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How much for that fork?

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im astounded ive never seen a wrist so tiny congrats watch skelly

I hope you bought it at the boutique for paying that price. Should have went with DavidSW,com or ocwatchguy.com/ Still get manufacture's warranty at less than retail price plus no sales tax. That is if you're in the US.

Ah, I see. Thats not too bad. Must just be your ugly hairy jew arm.

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Lol at the books in the background

Also, hope you got it on bracelet and put it on the NATO. If not you're a fool.

buy a guys soul with aenima.io

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i like this one a lot

Eine deutsche uhrrrr fürrrrr einen deutschen arrrrrrm lol

let's see yours faggot

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It has the NATO band, can't you see that?

Your proportions are all slightly off. It's weird. Its like a hobbit arm.

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you are too kind sparing his feelings like that

not for sale

>says the fag with no taste

Nice watches, I myself have a speedy daydate

What taste? I said the watch was nice but looked weird with his hairy-ass jew arm.

Omega is good but you should have gotten a date function. :/

because it's like 3/4 of my arm you dick

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>that's an ugly watch for 5500

>I said the watch was nice

I like the Spectre just fine without the day/date.

Nigga, read

You got scammed
nice chinese seagull movement open heart

love, /wt/

Is the watch a meme here
Bc it’s horrid

Haha omega "luxury watch" $5500,what a piss take,could have bought something far nicer than that,fuck me,even an omega man on the fucking moon looks nicer than that and you can get one for a grand,pre owned, could have had a steel stunner rolex for half the price

Yea, I bought both of them in Dubai for about $100 each. Took that Spectre to the Omega store at Heathrow though and got a free cleaning :D

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Well your hand:wrist ratio looks odd af and your hand look like something from lord of the rings. Like those are fat af fingers compared to the rest of your hand. Looks like someone with downs. Do you have clubed nails?

Ah, nigga, I see

Citadel ocean katana. Any other Jow Forums bros into swords? Or do you only like watches?

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My dick is pretty big.

people who care about watches are the scum of the earth

Doesn't really matter if you're too ugly to show it off.

>tfw getting married next month

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You're just a fuckin troll m8, who's calling other out on BS but won't post his arm. This guy probably posted him holding something once and got mad comments calling his hand fat or down syndrome. He's just trying to feel better

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Thanks man.

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do you have clubbed nails?

I've never heard of that before. What is that?

Have you ever heard of Google? You can type in clubbed nails and know what it is

Ah, well I guess even ogres can find love.

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By the way I haven't heard of that either until this post. Biz is retarded.

Looks more like a $55 watch.

What a piece of shit.

Same, I looked it up. No I don't have that, that's disease related

Are you ironically autistic?

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Its not gonna look like the pics on the internet. Those are extreme cases. OP definitely has clubbed nails. Either that or he's a horribly disfigured freak.

I definitely don't have clubbed nails.

Then youre a horribly disfigured freak

How?

I dont know how, bad genes? Maybe your mom drank a lot.

I'm just not seeing that.

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> 2018 GMC terrain
> 2018 Ford flex
> Yorkie
> Paid off all debt
> Sending both kids to month long summer camps
> Hawaii vacation next December

I did take my girl and I down to Aruba last year. Was amazing. But why the fuck did you buy new cars? And such generic ones? I don't understand.

Because I'm in suburban Bliss and don't want attention.

Also because I had a BMW when the kids were babies, fuck putting them in a nice car, I'll get one when they're out of the house.

Also because I need a car I can reasonably road trip around the country without worrying about scratching it or going up an icy hill

>don't want attention.
>buy two brand new cars

>nice car
>BMW

>I need a car I can reasonably road trip around the country
What does this have to do with buying brand new cars?

Sorry man I'm not trying to be a dick just not at all what I would have done.

No worries buddy, if I were in a different stage of life I probably would have bought different cars. I'm not big on flashy automobiles...

Wife and I are going here next month for a week:

aman.com/resorts/amangiri

Fucking nice. No worries, I hear where you're coming from. My dad just really ingrained in my head that I should never buy a new car.

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Thats ok, most ugly people dont see it.

lol, why would you buy two minivans.

FUCK! that watch is So deep, like man, i swear that is THE coolest watch i've ever seen. I totally dig the 3 different layouts of time incase you need to start a conversation when someone walks into your corner at a party!

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Fuck off

you can't say that, he has a cool watch you fucking retard

you kept the thread open this long waiting for a reply to your "Have you heard of Google" comment?

Maybe you're unironically autistic. I don't know man.

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what tapestry is that from lad? thats a fine wench in the top right

agreed. source in filename

christ not even my wrist is that small
shut up mutt

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aw fuck they got stubble lad

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If 10% of the people here posted like you this place would be like 2006 all over again.

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not being gay or anything but your making me blush

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why you stood on the wall? you might fall in

damnit that's genius I should have worn a hoodie to cover my skinny arm FUUUUCK

Nice replica OP, come join us at Jow Forumsreptime

im in cali and it was chilly this morning
suck one
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you took a picture of your wrist and saved it for no reason?

Like I said I wore it in the Omega shop at heathrow and they did a full cleaning and said nothing. How the fuck do they make these knock-off's so well? Not gonna lie I held up the same one at the store and couldn't tell the difference. Only noticeable part is the SN on the back which reads pic related.

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It's not floaties underneath those sleeves it's good ol fashioned muscle, isn't that right!

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this fucking guy...

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im watchbro jr

...

Whats he eating?

looks like lysergic acid diethylamide

LSD

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this one is nice

really not a fan of the band on the first one
should be metal or leather imo, looks cheap otehrwise
also unless youre worth $10m youre a fucking idiot. I wouldnt even think about buying something like this until im worth 8 figs. too much opportunity cost

got this for my Mom

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d-did you put a watch on your foot

i think you know what happened next...

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Ah, the mark of the nouveau riche...cute. Just so you know, old money doesn't buy Rolex. Their target market are people who just got a big windfall, or only make $150k a year.