/smg/ back from the dead

fucking SPACE
THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=DydIK14AvXI

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

/smg/ autistic podcast:
youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw?&ab_channel=ComfyChan

Basic rundown on Options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed)
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed)

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youtube.com/watch?v=P9M__yYbsZ4
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

when you're jealous of the boomer

you must become the boomer

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did anyone make it out alive?

nobody fucking linked huh

this desu

>nobody fucking linked huh
yeah i forgot that me and pajeet shitposted up a storm back there. sry bout that

Nuuuuu

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>SPACE THEME

BASED

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BASED OP

SPACE THREAD?

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Why are there so many anime shitters in these threads these days

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spaaaaaaace!
AJRD
OA
LMT
BA

SpaceX IPO when?

Will Trump and Kim just work their shit out, I need my bull run god damnit.
been buying SPXL for like three months now

>Not buying msci grek just before August
typical Jow Forums circlejerking and missing the real deal

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Whoever suggest VTGN the mother fucker mooned 40% today.
Missed that boat.,, :(

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Shoulda been buying RTN
Trump and Kim fucking up the talks was pretty easy to predict

Don’t miss the LTBR boat arriving soon

>MSCI
I'm looking at this five year chart like OwO what's this

they said vtgn was trying to legalize ketamine or something, whats the deal with LTBR?

Nukes. Get in while it’s cheap

SPACE THREAD. May our shitty penny stocks moon tomorrow.

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Fight the Pajeet long enough,
And you become the Pajeet.

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normies this is greece. its the bags DB is holding
why would i ever invest in that godforsaken place?
checked
they will son
i am become pajeet
shitter of streets

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Is it wrong that I secretly call my Doctor, Dr. Poo in the Loo?

im sure theres worse things you could do to him user

Invest in defense for next week while they measure cocks
You may need a new doctor user, never get medical advice from a Poo

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ive had an alright one before. i dont really hate indians for any reason. i only hate pajeets. i think that country is cool as fuck. especially the ancient history and lore.

india has best lore
also
they are world super power by 2020
youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

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>invest in defense next week while they measure cocks
Kek! That's pretty good.
>NOC
>LMT
>RTN
>DFEN
I bought NOC today. DFEN would be too much leverage for me to take on right now.
NOC is steady and growth as fuck.

Is this 1945 America?

I tried to nab as much KTOS as I could in after hours but people were only willing to let go of a couple hundred shares for me, will most likely grab some more on open.

Bank of Japan pumping nikkei again, lol. What happens when they run out of RAM for all those fake yens.

Don't do drugs.. buy DRUS

Fug those arent poorfag stocks lol (300+)
DFEN seems reasonable to trade

has Pepsi bottomed out yet?

I WONT LET YOU SUMMON THE PAJEETS AGAIN

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I can feel that.
I'm currently at 25k with 12k of leverage, but I started with just 500 bucks, and it really sucked not being able to hold this shit with the "rocket man" tweets and shit.
Pic related is from today on @realDonaldTrump's Twitter if you haven't already seen btw.

Also,
>AMZN split WHEN???
I only hold one share of that fucker and I actually have money.

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no its india 2030
DUH

your just a filthy wh*te beggar
you live to serve pajeet in 2030

because india

imagine building a temple and having all the statues fuck each other...

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>AMZN split WHEN
The stock is still white hot at 1600. As long as people are buying they have no need to split. If there's a cooling off, they can use a split to regenerate interest in the stock.

Should i use Robinhood?I never invested before.

>tfw im an indian statue from 4000 years ago and banging two women at once and basically, youre all fucking faggots who cant even stay up. how does he do it? click here to find out

pajeet blew up our spot like a faggot, so take it easy on the shilling desu

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open a TD ameritrade account and use fake paper dollars for a few months while you watch a ton of youtube videos or read some educational resources about investing, otherwise be honest with yourself, your just gambling.

Do what he said but use Robinhood to trade

>Nukes. Get in while it’s cheap
wat?

