Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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マリオカート乙

もぅマヂ無理。マリカしょ・・・

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もう10月なのに蒸し暑いな
どうなってんだ

おつ

世界の終わりが近づいてる

私は童貞なので天国に行けると思う。

何歳?

32歳

あんまり覚えていないけど、まだマイケルジャクソンが黒人の男の子だった頃に生まれた。

うわー
おじさん達はもう魔法使いになったでしょ

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好きな女の子に対して透明人間になる魔法を使える。
まだ未熟だから力をコントロールできないけど。

とっとと風俗いけよw
theFも日本の風俗で童貞捨てたんだぞ

彼女とヤったのかと思った

逆に処女は何歳までokなんdぁ?

中学生の頃まで

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Ramen Heads

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Sorry for burgerspeak in the #Based #Jap thread, but is it only me or is that .gif an excelllent illusion as to whether the cartoon is swaying sideways or thrusting forwards?
What movement *is* the character actually executing?

日本では、18-19歳の未婚女性の約75%が処女ですよ。

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I am sorry I can't into Japanese, but can you please explain that graph?
It looks pretty interesting.

でも一応40代まで処女がいるんだw
安心したわw

In Japan, about 75% of 18-19 years old Japanese girls are virgin

>0代まで処女
さよならミス・ワイコフみたいだな

I forgot to translate
>未婚の "unmarried"

童貞は一度捨てたら二度と戻らないんやぞ。
第1俺が彼女を作らなくても誰かが彼女を作って帳尻を合わせてくれる。
社会ってのはよく出来てる

I would very much like to know that too.

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こんにちは~
元気にしてます?

>童貞は一度捨てたら二度と戻らないんやぞ
せやな
童貞は捧げるもの
もったいなくておいそれと使うわけにはいかないw

おー、チェコくん
こんばんはw

What the actual fuck?
And what about men?
Holy shit... that's fucked up.
Is it due to social reclusion or is it another case of "princess syndrome"?

>And the overall virginity is rising.
Man, Japan will Hogwarts in a few years time.
Fearseome wizard powers!

I am sometimes wondering if I shouldn't just try to get into a child-care facility or kindergarten, children always make me smile.
Welp, now I am on the path of physics.
Caring for children doesn't pay the bills.

>What the actual fuck?
Maybe yes

>what about men?
They are similar to Japanese girls
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>Is it due to social reclusion or is it another case of "princess syndrome"?
Maybe they don't want to make love
That is not interesting very much

真実を言わなければならない時がやってきた
ぼく、童貞じゃない!

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普通は高校くらいに自然と彼氏彼女が出来て童貞処女は捨てる物じゃないか?
俺はちょっと早くて中学でだったけどよ

よろしい
ならば、お前の相手について詳しく聞かせてもらおうか

理解不能だ
そもそも学校に女子がいなかった

そうか
男子校だった友達達は文化祭の時に来る近くの高校の女子に声をかけたりしてたな
付き合うまで行った奴もそこそこいた
まぁ最低男同士でも別に付き合えるし

男のケツで童貞捨てるなんて地獄だろ

i want a cute japanese gf

なら処女を捨てればよい
別にホモじゃねぇけど興味はあるわ

China vs. Japan

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>Maybe they don't want to make love
So the concept of partnership has lost its allure in Japan?
People just don't want to be together anymore.
Wow, if that is true then Finland can go home, you lads are the top autists then. Pretty sad, but I guess it's similar in Europe.
Heck, I myself am 220 and virgin. Damn it all to hell. Do you have "incel communities" over there in Animeland?


Thanks for your answers.

>I myself am 220
How do I obtain immortality?

良かったー
今は?

That's why I came from Finland to my true home country of Japan.

t. khhv

I meant 20, sorry, I am not the best typist.
In fact, I am failing at quite a lot right now.
How the fuck does one get the motivation to do all the work required for uni...
I need to regain morale, everything just makes me want to kill myself desu.

Kek, you are acctually a spurdotist?
You aren't joking?

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>I meant 20
I thought it was your weight.

>you are acctually a spurdotist?
Yes.

この精液の鬼は誰?

私です。

No, I am a helthy pseudo-skelly.
I am not fat, 185cm@72Kg.
I used to lightly work out once, you can add 3Kg for that.
It actually looked kinda good.
Amazing that you are actually finnish.
Had any gaijin-chasers come after you?
Heh, who am I kidding, we use Jow Forums, haha.
But it is a cool coincidence.
I will stop disrupting the japanese thread now, sorry for any inconvenience I caused.
Also: is learning japanese a meme?
I am kinda weary due to all the anime autists that are in there learning it - is it worth it? Is the country good or are things as cold and depressing as I think they are?
What about ecnonomy? Is it worth having on the CV to be able to speak anime?
Right now I can only speak a little bit Baguette from schooltime, fluent Burger and fluent Hitler.

Oh, and I was learning Vodka-speak when I was at an international school, but they weren't rigorous, so all I really know is the russion alphabet.

Reiß dich zusammen user.

Uni isn't always easy but it's not that tough either. What are you studying?

