/brit/

Nearly time to get out

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ask mark what it's like when he's back on

>poo willy arse post read out more than 50 times

>just... why... what does poo nigger even mean? I don't understand... he was such a kind and sociable child

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Superman?

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they'd probably just be sad for me

n word poo

honestly think that if you're not content with life as it is, you won't be content when you're rich

Mummy works as a nanny for a literal billionaire, his wife has everything she could ever want, yet she's miserable as fuck and just mopes around their 20 bed estate mansion, wouldn't trade places with her tbf

wouldn't want to marry a billionaire, they've got money to make sure you're watched all the time
i think maybe 1 million is the cut-off. they're not going to be able to afford someone following you constantly, so you can go fuck around while they're busy with work and stuff

that's because she's a woman, their lives are over once they're married and their bodies in decline

loads of incomprehensible shit from /mu/ /tv/ and /lit/ they wouldn't understand, and just pages of toxic waste from /brit/

1 million is nothing lmao

Having things won't satisfy boredom, who would've thought? I bet I could make her happy with my dick

>text captcha meme
this is a legacy meme and will be discontinued by the end of the year

fairly sure god just fucking hates me

after 22 years of my life I finally have a date tommorow night with a qt from my course and I wake up this morning with man flu, fucks sake

hahaha get fucked virgin

i'm sure you've go a million in the bank lad

still have a fear that someone will create a website where you type in someone's phone number and it tells you every post they made on yikyak

folc

i am a net worth millionaire yes

ur such a freaking ore, i mined it ur such a freaking ore, i mined it ur such a freaking ore, i mined it ur stevie is an ore, he's iron i just pulled up in a cart mine that ore out in the cave and i mined up on those diamonds or those emeralds, idk nothing and my stevie's getting diamonds like a pickaxe steve we mining all these ores inside my e-chest look like i used x-ray when i went mining so much diamonds in my e-chest oo frick, what's the coordinates? me and alex sipping drink oo frick, she take my ores ur such a freaking ore, i mined it ur such a freaking ore, i mined it ur such a freaking ore when the first time they asked steve "you want some diamonds or some iron?" why u trynna act like u was mining diamonds before u came out here ur such a freaking, im a sick steve, i like a quick diamond im a sick steve, i like a quick diamond woh im a sick steve, i like a quick diamond woh im a sick steve, i like a quick diamond woh im a sick steve, i like a quick diamond i like my pick enchanted i buy u a sick house i buy u some new picks i get u the e-chest how u get those diamonds the pickaxe they mined them im a sick steve, i'm playing minecraft i like hearing creepers i like to kill mobs i wanna hear more zombies i like to kill mobs give me some diamonds, u mining iron alex ur such a freaking ore, i mined it ur such a freaking ore, i mined it

[doubt]

something like 10% have net worth of £1m+

you are replying to homealone and he will reply to this post with something along the lines of "cope"

If I got to name a disease I would call it Sex Disease. I don't even care what the disease does, if I get to name it it's getting named Sex Disease.

and i can guarantee not a single one of them is posting on /brit/

goodpost

>net worth of 1 million
>look like a 5'3 diego riviera but uglier

not a worthy trade off imo

very naive, but whatevs makes you feel better copelord
agreed

I put my hands behind my back and then move my elbows in front of my body so they touch. Can you do this?

being 5'3 diego rivera but worse is a fate worse than death

dogshit dave

Yes when I was younger. Haven't tried in a long time tho

in order to call out those he hated more than anything, he had to become one of them
coming to cinemas this winter, he is...
schizokiwi

at least he gives you a date

I actually am becoming a more toxic and borderline schizo poster, but I'm forced into it by being surrounded by so many shitters

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45819203
do not personally want a standing desk

family is worth probably $5 million but I am a poor runt

just had a proper weird freak out lost control and chopped into my hair a bunch of times with the scissors i was using to open my parcel lol

he's not the poster we need but he's the poster we deserve

Thoughts?

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womanish claws scrawled this post

have £12 in my bank, look like Henry cavil

me

fuck off billionaire

talking to a girl and she said "I'm craving a facial" surely she knows how that sounds SURELY

sorry goy, no gf for you

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>he has his own bank
FOJ

Love woad

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Nice one. Looks like you have two stumps.

took the missus to a jewellry shop and she said she'd love a pearl necklace
I was like calm down love we're in public haha dear oh dear

Well that's odd.....
Flight ticket said Pennsylvania....
south africa uh hmmm ah yes

yeah ive had about 5 bank accounts closed

>song has an anime music video

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she wants you to make a move

How?

sort ur shit out lmao

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she already wants to stay at mine and shag we've established that

well then of course she knows

Me? I literally dress up as the Joker, every single fucking day

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Never had sex before in my life

In order for this nurse to use inches, she would have first had to establish a frame of reference for inches. How did she establish that frame of reference?

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Pay for my wedding, peasants.

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Girls und Panzer cracks me the fuck up.
I wonder what Uncle Adolf would think?
Probably that it's Degen.
Maybe he'd reckon it god tier propaganda tho.
This shit unironically turned some weebs NatSoc I guarantee it.

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business idea: start up a mafia style organisation which promises girlfriends to virgins

Gossiping about patient's penises I imagine

Alri lads, driving test on Friday

I can do you one better and make it a noncey weeaboo video
youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

Haggis and potato scone roll for breakfast lads

match with multiple qts a day on tinder but don't feel like messaging or replying to them. I feel drained for some reasons, can't bring myself to go on dates and whatnot

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business idea: start up a terrorist organisation which promises girlfriends to virgins

Unironically, or are you taking the piss out of me when I said that for breakfast a while back and somecunt asked if i was doug?

Just wanked for the first time in 2 weeks

They should be messaging you first

They do it pretty often

When my older brother was on a hospital ward he pretended to be asleep whilst a couple of nurses checked his willy out before an operation

I'm genuinely eating a haggis and potato scone roll for breakfast lad

some do, but I don't reply to them

he's using a saffer proxy now

GARP

GARP

nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/nottinghams-sinister-joker-jailed-banned-2095958

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why the FUCK do teats have to look so nice

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i basically live in and out of debt. i don't live 'beyond my means' in some massive consumer pleb way either, i don't buy the must have gadgets or anything, i just am in a phase of not caring about debt and debtors prison doesn't exist so i just dont care, its temporary
last year i had a significant amount of crypto and still negative bank balance
just one of those "all or nothing" people i've been told, which i probably agree with, been fired from every job i've ever had too, etc.
basically, i don't mind living in destitution temporarily, or for periods of time since it helps bring hyper focus to my every day life (obviously this is temporary, i shan't be doing this forever) but it's just a form of learning from adversity for me
i've had money and spent it because in my mind i feel "now is not the time to make a lot of money just yet, that comes later, now is about experience" as edgy as that sounds

not sure why you're proud to be gay

Was he hard?

Porter Robinson is a huge weeb but he makes good music desu

currently not listening to Contrapoints talk about Incels

he had kidney stones, so probably

Is that Cherie Deville?