Why do city slickers intentionally live in disgusting smelling cities full of people? Are the masochists...

>literally everything, all sorts of restaurants, clubs, hangouts, seasonal activities, cultural activities
Clubs are the only thing that don't exist in small town america and those are just a bunch of whores getting fucked up on molly.
>people to meet, better shopping, better travel options, better education
If you're not buying shit online than you're a retard. Education is bullshit, inner city schools are some of the worst in the country while small town schools can maintain smaller class sizes to better teach students.
>you can do outdoors shit while living in a city
>Haha, I walk in a park with a few trees, how natural!
No
youtube.com/watch?v=bA92DXB5FYo
>if you live in the boonies you aren't driving anywhere near a cheap airport, you'd have to go to a hub and nah i'd rather not fucking drive hours to an airport LMAO
Sorry, but since we don't have traffic it takes at most an hour and a half for me to get to Dulles and I live in the middle of fucking nowhere

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Cope

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>meaningful life in a big city working a job that matters
Unless you're a doctor, scientist or a senator or some shit you don't matter and never well.
I work as an EMT, I think my job is pretty important, more than whatever bean counting nonsense you do

i can't wait until i can afford to live in a city. the outdoors are overrated as FUCK.

>Clubs are the only thing that don't exist in small town america and those are just a bunch of whores getting fucked up on molly.
can you go to a cultural event from every culture on the planet in your backwater shithole? or is a "cultural activity" to you the local fucking pumpkin patch ride? there are more jobs in big cities, in small towns you have maybe 2 or 3 types of restaurants to eat at (mostly chains) virtually no shopping (the shopping you do have is all chains), no varied hangouts, not many people to meet, the people you do meet are all the same from the same background

>If you're not buying shit online than you're a retard. Education is bullshit, inner city schools are some of the worst in the country while small town schools can maintain smaller class sizes to better teach students.
literally all of our best pre university schools are in big cities. there are "inner city" black schools and then there are places like harvard-westlake in LA. you have never seen a good school because you live in the middle of nowhere with a school that probably still teaches "both sides" of evolution/creationism

>No
fucking dirt bikes dude? really? that's your reason for living in the middle of nowhere? even people in manhattan can drive up long island and do that shit lmao

>Sorry, but since we don't have traffic it takes at most an hour and a half for me to get to Dulles and I live in the middle of fucking nowhere
an hour and a half to get to an airport, jesus christ that's grim, but to you it's normal LMAO

oh, you're an EMT? doing what? saving one or two people a week from meth overdoses? go be an EMT in a big city and actually help a good amount of people you retard, more jobs for you there too

>go be an EMT in a big city and actually help a good amount of people you retard
You do know that medical services work on a per capita basis, right? They don't hire people to do nothing

right, and big cities are always growing, they're always going to need EMTs

or are you too afraid of the big scary sights and sounds of a big city and to actually help people who need it rather than your one weekly meth OD?

also i'm an ultrasound tech, EMTs are bottom of the barrel high school grad retards, stop acting like you're important and bring people to the hospital so they can actually be fixed

stop larping.

as what

>in small towns you have maybe 2 or 3 types of restaurants to eat at
Really mine has like 2 chains outside the town, on the main street there are several highly regarded restaurants that people come all the way from DC to eat at.
>you have never seen a good school because you live in the middle of nowhere with a school that probably still teaches "both sides" of evolution/creationism
That has to do with state mandated education, not city/rural. All the big cities in the south are just as stupid. My school actually had some of the highest test scores in the state. In fact we something like 50% of the school was in AP programs when I was there.
>an hour and a half to get to an airport, jesus christ that's grim, but to you it's normal LMAO
Yeah, but you also think it's okay to sit in traffic for hours at a time.

Here's a tip - people in the country don't call people from cities "City slickers"
They call them faggots

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>if all you enjoy in life is walking around innawoods you are the biggest NPC of them all, if that's what stimulates you you're not even a fucking human

Opposite actually, humans are designed to walk around in the woods, not soul less concrete blocks.

>Really mine has like 2 chains outside the town, on the main street there are several highly regarded restaurants that people come all the way from DC to eat at.
several highly regarded restaurants? holy fuck dude! just kidding, nobody gives a shit if you think your local taco joint is good, new york city alone has 72 michelin starred restaurants. fucking 72. but hey man your taco joint rules lol

>That has to do with state mandated education, not city/rural. All the big cities in the south are just as stupid. My school actually had some of the highest test scores in the state. In fact we something like 50% of the school was in AP programs when I was there.
literally nothing you say about education matters - every big city in america has a globally top rated middle/high school. this is a fact.