>How the fuck does one get the motivation to do all the work required for uni
I'd like to know, too
I usually end up putting things off until it's due the next day

Learning languages usually only works when you actually want to learn them
If you don't, you'll just give up halfway(if you even get that far)
Maybe look around for jobs that require Japanese and you'll see what options there are in your vicinity

この英語の長文は誰だ
GKかな

青春ブタ野郎2話見た
微妙だな
もっと盛り上がってくれないと3話切りになるよ

シスプリの春歌やで

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最近はアニメ多すぎて0話切りだわ
pvやあらすじ、キャラデザ見てウンコそうだったらそこで切る
放送中だけでも全作品3話までとりあえず様子見とかもう無理でちゅ

Isn't there like a stat where 1 out of 20 women have entered fuuzoku at some point in their life (at least, I think it's supposed to be "at some point in their lives" and not "are currently in the business"). Fuuzoku = sex/night life industry
This stat and the data posted above...quite extreme on both ends if it is true

青春ブタ野郎切ったら5つしか残らないよ

5つもあんのかよ
ジョジョSAOゴブスレとあるとか?

>Had any gaijin-chasers come after you?
I don't think I've been to places where people like that would hang out. But even if I did I doubt they would.
It won't hurt to try learning Japanese but I can say I wouldn't bother if I wasn't a weeb. I'd maybe go for Chinese, Korean or Icelandic instead.

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Bsc Physics.
Zusammenreißen ist schwer, wenn man psychisch eine totale Pussy geworden ist, die sich wegen allem spontan vor's Eis werfen will.
Kommenden Montag geht's los.
War ja bis jetzt nur der Vorkurs.
Danke für die Worte. Ich mache mir einen Plan.

ジョジョはそもそも絵が受け付けない
進撃、バナナフィッシュ、SAO3期、禁書3期、ゴブリンスレイヤー

>off until it's due the next day
Haha, yeah, I lay in bed all day and then it becomes more of an actual deadline.

>Learning languages usually only works when you actually want to learn them
Hmmm, I wanted to visit 2ch and actually understand what they talk there in that seminal place of imageboards.
I also had a classmate that learned japanese and went there for half a year.
When I was in that international school I really did get find origami cool, guess I was a weeb before it was cool.
Maybe I will find time in the coming uni-studies.

Oh shit, that's pretty bad, but also shows why most women don't have to be homeless. I guess it really is "easy money" for the modern (((liberated))) woman.

I am afraid of chinese due to the attached peoples and culture.
My father is in buisness and it isn't nice.
I'd stay away from that type of gaijin chase anyways, they are of the same mindset as coal-burning whores and usually of ill character I heard.
I think I'll try to learn the alphabet and see if I like it then.

Physik ist schon das schlimmste Auti-Fach von allen, ich könnts nicht durchziehen, aber da fehlt mir auch die Motivation. Welche Uni?

Die ersten Semester sind sowieso die schlimmsten, danach ist alles Routine. Manchmal ist der Vorkurs auch stressiger als der Semesterbetrieb, aber bei Physik weiß ichs nicht.

There a huge demand in the night life industry which is a lot of girls enter JAV or hostess business, escorting and the like. Pornstars in particular earn a lot. Like a lot.

I mean, just think about how many people who didn't care about foreign languages in High School have a good enough level of foreign languages to hold an actual conversation in real life

When I was actively studying Japanese by myself, I wasn't forcing myself to do it. I was actually looking forward to learning more but not everybody is like that.

>I think I'll try to learn the alphabet and see if I like it then.
That's a good idea. It's 2x46 characters so it's not that bad, though many friends that asked me to teach them Japanese gave up before they learned those

>1 out of 20 women
That figure is derived from unrealistic assumptions such as that an average whorehouse has 30 women working.

I'm in no rush, I'm nothing if not used to tfwnogf. I will meet my perfect Japanese gf during a chance meeting at toranoana. It will surely happen.
Learning kana is very easy and useful if you're interested in anything Japanese.

our night life industry is very competitive.
not very many are pretty enough for it.

maybe no

急に弟が帰ってきた。

無職になってることがばれた。
死にそう。

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まだ画像スパム残ってたか

My gf helps me pick out stuff in toranoana. It is a nice activity and I can recommend it.

その人風俗嬢?

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和人に質問だ。
「アジアン」と呼ばれたらムカっとするんですか?

JAV?

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その女はjavなのか

呼ばれたことないのでわかりません。

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自分が無職ってこと?
弟に説教されたのかw

説教はされてないけど・・・

冷たい視線を感じた。
転職活動中じゃいとか言える仲じゃないし。
食欲すっかり失せた。

>言える仲じゃないし
ずいぶん水臭い仲だなw

水臭いどころか、ずっと口聞いてないw
子供のころからケンカばっかしてたけど、大人になったらケンカから無視になった。

英語のユーチューブのコメ欄とか見たことないのか?

ちなみにあの女性の殺害者はロマ人だし、痴漢やレイプ大国ニッポン人に言われたくないですね。

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> I myself am 220 and virgin
凄い人が来た
3話見るまでもなく切るのが増えたな
>toranoana
What are favorite Anime and Manga?

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年が1個か2個違いだろ

>Do you have "incel communities" over there in Animeland?
Probably no
But many of virgin Japanese think that it is not necessary to do what it is not necessary
So, many married couples make few love even though after they married
By the way, sometimes I wonder why European people try to make communities or organisations

VIPからきすた

fuck off ,nigga

なぜ?
6歳違いですがw

普通損だけ離れてたらけんかにならないもんだけどな
うちなんて6個下の弟甘やかしっぱなし

>痴漢やレイプ大国
AVの見過ぎ
あれ、ほとんどフェイクだよ

しません
日本人はアジアンだから
なんでそんな質問をするの?