Mfw live in a shithole and have an unironic offer to be a paid boytoy of a young, wealthy, and cute first-world grill...

>mfw live in a shithole and have an unironic offer to be a paid boytoy of a young, wealthy, and cute first-world grill, but you're married

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Post boipussy for Jow Forums inspection to see if you're qualified for first world "grill"

post pics of her

no fuck that, post pics of your wife

tell the grill that your wife will be a housekeeper. or kill your wife

well, post pics or both

>tell the grill that your wife will be a housekeeper.
She suggested doing that. But I really doubt that my wife will agree.

kek, what a wannabe manwhore

>have an unironic offer to be a paid boytoy of a young, wealthy, and cute first-world grill

Where the FUCK do I sign I to get this?

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doesnt your wife want to get out of the shithole too? what if you make a deal between the three of you. first world grill gets both you and your wife to the first world, then you and your wife go your separate ways when you get there

wait you're married?

post a picture of yourself Ivan

>grill
ruined

i hate you so much.
always shitting up threads with your faggotness

She does, but suggesting this is way too risky. I don't want to cuck her. Just wanted to get this whole thing off my chest. I thought that such situations only happen in movies. Still waiting for the laugh track.

ITT: Ivan lives out his larps

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bitch i just posted a small post, just ignore it

Gives us a picture of yourself please

keep that gay shit in gay lewd posting threads and those other gay threads you start dumb spic

youre not my boss
so you are the one thats making a huge deal about it

then stop responding

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you can be my boss if you want~~

She even offers to buy me and my wife a good apartment or a house here in Russia. But that would be very hard to explain. "Honey, we're moving!"
At least she says that she can help me with money anytime more subtly.

why would a
>a young, wealthy, and cute first-world grill
need
>a paid boytoy
?

you see, for girls paying for sex is much more shameful than for men, that's how our society works, since girls are supposed to attract, if she pays money it's like she admits she has failed hard as a woman while for a man, who is supposed to conquer, paying for sex is pretty much another way of conquering and feels much easier, even if it's not the best way to conquer. she might fall in love with you but if so she would much rather offer you to help to move with her, not to be a "paid boytoy". imo it's a bs

i hope you get beat to death by your fellow countrymen.
and for some reason i think you live in central or south mexico