>Yeah, but you also think it's okay to sit in traffic for hours at a time.
i don't sit in traffic at all, why are you harping on about this? there's only traffic if there's a major wreck, same as anywhere else

>literally telling me it's not an NPC thing to do when you do what humans are hard-wired to do, walk around in the fucking woods
lmao ok buddy go to bed

also don't forget, rural retards, your 10s are 5s in big cities, but enjoy big bertha i'm sure she's beautiful in your eyes :)

little brown sausage hands typed this post

You seem awful upset about a whole lotta nothing pal

>72 michelin starred restaurants
So you have some meme metric, like you're over hyped pizza that taste like fucking cardboard?
Good food rarely comes from big cities, trust me I've been to plenty. Especially BBQ, if it isn't being sold out of a place that looks like it's about to fall over than it's probably crap.
>every big city in america has a globally top rated middle/high school.
Key word being 'a' but that doesn't mean that rural area's have worse schools which is just factually wrong.
>i don't sit in traffic at all
Oh sorry, I forgot that you're a buscuck because you're too poor to afford a car due to paying $5000 a month for a studio apartment full of cockroaches

>tfw got a job in the nearby big city that lets me work from home as much as I want so I can just live an hour away in the countryside
feels good to never see those fuckers and not have to spend my money on a 600sqft shithole apartment

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>So you have some meme metric
imagine coping with your boring, meaningless existence this hard

michelin starred restaurants exist outside of big cities too, but it's rare because talent converges in big cities. the best people at anything always live in a big city, not bumfuck virginia.

>Good food rarely comes from big cities, trust me I've been to plenty. Especially BBQ,
the best BBQ is in nashville and kansas city, not your po dunk shithole.

>Oh sorry, I forgot that you're a buscuck because you're too poor to afford a car due to paying $5000 a month for a studio apartment full of cockroaches
i own a car and live in a $700/mo clean 1b/1ba apartment. but if all of this imagining helps you cope with the fact that literally nobody envies the boring shithole life you live then by all means keep doing it :^)

Because I can walk 1km in either direction and reach a supermarket that's open from 8 to 22, 7 days a week.
Or be in a nice downtown area in 5 minutes.
10 minutes walking is also enough to reach the forest for me. And if I desire a garden I could get a house with one.

Only downside is expensive garages, so my car sleeps outside.

>but that doesn't mean that rural area's have worse schools which is just factually wrong.
also, you're wrong, it's factually true that rural areas suffer from EXTREMELY poor education. google it. do your own research so you can't claim that whatever I link you is "biased". rural areas have less college attendance and higher military enlistment because their schools are fucking horrible and don't prepare them well enough for university. people in big cities have WAY too many opportunities to enlist in the military.

here's one source though if you'd like to read: aei.org/publication/dont-forget-rural-schools/

>In fact, as a recent Wall Street Journal analysis showed, rural counties are now worse off than inner cities in poverty, educational opportunity, male employment, and a host of other measures.

your schools are worse than inner city nigger schools LOL

sounds more like a suburb

I grew up in a tiny town, live in a big city now and I FUCKING HATE IT. Literally the only thing still holding me in this shit hole is my job, I would have fucked off years ago if not for that.

I don't understand how anyone can be subhuman enough to eat at restaurants instead of preparing his own food. You literally pay absurd prices for some nigger who scratches his ass and balls every 2 minutes to prepare your food, it's vomit inducing. That's not even mentioning you're supposed to tip some other nigger just for existing.

>the best BBQ is in nashville and kansas city
Damn, you're dumb
Memphis' is better than Nashville's and South Carolina's low country BBQ is better than both

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you've never been to a big city have you? houses can have gardens and no in a suburb you can't fucking walk anywhere in 10 minutes other than to your local meth lab or mcdonalds

>I don't understand how anyone can be subhuman enough to eat at restaurants instead of preparing his own food.
can you cook every type of food known to man? things that take years to learn to cook? i know how to cook, my gf often cooks for me as well, that doesn't mean i don't like having a plethora of options from every different culture on the planet to eat at

are we really going to get into a subjective argument over which bbq tastes better? is that your metric for judging which place is better to live? fucking pathetic

also nice anime girl you faggot nerd, christ

>it's factually true that rural areas suffer from EXTREMELY poor education
The south does, but that's just the south being shit
centerforpubliceducation.org/research/out-loop-rural-education-us

>can you cook every type of food known to man?
No I can't, why would I want to eat every type of food known to man? I'm not a fat fuck obsessed with eating everything that can be digested.

