents know about 2 of them. They still think I'm gay or something. Wtf, should I shagg all the females I come across?

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I know that feel, mate
I wish I had the solution

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Was your dad a total Chad or something? What's the Polish equivalent of Chad?

My (small) friend group consists of me (an incel) 2 other incels and an Uber-chad. It’s all looks desu

Please dont get a gf, you'r country is overpopulated and useless, its imperative that you dont breed

He should get a gf (male) and then everyone is happy.

Nah my dad was an average dude.

>What's the Polish equivalent of Chad?
I honestly don't really know, our "chads" are basically just handsome rich kids like in US (I guess).

No sorry I meant the name Chad. Is there a Polish version, or a Polish name with the same stereotype?

21 and have happily given up on getting a gf. Being labeled as gay, even when it's not intended as an insult, is so fucking frustrating. Like, who the fuck made you so Godly that you're able to decide what someone's sexual orientation is?

Nobody is making you get so butthurt about it dude.

same except that i am really gay

>who the fuck made you so Godly that you're able to decide what someone's sexual orientation is?
Settle down.

That must be hard in Mexico.

Tell him the truth. You're drop dead gorgeous, and you can only feel attracted to things that look like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=CAB7kgKtO8w

it is

He'll realize that you're actually a loser when you turn 30 and still no gf

t. Wizard

I call Bull Shit , dating scene rarely exist in the middle east, if your dad was worried he would call his brother to hook you up with your cousin, and then observe you fucking your cousin while he holds a large stone to make sure you arent gay

Maybe "Seba" byt he is just a working class guy, still probably gets a lot of pussy.

>Seba
Is that like Sebastian?

Tell him you just converted to Coptic Christianity and decided to become a monk.

'accidentally' leave porn open on your computer

Sorry. People labeling others is just one of my pet peeves.

yup

so instead of being beaten to death for being a homosexual he would be beaten to death for abandonning islam

I do this with condom wrappers, i leave them open in my car and room so my sister and mom see them and think i am slaying pussy

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Tell him the truth, like I told my mom. I like women, it's the women that don't like me.

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Your father is fucking stupid, a gay would have a bf

This. What the shit

Do you have a boyfriend? No? Then by his logic you must be straight.

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Yea, almost 24 in a couple of days. My dad asks the same question and I just say that how can I when I am his son? [implying that my failures are caused by him for those not catching the drift of the meaning of the message that I just posted].

are you the uber chad's harem or something?

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>so instead of being beaten to death for being a homosexual he would be beaten to death for abandonning islam
Well yeah but at least he'd actually go to heaven as a martyr in Christ instead of getting killed and then going to hell for being an unnatural homo

i wouldn’t automatically assume a guy who is 21 without a GF is gay. I would definitely assume he was an incel and a pedo though.

Tell him the truth

Just blame your father for the cause of either gayness or inability to get gf

why exactly would not having a gf be weird in a musllim country?

This, just admit you're an autist who can't get a gf.

I hear that Egypt is easy to marry because it is in bad times.

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Hookers arent girlfriends. His dad will just think he's an autistic loser instead of gay.

>someone who doesn't have a gf may as well be worse than a convicted murderer
why

>I'll go and catch some bugs...
ew, bugchaser

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Get a bf and prove him right

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be a good christian

Fuck your mom in front of him. Cucking your own dad is as alpha as it gets.

I don't know about op but I'm Muslim and we're allowed to date we're just not allowed to have sex before marriage

>tfw 23 and no sex
>18yo girl I assumed was virgin said she already had a boyfriend and she is not a virgin anymore
something broke inside me

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