Just put in $50 and trade till you have $75
Paper trading useless

You need learn yourself how act when money on line

Yeah when you are ready to trade, use robinhood, td ameritrade charges 5 bucks a trade, robinhood is free

>paper trading is useless
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fun fact when the Kama Sutra was first written the average penis size in India was approximately 4 inches when erect. Certain positions in the Kama Sutra, if attempted with a longer penis, can cause penile fracture and permanent sexual disfunction.

need some excitement in this thread besides boring JNJ and KO. live a little

If it weren't for HMNY and me falling for the memes I would be profitable right now.

This stock will pick up right? I have 900 shares of this crap.

I have 10k and I'm profitable, what have you done the past month?

When my real actual money is on the line, I gamble twice as hard to chase losses.

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Not much. I just started trading. Sold some here and there made an extra few dollars. My gains would be bigger if I didn't have money tied up in HMNY and NLST.

I'm on both of those but BZUN saved my ass, if your gonna gamble on longshots just diversify it.

That letter is quite feelsy. I teared up just a little.

Lads... I think I see a light at the end of the tunnel

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Thank god I diversified. It's the only reason I haven't lost a ton of money. Any advice on a stock you're looking at?

I'm having serious doubts about HMNY though, I want to believe.

always thought they just had flexier penii back then
thats smol. its a wonder they were able to reproduce this much. whats avg pajeet cock size nowadays anywho?

itll be fine user. this is despair. or its the literal end. but they arent as close as one might think to getting delisted i think. the fact that its no longer on the top RH list is a signal. now someone else can put the squeeze on em.

but this is why i said collect the options contracts at .50 cents when theyre cheap. if you buy em for like .02-.03 a pop, you can have calls ready to exercise for when it moons. then you only have a defined risk and can wait more comfortably

Weed gonna moon real good tomorrow. REAL GOOD.

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what for dinner boys
for me its hotdogs again, with mustard and relish

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i'm gonna make some perogies.

>KTOS
Ew.
Not a solid Roman salute pattern on the 5 year chart.
Gross.

I don't think splits are traditionally intended for spurring investor interest in a stock, are they?
The shit's just hard to trade right now.

No, I actually agree with RKG here. Paper trading doesn't teach you shit. You need to do the real thing.

Well it definitely changed my perspective on my trading strategy I'll tell you that.

Before I was total bagholder status and now I'm buying things I feel will go up and just trading them the next day or 2-4 days later for a small squeeze. This mostly came about because I needed to make up incrementally for my HMNY losses.

Hold Bzun, I got in on NLST at the bottom and I'm only holding 7k shares so I'm just gonna hold and sell to break even if it drops or wait it out. As far as HMNY goes, may Satan have mercy on our souls, I'm just gonna yolo it. I don't have any good picks yet for next week, just swapping my energy and oil to defense for now.

Post market futures snapshot for the evening

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what? trade things other than the equities market when theyre going sideways?

ya think? im sitting on some APHQF
theyve been having a couple bad days, but the daily chart still looks good to me

whats the catalyst?

i need to do this. im trying to do too many things at once. just need to focus on small profits.

based hogs

what do you get per tick on piggys anyways?

I've still got my strangle.
It would be the most amazing thing ever to me if the CEO actually fucks this up.
THEY HAVE NO DEBT RIGHT NOW.
That's so fucking rare.
If it bankrupts without any debt, the CEO is a total brainlet. He has to be stupid to fuck this up.

HII

I've been telling you all it's the most undervalued one in its class and it's gonna shoot up this year as the carrier deal goes through

>I want to thank you for the release of the hostages
>That was a beautiful gesture and much appreciated
>You talk about nuclear capabilities but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God that they will never be used
It is such a fucking gold mine.
Shitposter in Chief!

Bzun is near their 52 week high? Like almost on top of it.

>THEY HAVE NO DEBT RIGHT NOW
thats pretty weird. but still, youd be hard pressed to find someone to lend to you in that position. and they ARE running low on cash. i have no doubt that the stock will move, but well see

looks juicy. do you think they will shoot up in the near term with all of the geopolitical unease?

>HII
>P/E - 20
>5 yr growth > 300%
It's a good value and on par with NOC in growth.
I like it.
I'm thinking about buying tomorrow, thanks user.

yeah i wish i had the capital to own the stock. id write covered calls against it like crazy.