Nigga I live in a suburb and I could literally walk to the nearby grocery stores in 10 minutes. One is open 24/7, the other is open like 7am-10pm. Just depends on the suburb I suppose

nope, it's everywhere considered rural, try again

face it - unless you're the type to camp literally every fucking week or hunt or do anything like that there's 0 reason to live in a small town over a big city unless you can't afford it

imagine being this fucking boring lmao, ok cletus you have fun with your instant mac and cheese and hot dogs :) maybe even a STEAK on a special night!!

I'm not the guy you were replying to, genius
And don't pretend to sit on a high horse by yelling about subjectivity when the entirety of the urban/rural divide is, at this point, pretty much solely subjective
You're not a superior being for living in a city, to claim to be so just goes to show how much you most certainly are not

a grocery store? WTF packing up to move to bumfuck idaho already

>disgusting smelly cities

I'm only in BR for vacation, I live in Sapporo.
Not my fault that your country is a massive shithole like Brazil or any other African hellhole.

Japan and S. Korea are clean, I've lived in many cities in both without any problems.

>instant food
Imagine being such a literal nigger you'd even CONSIDER eating instant food. Like holy shit city niggers never cease to amaze me in how outright gross they can be.

good post

The person I replied to said that he can walk to a supermarket in 10 minutes like it is some unique experience, that is why I said that you absolute mongoloid

I have no idea. I lived in Chicago for the first 18 years of my life and it was fucking miserable. I hated absolutely everything about it. Now for the last few years I've lived in the middle of nowhere Arizona and I'm the happiest I've ever been. I get that everyone has their own tastes but I seriously cannot comprehend how people enjoy living in huge cities. I would rather kill myself than ever go back to that.

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lmao what a horrible attempt, nah dude i'm good, the only instant food i eat is shit like shin ramyun on occasion and that's still probably better than your local taco joint

rural retards are the most boring people on the planet and you deserve all the ire you get

If you make over $50,000 you will be purged in the revolution

I never got the hating cities meme. Just sounds like you’re a poltard who’s butthurt that some people don’t larp as pioneers.

Anyway humans have always formed cities since the dawn of civilization; the dawn of civilization is precisely the moment we formed a city.
But to answer your question, humans build and live in cities because they present more economic opportunity and promote the exchange of goods, services and ideas. You should learn about economics and history someday.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economies_of_agglomeration

I've definitely eaten a wider variety of food than you (I've been to 16 different countries and every continent except Antarctica) and I still prefer a hamburger over exotic food. You sound like a huge faggot who has nothing to define himself by except what he consumes.

>and I still prefer a hamburger over exotic food.
with some nice heinz ketchup too right cletus?

you're boring as fuck, everyone thinks you're boring as fuck, nobody wants to hang out with you because you're boring as fuck

I buy veggies at farmers market and fresh meat at a butcher shop. If I lived in a rural area I'd probably grow my own stuff instead but I have no time or space for that here.
You meanwhile are the type of subhuman urban rat who pays 400 bucks for a bowl of soup with Paco and Shaniqua's bodily fluids in it. You're repulsive on a genetic level.

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lol mad

80% of Americans live in cities and OP is a retarded faggot /thread

based

dumb city slicker

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>more people do it so it's better

what is this post even supposed to mean? "haha I buy meat at a bucher shop and veggies at a farmer market this makes me unique"

"YOU however drink brown people cum haha owned"

nice

>he doesn’t live somewhere to reap the benefits of both
Both city slickers and cuntry folk tend to be various levels of cunts anyways.

>Cletus
I live in downtown Boston. You are so insecure man, I don't even want to make fun of you. I just feel sad for you.

rural is cheaper, if they didn't want to live in the city they could leave at any time. people prefer cities for a reason - they're more fun and have more opportunity. end of. you can't argue against this.

I think they're insane to live in something so hideous and ugly just to talk to people that really don't care if they get their head beaten in.

I would never live in a city.
It's worthless and excruciating.

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Well it obviously presents a lot of advantages that rural living doesn’t offer, if 80% of the population does it.

City is fine, rural is fine, suburbs are cancer.

