Why do they care SO MUCH about lists and country rankings...

why do they care SO MUCH about lists and country rankings? they sperg out over being #1 at all sorts of shit like javelin throwing

is this what irrelevant countries really care about to make themselves feel better?

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We are simply just best at everything.

Except having a history

heh

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Everyone has history, even Vietnam.

Was this made by the OG partajäbä?

isn't yours mostly being fucked by russians and subjugated by swedes?

i'd be so proud

Being country of 0.07% of world's population and the birthplace of Nokia has left us with certain delusions of grandeur

That or maybe we're just that great

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does your country have a national epic?
if not, then you're a non country

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you're a 99% empty frozen forest with russia breathing down your necks full of antisocial alcoholics whose only social interaction is literally sitting naked in a sauna, butt fucking each other during forced military service and shitposting with each other online with your stupid autistic ylilauta memes

dire situation, seriously

+1

written by an ethnic swede born in sweden?

i couldn't think of anything more finnish, every single "notable" thing your country has done has been done by a swede

>implying military service is forced here

written by finnish man

>written by an ethnic swede born in sweden?
American education folks...

> king of finland
Literal finnish prehistory lasted until swedes conquered finns and tavastians

fennoswedes are finns

Still the happiest nation in the world and 3rd most prosperous lifestyle.

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red = forced conscription

stop trying to cope this hard pekker

elias lonnrot is a swede born in sweden

>Lönnrot was born in Sammatti, in the province of Uusimaa, Finland, which was then part of Sweden.

born in sweden, swedish first and last name...but he was finnish. you mongol retards are delusional

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American education right here.

>suicide rate almost identical to japan
>b-but this list said we're the happiest haha

absolute fucking retard you are. uusimaa is in southern finland

Now that's a based post if I ever saw one

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We had the objectively best dictator in the world

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nokia - founded by a swede
linux - created by a swede
mannerheim (THE "GREATEST FINN") - ethnic german/swede

lmaoing at your pathetic country

Heh
>The nation of Finland has never been an independent sovereign monarchy: no attempt to establish a fully-fledged Finnish monarchy has been successful. When it finally became established as a modern independent nation-state, it was – despite a very brief flirtation with monarchy – in the form of a republic.

The only royal person buried in Finland is the wife of King Eric XIV of Sweden, Queen Karin Månsdotter.[1]

He cute

>suicide rate almost identical to japan
You wish mutt

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With that logic everyone back then were ethnic swedes born in sweden so it doesn't make any difference. You are the retard here.

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But even in this frozen hellhole i can find the silver lining that at least i'm not american

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Lönnrot(originally Tolpo) wasn't a Fenno-Swede in any way

t Tyrone Johnson

and it was it not part of sweden when he was born there?

is his name not swedish?

tell me these things are wrong

okay lol

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Elias Lönnrot was Swedish. So was Jean Sibelius
*does a double flip*
*dabs*
*takes a massive shit on your faces*

>nokia
founded by a guy who is genetically finnish and also speaks finnish
>linux
founded by a guy who is genetically finnish and also speaks finnish

ywah we wuz swedes n shieet

industries where there were overbearing unions got undercut and undermined by cheap foreign goods

I hope this burger is not genuinely upset

holy fuck this thread is exploding, finns are TRIGGERED that people think their country is shitty hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Because when he was born, Finland was under Sweden's rule. If he had been born 50 years later, he would've been called Russian

cuz we're simply the best, and it makes jelly of all the rest
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>d-dey wuz finnish! don't care dat they parents wuz swedish n they got swedish names! they finnish!

