Post the average man from your country. No cherrypicking!!

This bloke looks like a fine lad

instagram.com/juhanikalervonpoika/?hl=en

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>Finnish viking
jesus christ

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Cringe overload

Why doesn't he just LARP into Finnish mythology?

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Too low IQ

>viking
>mjolnir
>nordic
sheesh what a cuck

why are so many Finns such Uncle Toms?

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there were/are also many finns playing on the vikings series

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it's the equivalent American nogs dressing up as confederate soldiers and flying the stars and bars en masse, pathetic

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i'm unironically wearing a mjolnir necklace atm, while rocking a long blond hair and beard.
i also own some viking axes and shields

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You probably overweight and your room full of snack wraps laying around your room too.

i'm also 207cm tall, 130kg with 8% bf and my dick is 23cm

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i think he looks like the average german. just imagine his face with lighter or darker hair for more variety. thats germans for you

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daniel brühl is his name

What's so bad about Finns wearing Mjolnir pendants, aside from the general cringe of being larpagans? Wikipedia says that Ukko had a stone axe/hammer so unless this is larper revisionism it doesn't seem too bad.

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Are you sure??? They look way below average!!!!!!!
This is how average Norwegian looks like, or he's like 3,5/10

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What's so bad about niggers LARPing as confederates? Nothing, just racially cucked.

he just looks like the average nord tourist in southern europe

Finns look more like these ones. youtube.com/watch?v=-2WqQY_xSSM

Cringie skinnyfat muscleless worms thinking they are cool vikings

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instagram.com/p/Bbklgy3F-Mc/?hl=en&taken-by=juhanikalervonpoika
Hahahahahahaha

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Well, they could be wearing Ukko's hammer for one...

>t. finno-hohol hybrid

their bassist looks pretty good nowdays

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But Norse mythology isnt even native for you

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*puts on mjolnir necklace*
and what are you going to do about that?

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>*puts on mjolnir necklace*
and what are you going to do about that?
Come over here, taste my katana

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Yes because finland was a part of Sweden so they can also wear mjölnir necklaces

Hail Earth Mother of All!
May your fields increase and flourish,
Your forests grow and spread,
And your waters run pure and free.
Accept my offering, O Earth Mother.
Bring for-

what sorry?
i was just praying for my God Óðinn

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we're too white to be asian

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*evades katana*
*taps him on the back*
pst, I'm over here

Droymde mik ein draum i nótt
um silki ok ærlig pell,
um hægindi svá djupt ok mjott,
um rosemd með engan skell.

Ok i drauminom ek leit
sem gegnom ein groman glugg
þá helo feigo mennsko sveit,
hver sjon ol sin eiginn ugg.

Talit þeira otta jok
ok leysingar joko enn —
en oft er svar eit þyngra ok,
þó spurning at bera brenn.

Ek fekk sofa lika vel,
ek truða þat væri best —
at hvila mik á goðu þel´
ok gloyma svá folki flest´.

Friðinn, ef hann finzt, er hvar
ein firrest þann mennska skell,
fær veggja sik um, droma þar
um silki ok ærlig pell.

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> larps as a north germanic pagan.

cringe. at least ours are north germanics

i am germanic viking

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simple as

Cringe, this Finn is a viking

han söt

looks like he's about to expire

>that guy with moles everywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=vRte4W3gTb0
this is what I larp as, u mad thorbjörn?

wearing a mjolnir pendant as a finn is cucked desu
dont do that lads

No it's not

this guy used to be play in some black metal band in 90s

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t. bull

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>mjolnir pendant
what's this?

finnish pendant
all finns wear it

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Which scandi didn't in the 90s?

Gosh this Finnish poster makes me cringe.

a norse symbol people wear around their necks
if you are not germanic and you wear it you are cringey

ko.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/묠니르

well according to sk version wikipedia, this pendant was used only in norway, sweden and iceland..

How do I unlock the character in the background?

i am germanic pagan viking

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10/10 here

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I can't tell if finns are as autistic as singaporeans or the other way around

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There is something very distinct about the soyboy face. This guy is making the exact form of it with his face but it doesnt look like a soyboy face to me.

all memes aside, we do have a pendant which looks like it

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what do the finnish letters in the background say user?

it's too damn blurry, can't see a thing

handicap parking

You should wear glasses user. This finn leaving in sweden can see what it says just fine

I am Greek

average man and his average family

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Dont you mean a christian turk?

He has a new gf now?

is there a difference?

>mfw i found out i'm a 100% viking

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just ordered 5 mjolnir pendants

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>Tfw my Great grandmother is German

Where do I order mine?

Bunch of Square headed Finns. Fuck you

Kys autist

finnishmjolnirshop.com
biggest seller of mjolnir pendants and viking axes in the world

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Post what you consider the ideal Northman then, cephalic index autist

Fuck you square head invader, you have your own country

Yes. Christian turks eat kebab made out of pork, Islamic turks dont.

Do you even have blonde hair and blue eyes? Cause if you don't then you're not Swedish.

my new viking helmet fits like a glove

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cringe. what about Olof Mellberg?

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