>you’re boring as fuck
>WE HAB KLUBZ N CAN LARP AS GORDAN RAMSAY N SHIET
Both of you are opposite sides of the same faggot coin.

more fun for normies and npcs*

cletus is a mindset, and you are a cletus. your favorite food is a hamburger? seriously, how boring can you get? what went wrong in your life?

know how i know you're good at square dancing?

If you eat at restaurants you are little better than livestock. I have more respect for hobos feasting on stray cats than I have for you.

American cities suck, but they’ve been getting better.
Traditional cities and villages are 10/10.

In Europe you can live in a village and walk to everything, then a few blocks over you’re in a pasture with sheep. You should see it sometime.
In America all of this gets ruined by suburbs and car dependency.

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>being a normie is bad
virgin who will suicide in his 20s: the post

i don't, but what are you implying? are you one of those fat faggot nerds who LARPs as some big strong country man who only eats the deer he shoots? or are you just broke and is the only food you get whatever you can cook from walmart?

>cletus is a mindset, and you are a cletus

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Haven’t square danced a single time in my life but keep whining this much lmfao. I’m sure you can make a better time out clubbing or some shit involving overpriced alcohol than bitching here.

>your favorite food is a hamburger?
Tell me where I said that my retarded friend. I said I would rather eat a hamburger than sushi or escargot, even though I've eaten plenty of both. I don't have a favorite food, there's like 15 different foods competing for that spot.

You can literally gauge how shitty a thing is by how popular it is.

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You should make this thread on Jow Forums so you can be protected by your safe space OP.
They don’t post facts there.

what are you, a fucking hipster?

I already said what I eat and where I get it here you illiterate mutt piece of shit.

What are you, a fucking nigger?

>tfw virgin that will suicide on his 50th to 51st birthday

It's not a bad thing.
I've accepted death through suffering.

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so...you do what every normal person does? you think i've never been to a farmer's market or a butcher? are you retarded? i grill regularly, that doesn't mean i don't like having the option of eating any type of food i want at any time

why would you purposely limit yourself? rural cletus mindset lmao

Because I have a job and a higher education, for starters.

>being a normie is bad
It seems to mean you cant read well so in a way it is

>city slicker thinks he won

You live packed in like sardines with people who hate you and your electoral college vote is worth less than mine

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>people stay in cities because there's more to do and more opportunities

>yeah well look at these bad movies!!
you're about as smart as a nigger

just do it now

Then why are you yapping about restaurants and instant food you obnoxious shitskin?

Lol
Electoral college votes are determined by state, not municipality.
You should get an education sometime.

because if you live in a rural shithole your options are mcdonalds and the locally owned taco joint? can you read? rural retards have 0 options, if they want anything exotic they HAVE to learn make it themselves. every single dish. it's their only choice.

>You should get an education sometime.
if he doesn't live in a city i don't think that'll do much

I have both and live outside the city though

Do you live in a rural state?

You're gonna pop a blood vessel m8 you've made half of the posts ITT. Go for a walk or something and come back later.

and you'd objectively have more opportunity in a city

so unless you mean "near the city, but just outside" then you're stunting yourself, sorry

I'm not dumb

I would rather live and experience the natural world the way it was meant to be experienced.

I think most people that live in cities are either A or B

A.) Doing it because of work and they must travel frequently (High IQ, High conscientiousness)
B.) Doing it for social networks and career

It's really something meant for the most industrious members of industrial society, not necessarily the most intelligent.

>more to do
Don't give a shit about your normalfaggot meme activities. The fact that popular things are shit is a RULE because they're mass produced explicitly to appeal to the lowest common denominator AKA retards AKA your family.

>I know what farmers markets are!
>B-BUT THE ONLY OPTION IN RURAL AREAS IS MCDONALDS
Does it hurt to try to think how these two statements contradict one another?

>slick
>smell
>masochism
>anime ass
Good thread

>rural state
There is no such thing aside from maybe Wyoming. In every state most of the population is concentrated in cities.

The convince is a city is just too nice to pass up.

Living in the country is pretty stressful too.

:3

>go to seasonal matsuri festival on the weekend for fun
>have friends from all different backgrounds
>can shop for designer clothing 10 minutes from my house
>concerts from all sorts of artists, big and small, at my fingertips
>food from around the globe at my fingertips
>cheap international flights to anywhere anytime readily available
>more jobs, better networking, better education

>rural retards will say all this sucks because i can't shoot a deer from my apartment

lmao literally lmaoing

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Why the fuck would you reply with that you fuckwad