Swedish name, Swedish genetics, Swedish speaking. A Swede no doubt. That explains why I inherited talent for the violin, he was my ancestor :)

linus torvald's dad -

>Nils Ole Hilmer Torvalds[1] (born 7 August 1945) is a Finnish politician and Member of the European Parliament (MEP). He is a member of the Swedish People's Party of Finland,

ETHNICALLY FINNISH THOUGH lmao

Their parents were FInnish. And linus's grandparents were Finnish and great grandparents most likely too

OH NO NO NO NO åh åhåhåhåhåhå åh öhöhö ähähähä öhå håh

He is Finnish and also looks Finnish.
Many Finns have Swedish surnames, yet they aren't related to Swedes in any way.
Genetic studies have confirmed that western Finns and Fennoswedes are identical

>911 digits
Sure thing mr taliban shove your genetic studies up your pie hole

f*Nnoids will return to rule of greater SLAV BVLL
praise PERUN

>is a Finnish politician

nope, torvalds parents are objectively swedish

now how about nokia? is KNUT FREDISK IDESTAM a swedish name? what about his parents? let's check geni.com/people/Knut-Idestam/6000000000624054091

>Son of Gustaf Idman / Idestam and Anna Sofia Trapp
Husband of Maria Rosina Krook and N. Idestam
Father of Gertrud Fogelholm; Märtha Johanna Ericson; Ingrid Elisabet Idestam; Elna Maria Pipping and Anna Idestam
Brother of Josef Frans Oscar Idestam; Sofia Charlotta Gustafsdotter Idestam; Richard Idestam; Gustava Mathilda von Rehausen; Anna Sofia Nykopp and 3 others

how many of these names sound finnish AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Luckily we have only a million SW Finnish faggots in this country

Finland among the best in the world

Finland is a small country on a global scale. The population of Finland makes up just 0.07 per cent of the world's population and its area as much of the total world area. But even a small country can jump to the top of the world, and this is what Finland has done: in international country comparisons of positive things Finland is often among the top countries next to other Nordic countries.

Society

Finland is the most stable country in the world.
The Fund for Peace, Fragile States Index 2018

Finland is the freest country in the world together with Sweden and Norway.
Freedom House, Freedom in the World 2018

Finland is the safest country in the world.
World Economic Forum, The Travel & Tourism Competitiveness Report 2017

Finland has the best governance in the world.
Legatum Institute, The Legatum Prosperity Index 2017: Finland

Finland has the least organised crime in the world.
World Economic Forum, The Global Competitiveness Report 2017–2018: Organized crime

Next to Norwegians and Icelanders, Finns feel the second least insecure in the world.
Gallup, Law and Order Index 2018

>Sadiq Aman Khan (/səˈdiːk ˈkɑːn/; born 8 October 1970) is a British politician serving as Mayor of London

wow i guess london's pakistani mayor is english now lol

he's an english politician because he's a politician in england. torvalds is a finnish politician because he lives in finland and is a politician in finland

retard

Gooks are like that too

Clearly it's a shared Mongoloid thing

Finland’s judicial system is the most independent in the world.
World Economic Forum, The Global Competitiveness Report 2017–2018: Judicial independence

After Danes, Finns vote in the freest and most reliable elections.
Pippa Norris, Thomas Wynter and Sarah Cameron, Electoral Integrity & Campaign Media: The Electoral Integrity Project 2018 mid-year update (The Electoral Integrity Project, University of Sydney & Harvard University)

Finland has the third least corruption in the world.
Transparency International, Corruption Perceptions Index 2017

Finland is the third wealthiest country in the world.
Legatum Institute, The Legatum Prosperity Index 2017: Finland

Finnish banks are the soundest in the world.
World Economic Forum, The Global Competitiveness Report 2017-2018: Soundness of banks

Finland has the third most personal freedom and choice in the world.
The Social Progress Imperative, 2018 Social Progress Index: Finland

Protection of property rights in Finland is the second best in the world.
World Economic Forum (WEF), The Global Competitiveness Report 2017–2018: Property Rights

Availability of official information in Finland is the best in the EU.
Center for data innovation, The State of data innovation in the EU: Freedom of information

Finland has the fourth best press freedom in the world.
Reporters Without Borders, 2018 World Press Freedom Index: Ranking

After Denmark and Sweden, Finland is the most socially just EU country.
D. Schraad-Tischler & C. Schiller: Social Justice in the EU – Index Report 2017 (Bertelsmann Stiftung 2017)

Among the world’s richest countries, Finland is the third most dedicated to policies that benefit people living in poorer nations.
Centre for Global Development, The Commitment to Development Index 2018 (CDI)

oh god here they go LMAO

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Both of my maternal and paternal families used to have swedish surnames. Nothing special.

