>America doesn't have kinder surprises
Eat my ass, euros
America doesn't have kinder surprises
Ian Jones
Nolan Roberts
the ban on kinder eggs was lifted a few years ago but they keep the memes going because its an Jow Forums tradition now
Owen Perez
it's not the same product
Luis Gomez
No one cares. The damage is done.
Lincoln Evans
Brainlet here, I almost choked on one
Lucas Bennett
kinder joy != kinder surprise
Liam Hall
>different product
>WARNING
Eat ass-like Kinder eggs, Murricans
Christopher Brown
reported to the ATF
nothing personel kiddo
Robert Stewart
Holy fuck it's not even a kinder suprise lol. Half the package is a candy half is a toy. They had to dumb it down and put the toy outside the cover half the case in a warning.
Ryder Foster
>kinder joy
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Josiah Harris
>Americans literally get dumbed down food
Leo Young
I work at CVS and had a lady get mad at me cause I couldn't tell her what the toy inside was
Ryan Morales
1/10 thats the wrong one dumbass, those are shit.
These are the proper ones.
Christian Lewis
I should be able to get the non-joy in Mexico, right?
What kind of junk do they contain again?
Carter Jenkins
could be anything really, depends on the season. sometimes there are events and the eggs have limited edition toys
one time when i was a kid i bought two eggs, got doraemon in one and his sister dorami in the other
Jaxon King
are they as good as Cadbury eggs?
Isaac Lopez
>autists
what is with CVS and autists
Owen Price
Never heard of Kinder Joy. Is it just the same shit without the toys?
Elijah Anderson
Lmaooo
James Sanders
Read the package dummy
Gabriel Kelly
I bought one once. Actual Kinde Surprise are still banned. Those are gross
Joshua Evans
^
Brayden Jenkins
Are Kinder Suprises even any good? Ive only ever had Kinder Bueno, which was pretty good
Josiah Peterson
They are good. Not for the price though.
Zachary Stewart
Did American kids actually die from them or were Americans just being ridiculously overdramatic? I don't know which would be funnier
Christopher Smith
The reason is American law just says you can't put inedible things inside food.
Angel Baker
"Inedible" is notional, you could eat anything if you tried
Robert Reed
>Kinder goy
>Same as Kinder Surprise
Dominic Russell
Just buy kinder maxi it's essentially kinder surprise without the toy or lack of eadible parts
Aiden Sanchez
kinder joy != kinder surprise
Juan Murphy
why are your kinder eggs wrapped in some weird cancer plastic instead of just wrapped in foil...
also wtf @ that warning label. how retarded are mutts
Joshua Scott
wrong egg Alejandro
Nathan Walker
Dafuq?
Adrian Taylor
Do you eat it with a spoon?
Gavin Rodriguez
Can you buy a whole chicken with its bones?
David Diaz
Be careful amerimutt you may choke don't be stupid and put that down
Parker Ramirez
yes, they taste terrible
Austin Howard
lol what a a joke
Wyatt Brooks
Not if you're older than 10 years old. They were fun when we were kids because of the surprises they contain
Benjamin Sullivan
Amerilards eat the bones lmao
Parker Bennett
What is that shit?
Jonathan Walker
disgusting
Andrew Williams
looks like dog shit covered with cum.
Henry Moore
This law also predates the creation of the kinder egg.
Henry Gonzalez
Malaysia also have the same kinder joy as americans. Why are you getting butthurt over some chocolate that's been modified ? You're not 12 years old are you?
Grayson Kelly
i used to buy 1 a day when i was a kid, but just for the surprise. i threw away the chocolate.
Henry Gomez
I see them all the time at walmart. Where did this meme come from?