/brit/

Same sort of shit as the yokels that actually live there dribble. Then they call the cops when someone hurts their fee-fees.

Kids all go away to uni and never come back, only people left are the council estate mongs.
Northern Ireland is one big council estate.

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that sounds pretty grim
isn't trying to convince a girl pointless since she's not into you enough anyway

probably
quite bored so will continue this charade for a while

amen

are you luca or tim

youtube.com/watch?v=i7oC8L0evJ8

melvin

Going for a smoko

Ah yes, compared to Ireland in of if its glory.
With a homosexual as a prime minister.
Niggers moving there every day by the thousands.
And now all your Irish women have the legal right to abort their white babies.
Great, successful state.

Bet you supported Kavanaugh......

always considered melvin as a /brit/ invention
like who would actually name their kid melvin

>Northern Ireland is one big council estate.
I'm going to steal this line, never heard anything more true in my life.

bet you're not white

I know a melvin irl

might get out of bed

I can feel a poo coming. what do

same

Yes it is, for precisely the reasons you have listed as well as others. Of course I just live there, I haven't had the advantage of reading about it on Jow Forums like you.

wave him down and ask for another round of poppadoms

Don’t craft a diamond hoe
When the first time you tried to craft yourself a bow out here?
Why you tryina act like you didn’t mix up the sticks and the string first time round?
Don’t craft a diamond

Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck

Ain’t no bad luck, not it, you just suck
By lighting you struck, See now that’s some bad luck
You didn’t light up the town, now zombies runnin amok
Ghast blew up your portal, no flint you slipped up

Ain’t no bad luck, you didn’t prep for it
You not making armor, your gear is unfit
You used the bonus kit, need someone to baby sit
Now get you some more seeds, that diamond hoe’s lit

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>I would gladly have been a man that died for Northern Ireland.
what brand of out of touch yank mong do you have to be to make this statement

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mine mine

>Of course I just live there, I haven't had the advantage of reading about it on Jow Forums like you.
good post

>YouTube power couple Jacksepticeye and Wiishu split after three years
No no no NOOOO

well you know what i'm saying is true then
and you're just an unabashed degenerate
which isn't anything noble at all

FOLC

contrary to popular belief I'm most likely the most socially skilled person posting in /brit/

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only show his bias and lack of perspective

>how DARE you read the news, current events and inform yourself about the world
I'm sorry we're not all complacent with MTV

>responding to the schizo
why lads

any rorkes in? just had my jaw shattered by leftypol and wondering how long it took to heal for you

he says with a paedo picture

schizoleaf your entire worldview is formed by the few neurons you have spazzing out and having a fit, your "opinions" are quite literally worthless

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>FOLC

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>anime
No dont think so

you realise this is ponyboy's general right?

bit of banter with Olivia

you can't be the most socially skilled person posting in /brit/ because you didn't pull during freshers

I don't actually have schizophrenia.
You on the other hand have literal, unironic autism.
Kill yourself little virgin freak.

non posse non peccare

gis a screenshot

how do I rid my myself of the insatiable thirst for consumerism? I just want to spend most of my paycheck to distract myself from the meaningless monotony of my life. I'm in a better position now than I ever have been, and by all accounts live better than the majority on the planet, yet I feel utterly empty.

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Could turt mog 190cummies in a club

Olivia, I'm gonna giv' it ya

*tips fedora*

why does he keep changing proxies

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What did he mean by this?youtube.com/watch?v=VasCs5920s0&bpctr=1539172572

many such cases!

Sad!

xtube.com/video-watch/tin-cans-26138831

me on the left

I couldn't give a flying fuck about intangible bullshit like "nobility".

Live in your slums Northern Irish peasants, witness everyone who can get the money together to move leaving and not looking back. It's all good though because some American fuck who read something about you on 4 Chins thinks you're noble.

Meanwhile, I'll just watch the value of my property rise, practically monthly, eat and drink in the local bar/restaurant because it's so damn good and enjoy the benefits of a functioning, growing economy. Unabashed as fuck mate.

Jeremiah Korban

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get a loving partner, its the only reason to live past 30

youtube.com/watch?v=HbagBeqClwo

hmm yes

the picture that broke Jow Forums

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I spent the first 5 years of my life in NI, and did my BA and MA at QUB. I own a fucking house in Belfast. I have a reasonable perspective on the place.

N.I is a shithole.

I am fantastic at wasting time

I have one. I think moving back away from the city will make me a lot happier, but I still feel like I've missed something important

>tfw 12 cm dick

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wasd

Steer clear of nurses

With laughter?

Sexual violence is commune with the gods

I am lazy but also intelligent

janny when he's not deleting threads
xtube.com/video-watch/kenreg-is-feeding-him-25861441

>I spent the first 5 years of my life in NI
you must have learned a lot besides walking, talking and poopoo in the loo

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with love

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who is your favourite K-ON 190?

>when the wardclerklet replies to you

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this
also i am attractive but also a virgin

ok if thick as a brick

fucking hate how several people i know have made fun of yanks for using the imperial system of measurements and then gone on to talk about their weight in stones and height in feet and speed in miles per hour

See the rest of the post.

Honestly such a disgusting pic, not because he's black but how sweaty he is. Disgusting.

Ward clerks? Big fan

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no need, the start showed how worthless it all was

Never understood it myself. Nor why the UK still has roadsigns with distances in miles.

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THE
MUSLIM
COUNCIL
OF
BRITAIN

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I should've gone to university and god a job with the CIA in the right wing faction.
Or, which is the Org with the proper allegiance? Probably just the regular Military.