Finland is the best country in the world in a comparison of human wellbeing.
Sustainable Society Index, Main results 2016

Finland is the third best country in adhering to the rule of law in the world.
The World Justice Project, Rule of Law Index 2017–2018

Finland is the best country in protecting fundamental human rights in the world.
The World Justice Project, Rule of Law Index 2017–2018

Satisfaction and trust

Finland is the happiest country in the world.
Sustainable Development Solutions Network, World Happiness Report 2018

Finns are the second most satisfied with their life among Europeans.
Eurostat, Percentage of the population rating their satisfaction as high, medium or low

Finns are the most satisfied with their accommodation in the EU.
Eurostat, Percentage of the population rating their satisfaction as high, medium or low

Among EU citizens, Finns are the second most common to have someone to rely on in case of need.
Eurostat, Persons having someone to rely on in case of need.

Finns' trust in the police is the highest and in the political system and in the legal system the second highest in Europe.
Eurostat, Average rating of trust

Finns trust news the most in the world. (37 countries in the comparison).
Reuters Institute, Digital News Report 2018

Finns' trust in other people is the highest in Europe.
European Commission, Fairness, inequality and intergenerational mobility: Social Capital: Trust in people

In Finland, consumers' confidence in the economy is strongest in Europe.
European Commission, Business and consumer surveys

Finns suffer from excessive job strain the fourth least in OECD countries.
lähde, How's Life? 2017: Measuring Well-being, Incidence of job strain

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then at least part of you is ethnically swedish

deal with it, finns have contributed nothing to humanity. your overlords and the best of you are all swedish.

Equality

Finland is the third most gender equal country in the world.

Environment

The air in Finland is the cleanest in the world.
Finnish Meteorological Institute, Finland tops WHO air quality statistics

Finland is the water richest country in the world.
Keele University, The Water Poverty Index: an International Comparison

The risk to be exposed to natural disasters is lowest in the world in Finland together with Bahrain, São Tomé and Príncipe and Singapore.
Inter-Agency Standing Committee (IASC) and the European Commission, INFORM Global Risk Index Results 2018

Finland has the most forests in Europe.
FAO, Global Forest Resources Assessment

Finland has the third most wetlands in Europe.
Eurostat, Wetlands cover 2% of the EU's land
World Economic Forum, Global Gender Gap Index 2017

Participation of genders in working life in Finland is the second most equal in the EU.
European Institute for Gender Equality (EIGE), Gender Equality Index 2017: Work / Participation

Finnish women's gender equality in working life is the fourth best in the world.
The Economist, The Glass-Ceiling Index 2018

In Finland, power is divided between genders the third most equally in the EU.
European Institute for Gender Equality (EIGE), Gender Equality Index 2017: Power

Finland has the third most female MPs in European countries.
Inter-Parliamentatary Union (IPU), Women in Politics 2017

Finland has the fourth lowest poverty rate in OECD countries.
OECD, Society at a Glance 2016: Poverty

Finland has the fifth lowest income differences in OECD countries.
OECD, Society at a Glance 2016: Income inequality

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Its a bit stupid to compare 1st generation brits and people who have lived in their country since forever.