I don't even know the topic of this thread, but here is sexy space girl on a ship.

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They also spent an entire quarter investing in themselves to increase capacity for their next quarter and still made a profit. Chinas middle class is rising. This is 100$ by January or I eat my own foot.

>they are running low on cash
So, that's something that you do when you are low on liquidity, you take out debt.
This guy is retarded if he bankrupts without a dime of debt. That almost takes skill.
It would be like trying to kill yourself with a bow and arrow or a plastic spork.

If this guy bankrupts his company with no debt, it's the financial equivalent of a fucking 360 no scope.

>I'd write covered calls against it like crazy
I don't think you understand what purpose that's for, user.
Covered calls cap how much profit you can make on something.
If you're expecting the stock to outperform expectations, you'd actually want to buy calls instead of sell them -- buying calls is bullish, selling calls is bearish.

i wouldnt lend to him
but youre right. SOMEONE will

/SMG/
SPACE MARINE GENERAL

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I own a shot ton of this, and yes no debt. But they also are diluting it to hell and back. It won't make money for current investors if that continues and forces them to reverse split/dilute again.

yeah it reduces your cost basis a little and locks in profits. and then you can buy more options and gamble. and it gives you downside protection. whats not to love about that?

when was the last r/s they did? 08?

>SPACE MARINE GENERAL
She is like on her way to augmentation schooling, yeah, like that. Cool.

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Reverse split has not even been talked about but without PR if they wanna stay listed and keep diluting its the only logical action, and these organizations usually just crash again after the split. Again, I'm holding, but I don't wanna promise you the stars when it may just be a wet turd.

tell me about this chart pls. since dollar isn't zero, what's the unit of measurement?

percentage...

relative to what...

eh think she just needs a little oomph. from someone with a whole lotta money to throw at a failing company. ive talked shit with some of these bears in stock twits. they have absolutely no idea the unbelievable amount of risk they are exposed to holding that shit overnight. im convinced a few are retarded. a PM or AH squeeze big enough to trigger margin calls would be the most epic fucking thing ever. so many bears lives literally destroyed in seconds

spot

Thats why I don't short.

>LTBR
owned by viSA. youtube.com/watch?v=P9M__yYbsZ4

Nasdaq just went Golden bull

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ever wonder how huge tittys would be in space? i feel like it would be kinda weird. if you knocked into them they would ripple and bounce uncontrollably

at the very least i short things with some meat left on em. theyre in it for pennies. they must have such ridiculously large positions. im telling ya, one good margin call and it will be the fabled emerald-reverse-waterfall

The dollar can't be bought for .09% less dollars tomorrow, I'm just trying to understand the unit. Maybe the better question is what derivative is "USD" tracking in that chart?

I didn't know the dollar was on that list

>Maybe the better question is what derivative is "USD" tracking in that chart?

>I'm just trying to understand the unit.
ticks
investopedia.com/ask/answers/032615/what-difference-between-pips-points-and-ticks.asp

>ever wonder how huge tittys would be in space? i feel like it would be kinda weird. if you knocked into them they would ripple and bounce uncontrollably

This pic is probably the best you are going to do. The bra seem to hold them in well.

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>9599807
TLT is 20 years though? and whys 3% significant for bonds

It doesn't lock in the profits, it caps them. The only downside protection is from the premium on the call.
If I have 100 shares of FB at 160$, and sell off a call striked at 185$ for a total premium of 500$,
1) if it goes to 0, I've lost 160*100 dollars, but made the premium of 500 dollars -- net loss 15,500$
2) if it goes to 500$, I've only made (185-160)*100 bucks off the shares and 500 off the premium -- net gain of 3,000$

Covered calls are for when you think the stock will do well at a steady pace, like indices -- you're holding all this shit. Maybe it'll go for a run that I didn't predict, but most likely I'll make money off speculative losers.
Buying naked calls are for when you're enthusiastic about a break out coming up.
So, I'd sell covered calls off my SPY and LMT/NOC shares which are steady growth to me, but I held naked calls on FB when it dipped hard and I felt it was unwarranted

Sorry if this is unwarranted spoon-feeding or beating you over the head with a point.

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