Education and human capital

Finland has the most human capital in the world.
The Lancet, Measuring human capital: a systematic analysis of 195 countries and territories, 1990–2016

Finland's primary education is the best in the world.
World Economic Forum (WEF), The Global Competitiveness Report 2016-2017: Primary Education

Finland’s quality of higher education is the third best in the world.
World Economic Forum (WEF), The Global Competitiveness Report 2017–2018: Higher education and training / Quality of education

Finland ranks as one of the top OECD country in education.
OECD, Better Life Index: Education

Education in Finland answers to future needs the third best in the world.
Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) & Yidan Prize, Worldwide Educating for the Future Index

Finland is placed third in a comparison of lifelong learning in EU countries.
European Commission, European Innovation Scoreboard 2018: Lifelong learning

Finnish adults are the third best in literacy and numeracy of OECD countries.
OECD, How's Life? 2017: Measuring Well-being, Education and skills, adult skills

Finland is the most literate country in the world.
J. W. Miller and M. C. McKenna, World's Most Literate Nations: Rank Breakdown

Finns are the second biggest library users in Europe.
The European Bureau of Library, Public Libraries – Statistics

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Children's well-being and school attendance

Finland has the second lowest inequality among children in the world.
UNICEF, Fairness for Children: A league table of inequality in child well-being in rich countries

Finland is the second best country to be a girl in the world.
Save the Children, Every last girl: Girl’s opportunity index

Finnish children have the third most secure childhood in the world.
Save the Children, Stolen Childhood: End of Childhood, Report 2017

Young people (aged 11 to 15) in Finland are the fourth satisfied with their life among young people in welfare countries.
UNICEF, Child Well-being in Rich Countries: A comparative overview

Finns aged 15 are the third most satisfied with their lives among same-age young people in OECD countries.
OECD, PISA 2015 Results, Students’ Well-Being

Finnish fourth graders' knowledge of science is the second best in OECD countries.
M. O. Mullis, I. V. S. Mullis, P. Foy and M. Hooper, TIMSS 2015 International Results in Science

Finns aged 15 are among OECD countries the second best in literacy and the third best in science.
Ministry of Education and Culture, PISA 2015: Finnish youth still at the top despite the drop

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No, I'm 100% Finnish, pretty much all people here had swedish surnames in church books until 1800.

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your nationality is not your ethnicity. black slaves have been in america as long as whites and yet they aren't ethnically german or anglo, they're african.

swedes, no matter how long they've been in finland, are swedes, and don't have disgusting fucking muddy finnish genes in them. that's why they're the best of you, that's why they're your overlords, your subjugators. they're better than you

now learn their fucking language in primary school because they forced you to HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Health

Finland is among the world’s top 20 countries in life expectancy at birth. Differences at the top are small.
WHO, Life expectancy

Finland has the least underweight (under 2,500 g) children born of OECD countries.
OECD, Low birth weight

Mothers' and children's well-being in Finland is the second best in the world.
Save the Children, State of the World´s Mothers 2015, 16th annual report

Finland has the world's third lowest infant mortality rate (deaths at the age of under one year).
UN, SDG Indicators, Infant mortality rate

Maternal mortality is the lowest in the world in Finland together with Greece, Iceland and Poland.
WHO, World Health Statistics 2018: Monitoring health for the SDGs

The second lowest number of children weighing under 2.5 kg are born in Finland in OECD countries.
OECD, Health at a Glance 2015. Infant health: Low birth weight

Finland has the second lowest total mortality from cancer in EU countries.
OECD, Health at a Glance: Europe 2016: Mortality from cancer

Finnish adults are the third least likely to smoke of EU countries.
OECD, Health at a Glance: Europe 2016: Adults smoking daily

Finland's share of actively exercising people is bigger than in any other EU country.
Eurostat, How much do Europeans exercise?

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Jeesus christ

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Capital city

Helsinki is the third best city to live in. (65 cities in the comparison).
Metropolis, The Best Cities to Live in (2016)

People living in Helsinki have the highest satisfaction with the place where they live, alongside with people living in Stockholm.
European Commission, Quality of Life in European Cities 2015

Helsinki is the second most appealing city in the world for startups.
Nestpick, Startup Cities Index

Helsinki is the most equal city in Europe. (33 cities in the comparison).
Spotahome, Equality in Europe

Helsinki is fifth best in the ability to compete for talented workforce.
INSEAD, Global Cities Talent Competitiveness Index 2018 Rankings

Helsinki is the third best city in terms of technology, innovation and entrepreneurship. (40 cities in the comparison).
J. Gibson, M. Robinson & S. Cain, CITIE – City Initiatives for Technology, Innovation and Entrepreneurship (Nesta, Accenture & Catapult 2015)

Among European cities, Helsinki is the fourth best in supporting digital enterprises and entrepreneurs.
Nesta, European Digital City Index 2016

Of European big cities, Helsinki is the easiest and most pleasant to get around in. (20 cities in the comparison).
Politico, Urban Mobility Index

People living in Helsinki are the second most satisfied with cultural facilities among inhabitants of EU capital cities.
Eurostat, Satisfaction with cultural facilities in EU capital cities

Helsinki is the most honest city in the world.
Readers Digest, Most Honest Cities

The Helsinki-Vantaa airport is the best in the world.
Lonely Planet, Helsinki takes the world’s best airport award for 2016

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>yet they aren't ethnically german or anglo, they're african.
t.Tyrone Rodriquez 1/4th German 1/67th anglo, 1/666th cherokee

Finland-Swedes are not Finns or Swedes but mischlings without identity beyond language and will soon be assimilated into Finns and Swedes

eBin thread :DDDD

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Why are finns so insecure?

There's literally no chance to win this argument against Finland because of this:
we are JUST TOO GOOD

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And in these we are also at the top of the world

Finland has the third most space per person in Europe.
Eurostat, Population density, persons per km2

Food in Finland is the cleanest in Europe.
European Food Safety Authority, The 2015 European Union report on pesticide residues in food

Finns drink most coffee per person in the world.
International Coffee Organization, Coffee Trade Statistics

Finns drink the most milk per person in the world.
Dairy Nutrition Council, Maidon kulutus maailmalla 2015 (Milk consumption in the world in 2015)

Finland has the most Summer Olympics medals per capita.
Medals per Capita, Total Medals per Capita: All Time (Summer)

Finnish adults' English skills are the sixth best in a comparison of 80 countries.
Education First (EF), EF English Proficiency Index

The Finnish passport has the third most influence in the world. With one you can travel to 187 countries without a visa.
Henley & Partners, Visa Restriction Index

Finland has the second most islands in the world.
WorldAtlas, Which Country Has the Most Islands?

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massive fucking cope lol

stay mad that you're ruled over by swedes and always will be because you NEED to be ruled over by them, otherwise you'd still live in your fucking mud huts before the swedes uplifted you from the dirt

psychosis patient

>tf
>tp

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>swedes, no matter how long they've been in finland, are swedes, and don't have disgusting fucking muddy finnish genes in them.

Thats wrong. They have around 30% scandinavian heritage at best. Doesn't differ from a normal Finn here. They also speak Finnish, consider themself as Finns and they support Finland in hockey match etc. They are bilingual Finns, simple as that.

finland wins EVERY SINGLE TIME

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Greentext?

t. biggest attention whores on the internet

>consider themself as Finns and they support Finland in hockey

*Dabbs into an epic thread*
Finns in da house YOOO!

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Why would I be mad, I'm part of fenno-swedish masterrace? I'm just making fun of mutts.

It feels kinda nice to be always the underdog and still succeed. Thanks ancestors.

>0.015% of the population commited suicide in a year
>this surely proves that the other 99.985% of the population were unhappy
American intellectuals

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They do? I know a bunch of them, I live in a bilingual town.

BOSTING IN EPINS :DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD::D:D

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t. volga finn

They don't consider themselves Finns but citizens of Finland. If they talk in Finnish they use suomalainen for Finns only not Finland-Swedes.

>WE INVENTED DA NOKIA :DDDD

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Who called? You wanted the real NR1?

Here I am

Yea i'm child of fennoswedes parents( they didn't bother to teach me sweden so i'm not one anymore) and they DO NOT consider themselves as swedish at all. If anything they hate them more than non-fennoswedes i know.

it's usually "finns" with russian heritage (eastern finns) that think they know anything about fennoswees when they don't.

FUG U XDDDDDDDDD

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If you ask them are they Swedish of Finnish persons they will answer Finnish.

literally and unironically the height of finnish invention

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